39 Posts Mocking Crazy, Unusual Or Overly Complicated Names, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)
Interview"No, we can’t name her that because there was a girl in middle school by that name who bullied me. No, no, that’s my cousin’s name. That rhymes with a bad word, and kids will definitely figure it out by second grade. No, I don’t like that name. That’s too common. That’s too long and difficult to spell. I give up! Let’s just make up a name!"
If you’re a parent, there is a good chance you’re familiar with the experience of spending months searching high and low for the perfect name for your little one. Choosing a name can be extremely daunting at first, when you’re unsure of what will be common or popular 5, 10, or 50 years from now, and if you had to deal with name-based bullying as a child, you want to protect your kids from the same fate. But when in doubt, I always like to say “better safe than sorry”. Because if you get too creative with your child’s name, you might end up paying the price by being mocked online…
Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the Name Nerds Jerks subreddit that is dedicated to name-shaming, as well as an interview with the group's moderator team to gain some insight about the community. As its description states, “No name is safe.” So be sure to upvote all of the posts featuring names that you can’t believe are actually on birth certificates somewhere out there, and then let us know in the comments what the most ridiculous baby names you’ve ever heard are.
Keep reading to also find an interview with Sherri Suzanne, professional baby name consultant and founder of My Name For Life. Enjoy this list of names that we can only hope are satire, and then if you are looking for suggestions to send your arch-enemy when they are naming their next child, check out Bored Panda’s last article on this same subreddit right here.
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Louder For The R/Namenerds At The Back
To learn more about how the Name Nerds Jerks group began, we reached out to the moderator team on Reddit. "This sub started as a joke - there was a post on the main Name Nerds sub that inspired me to comment about how we needed [another] sub," one of the moderators, Kydashian, told Bored Panda. "Meg (another moderator) responded that she made it, and then my exact comment was 'mod me, daddy'. Boom, new sub."
"I don’t think either of us ever thought there were going to be this many like-minded jerks, but it has been so much fun! I think our community has taken off because it’s a place where you can truly be honest and have other people chime in," Kydashian explained. "If you ask your cousin what they named their baby and they respond with something ridiculous, you’re probably going to smile and say something kind. However, you bring that name to our subreddit, and we’re all going to laugh with you. Like any subreddit, there are some 'go-to comments' that show up on the main, that we will comment as a joke and it’s just a fun place to laugh at the absurdity of it all. I dare you to post 'I’m thinking of Juniper' and let the sub tell you what they think. I think we’re a good outlet for some people to be able to joke around and let off steam over some petty things."
Son Of A Ditch
We also asked if they had any advice for people considering making up a name for their children. "Thinking of naming your kid something unique that you made up? [We] have one piece of advice: Don’t."
"But seriously - children grow up to have their own full adult lives and will have to sign their mortgage, apply for jobs, and have professional relationships for the majority of their lives," Kydashian shared. "Keep that in mind!"
The group is lighthearted and fun, but the moderators raise some valid points. Please don't make your children's lives easier the second you name them.
~*literaleigh*~
I'm honestleigh realleigh sick of people giving their children extremeleigh stupid names. This includes adding "-leigh" unnecessarileigh to the end of female names. I find it incredibleigh stupid and lacking sense.
To gain some insight from a baby naming expert, we reached out to professional baby name consultant and founder of My Name For Life, Sherri Suzanne. First, we wanted to hear what inspired Sherri to get into this field. "I’ve had a lifelong passion for onomastics (study of names) and started my name database at age 7 and still use it today!" Sherri told Bored Panda. "Names are like art—they represent different styles and cultures and sounds and looks. I collect names like some people collect sculpture or painting."
"I’ve been naming since elementary school—family members, dolls, pets—for anyone I could pester to let me help," Sherri says. "I was managing editor of magazine in New York when I first assisted a pregnant co-worker name her child. She mentioned it to another mom-to-be who mentioned it to another until I was helping parents by word of mouth quietly throughout the Nineties. I began to formalize my procedures in the 2000s and brought my services to the web about 12 years ago."
