Made me chuckle +1

This deserves more updates! 👏

i'm pretty sure there were days when i did not leave the couch for 13 hours but i think that's a me problem

The guy who spends upwards of eight hours wearing a mask in a steam-filled kitchen, washing dishes in the heat of summer agrees with Soledad.

Martin's the best.

It'd be interesting watching somebody run the 100m in 4 seconds and explode just past the finish line.

I'd rather have a 35+ where it's pretty chill and quiet. Everyone is welcome. Got good restaurants and low-key stuff to do. Also no internet connectivity so I can get some relaxing in. Age limit not enforced just a lifestyle choice.

This is so f****d up I love it. 🤣

Perfect.

and that is the simple life people

Somebody. Get Mike a boyfriend. I don't want that child left confused as to why his uncle doesn't get someone to love.

I was gussying up to have Christmas Eve dinner with my family at a slightly upscale restaurant. I was wearing dark jeans, black turtleneck sweater, and stiletto ankle boots. My then 5 year old niece was watching me so I asked her how I looked. She made a “yikes” face and said “This is why you don’t have a boyfriend.”

Yeah, you're not getting out of this that easy, Uncle Mike.

Kids know what they are taught. Religious extremists screaming about indoctrination. Excuse me!? Who invented Sunday School? Who practices a religion that tells children an invisible monster is going to jump out and grab them if they don't believe a certain thing.

Kids are amazing. The best kind of humans. No politics, no religion, no prejudice, just innocence and logic!

I love Mike's nephew!

I'm pretty sure that this is fake but regardless this is still funny

Uncle Mike explain why you not married,

Smart kid.

I love their relationship, and what a smart kid 💞

Kid is smart. he be going places.

kid doubled down ouch

Kids get it

Said a very innocent child who will now be tainted

Lol nephew is like okay, and? Still no excuse for being single.

Kids are the best. Tell/ask it like it is without the man-made judgement.

Love that the nephew barely bats an eyelid at this

Some traits are just learned

He doesn't care who you're married to, he just needs to be married, apparently

excellent question obviously

By 8yo, he'll be like, "Yo, dawg, why you got no pull?"

Good question, then it's why you two guys kiss'n.

Slam dunk for the 6 year old

🤣 What did you say?

Brutal.

Damn kid

well i mean-

I am a despicable human being because I do the same thing with my wife. It's the old good cop - bad cop game and I am always the good cop.

I mean... that's one thing I do not envy women.

Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself

She got more rights than a womans body in the US...

Yeah, Debra

Legend!

👏

A man thought he was too old for university and said, 'when I graduate I'll be 42 years old', so his friend said to him, 'how old will you be if you don't graduate?'.

It's going to be a rude awakening for some

Badum-tss!

This is cute. Turns out he found the right one.

In fairness the gospels were written after Jesus died so unreliable and Judas sold all the VHS tapes the disciples took for even more silver, then the guy who bought them recorded the Golden Girls over them so there's no actual record any more.

Took me a minute, but the mother is right 🤣, stay off crazy astro persons.

Also and above all: won the gas&oil lottery and thus is rich as f**k. Norway is basically a democratic and egalitarian Gulf country.

I'm seeing this so much that I have a question: Can I please sit with him at the crock pot and share the buffalo dip? Very honestly speaking, I haven't even tasted buffalo sauce before.