Or There’s Always Natalawn
We also asked Sherri why she thinks there is a trend of naming children strange names. "To be honest, many of the most peculiar names people cite to me are the stuff of urban legends," she told Bored Panda. "I think they enjoy seeing my reaction. Having said that, there have always been parents who stretch the envelope when it comes to naming. But I think more parents are being adventurous namers nowadays as a result of being exposed to a variety of tastes and styles via the internet. Add in the fact that many pop-culture figures have names 'outside the box', and you can see the temptation for many parents to join in."
"In truth, while originality and individuality are part of 21st-century culture, the overwhelming majority of parents want their child to stand out but also to fit in," Sherri explained.
We also asked if she thinks parents should have complete free range when it comes to naming their kids. "In general, I’m not in favor of imposing regulations," she shared. "But I absolutely think common sense must prevail! The Golden Rule is to name selflessly, putting the child first."
Lemme guess: the next one's going to be Simba Charming if it's a boy, and Tiana Snow if it's a girl.
We also wanted to hear from the expert how parents can strike the perfect balance of picking a unique name that will stand the test of time without going too far out of the box. "As I mentioned, it’s a challenge for modern parents to help their child stand out while fitting in," Sherri said. "One of the most requested name types in my practice nowadays are familiar names that have fallen out of use. These names give just the right touch of originality while remaining comfortable. However, I use lots of techniques to help parents bring individuality to a child’s name—from picking names in ancestral languages to finding names in literature, history and art."
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So what are the most important factors parents must keep in mind when naming their children? According to Sherri, "Our future success depends on our ability to introduce ourselves with confidence. So parents can be creative if they wish but also be practical and sensitive. No names that form jokes, rhymes, puns or phrases. Express individuality in 'I’m Sofia with an ‘f’--not Sophia.' I’m cautioning against creating a spelling like Sofeeyuh just to be different. If you want to be original, better to just pick an uncommon name. A name that seems nice on paper may not work well in daily life. Lift name candidates off the page and test them out loud to make sure they can be said easily and with confidence. Pick a name you like to say. You’ll be saying it a LOT."
Lastly, Sherri added, "To older children and adults with ‘adventurous’ names: If your parents gifted you with an attention-grabbing name that you love, then go ahead and embrace it! However, if your name is a source of pain and insecurity, remember that we each have power over what we are called. Short of name-changing, remember that nicknames, middle names and initials are all ways to tame a wild first name."
If you'd like more naming words of wisdom from Sherri or to learn about what the most popular names are right now, be sure to check out My Name For Life right here.
This Sub Has Ruined Me. I Saw This And Immediately Started Thinking Up Nicknames
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"Hi, my name is Pakistan International Airlines. Pleasure to meet you." "Are you Pakistani?" "No, I'm American and my parents are idiots."
Someone’s A Superfan
It’s amazing that some of the baby names on this list were actually signed off on for multiple reasons, one of which being that both parents agreed on the name. Of course, not every child has two parents around at birth. But every parent should have a few family members or close friends that they discussed their baby names with as well. Yet somehow, there are children out there named Abcde and Imunique. According to one survey though, Kinzleighanne probably did not get her name overnight. Apparently, 75% of first-time parents argue over what to name their child. In fact, baby names are the number one thing expecting parents argue over, beating out whether or not the mother should return to work and whether or not to have a second child by a longshot.
And when it comes to why baby names have become so loose over recent years, Laura Wattenberg, creator of BabyNameWizard.com told Today, “I liken baby names to the dress code. We’ve thrown away the office dress code when it comes to naming. We’ve seen a revolution in naming where there is no such thing as a ‘normal’ name. And, while there is still a number one name, it’s only a fraction as popular as the number one name was years ago.”
Grandma Jr
Rock, Middle Name Bob
For goodness sake, call the child 'Robert', and shorten it to 'Bob'. If you really want a 'rock' name, add in 'Petros' as a middle name.
After the initial excitement of finding out you’re expecting a child wears off, it’s time to start discussing names. And while most parents like to wait until they know the gender to start narrowing down names, it can still become a very heated topic. So if your partner starts suggesting names like Tryxtynn or Drittney, Carrie Felton of Stuck On You recommends a few ways you can shoot down their suggestions without causing a fight. She suggests creating a no-go list from the beginning and agreeing on a set number of ‘vetoes’ that you and your partner both get, so nobody starts getting their hopes up about a name that the other person truly hates. But when you’ve narrowed down the list a bit and there are still names you would like to discard, here are a few ways to turn your partner off to those names. One suggestion that might be questionable but should certainly do the trick is telling your partner about a past lover who had that name. “Allow your eyes to glaze over while you coo dreamily about that magical night you spent with a hot surfer named Humphrey,” Carrie explains.
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Another tactic Carrie suggests for deterring your partner from fighting for a name you despise is to do your research about famous disgraced athletes, murderers, drug smugglers, etc. with that name. If you can convince them that many people will have a negative association with that name, you might be able to persuade them to start looking for other options. Finally, she says that good old-fashioned guilt can usually do the trick too. Both partners should love and be excited about the child’s name, so there is no point in settling on a name that one person won’t be thrilled to share with their friends and family. And as Carrie adds, “Depending on where you live, you will have about two months to finalize your baby’s name after birth so there’s no huge rush.” If, for some reason, the two of you still can’t decide upon meeting your baby, you can live with them for a month or two before picking a name that perfectly suits them.
Ooof. The 9 Of Them Also Live In A 200 Square Foot Bus
Planning Ahead
Mom Sent Me This Text Today. Possibly The Worst Name I’ve Seen
Depending on where you live, you might have time after the baby is born to finalize a name, but you also might have strict laws in relation to what your baby can be called. Certain countries have approved baby name lists, which can frustrate some parents, but can also protect children from being named Anuhsteezia. In New Zealand, for example, there is a list of banned baby names, including Christ, Messiah, Lucifer and Justice. One would hope that parents would never dream of calling their children many of the names featured on this list, but unfortunately, the list does exist for a reason. Without restrictions in place, New Zealand would have at least 31 ‘King’s, 28 ‘Princess’es, 7 ‘Majesty’s and 25 ‘Royal’s. Apparently, some names still slip through the cracks though. According to CNN, New Zealand has at least one person named Violence and another named Number 16 Bus Shelter.
Song Is Forever Changed In My Head Now
Username Checks Out
From Hp Sub
You would think the land of Mormons would want names a tad more biblical. But then you see the names of the chapters of the Book of Mormon and then you understand completely.
According to The Washington Post, at least 12 countries currently have legislation in place regarding baby naming, including Germany, Spain, Portugal, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Japan and Malaysia. Some nations, such as the Scandinavian democracies, have these rules in place to look out for the well-being of children and their future reputations. On the other hand, some countries, like Morocco, have banned names of certain ethnic groups. But there can also be logistical reasons for restricting certain names. Some states in the US, for example, don’t allow for diacritics to be in registered names. This means that if you would like to name your child José, he will be legally registered as Jose.
This Post On Facebook Got Me. This Is (Some Of) The Future
If I was named something like that, I'd change my name the day I reached adulthood...
“Simple” They Want To A Name A Child “Simple.”
Some On-The-Nose Landlord Names From The 11th C
But aside from the attempted use of foreign characters or names that are just too long for government databases to handle, governments in some of these countries have rejected other names just because they are absurd (or offensive). Sweden has stopped children from being named Metallica, Superman, Veranda, Ikea, and Elvis, while Germany has rejected Matti, Osama bin Laden and Adolf Hitler as baby names. In Japan, someone tried to name their child Akuma, or devil, and in China someone simply wanted to name their baby @. New Zealand has also turned down Anal, 5th, V8 and *. Yes, someone wanted to name their child just an asterisk.
I Know Nick Cannon Gets Posted A Lot, But Baby #9 Is Confirmed On The Way… Here Are Is Other 8 Kids Names
*throws up hands in surrender* I'm done, I can't take anymore. Goodbye, world.
11 Babies Named Arson Last Year
Why on earth would you want to give your baby a name that reminds us of violence or unrest?????? That'll be the next name trending for a girl..."violence".... these names are awful.
I Think I’ve Found The Perfect Name!
Plenty of thought should go into naming our beloved children, but we have to think about the future as well. When a kid is given a name that is extremely difficult to pronounce or spell, their life is just made harder. Parents must remember not to be selfish when naming their kids. As exciting as it feels to have the power to name your little one (almost) anything you want, don’t abuse that power. Think about what it will be like when they’re 5, 10, 20, and 50. Most people will not be thinking, “Wow, your parents are so cool for giving you a unique name!” when they encounter a Juztiss. They will likely be thinking, “Wow, you should get that name changed ASAP.” There are plenty of interesting and beautiful names that will stand the test of time. If you do enough research, I promise you’ll find one you like.
This Mom Needs Her Naming Rights Taken Away
Every Day On This Sub I Must Practise Restraint
I Hope This Is Fake
We hope you’re enjoying this list of ridiculous names people have bestowed upon their children for some reason. As funny as they may be, please remember them if you’re ever having a child, and don’t make the same mistakes these people have. I absolutely love my name, but I have still had to deal with my fair share of mispronunciations, misspellings and “Can I just call you a nickname instead?” throughout my life. I can only imagine how terrible it would be if my parents had named me Juse Bocks or Deevagurl. Keep upvoting the posts you find most atrocious, and then let us know in the comments what the worst baby name you’ve ever heard was.
I’m Sorry….truxtyn??????
When You Change The Spelling Of A Common Name And Get Surprised That The General Public Can’t Pronounce It
The amount of people who named their kids bad names… how do you even pronounce Gyanna???
Found In My Facebook Bumper Group
Medical Terms As *Pretty Girl Names*
Tl;dr: We Pulled A Name Out Of Our Collective A** For Our Kid And Are Outraged That People Mispronounce It
List Of Names At My Lunch Lady Friends Elementary School…
Please Tell Me This Is One Of You Trolling
Because Who Would Hate The Name Notch?
Yeah…I wouldn’t leave him alone with the birth certificates. I’d even warn the nurses and doctors ahead of time about this.
This Is Literally Not What Synestesia Is. Literally Anyone Can Feel A ‘Vibe’ From A Name
How Do You Even Fix Your Mouth To Say These Words??
tonguetwister name, will not take very long for the L and the R to get mixed up
lmaooo i already did that, i read it as craxton clit and i was like hey now this is for sure a joke 💀💀
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My Father Will Hear About This (If You Know, You Know)
In Germany the government can veto names if they are inappropriate or stupid or offensive. I always thought that an overreach. Not anymore. What the hell is wrong with these people? Anyone naming their children in this manner has zero concern for their future.
It feels as if some of the parents hate their own children with choosing those names, Maybe the parents should have to be forced to go be a silly name, maybe Poopoo Funtgruttock
I. Am. The. A**hole. Way back in 2011 I wanted to name my daughter Cortana. She was a bad*ss chick, and only old school gamers would get it. Everyone involved is very happy that my wife won that argument.
What is the point of giving a name that's going to trigger the spell checker every time someone types it.
These people are the type that blow up houses for sex reveal parties.
I know these all seem awful but in the US you can go down to the courthouse and change your name for like $15.00. I think a Judge has to approve it. Doesn't take long. At least in my state. Doesn't help them through school. But 18 and you can get it done. If you have an understanding teacher you can just tell them I go by my nickname and pick something better. Not all will accommodate you but it is worth a try. I believe their assignments are supposed to have their legal name on them but the teach may be understanding.
But it might take years for you (and your classmates) to realize a name is stupid/has bullying potential. If you live in the same place long enough and the name is bad enough, someone is bound to bring it up.
Load More Replies...Here's some of the hilarious names from that Key and Peale college football D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde, D'Jasper Probincrux III,Leoz Maxwell , Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, Davoin Shower-Handel, Hingle McCringleberry, L'Carpetron Dookmarriot, J'Dinkalage Morgoone, Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon, Saggitariutt Jefferspin, X-Wing@Aliciousness, Sequester Grundelplith M.D.,Scoish Velociraptor Maloish, T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V, EEEEE EEEEEEEEE, Donkey Teeth, Torque [Construction Drilling Noise] Lewith, [The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop], University of Missouri-Columbia
And then people wonder why their kids get mocked in school and later get serial Killers...
When I was young, maybe before 5, I thought we received 3 names. 1 for a baby, then 2 for an adult and 3 for old age. Why? I could not wrap my head around babies being named bland names like Richard or Laura or 'dog ugly' ones like Bertha or Walter. Just 'pretty' names like Diane, Pam, Beth for babies ( David, Greg or Jimmy for boys) Then grown-up names after you marry or graduate from school and then when you become grandparents or so old . For these names were what I heard in older folks but not children and vise versa. Knew no one named Diane as a grandma. Silly how we think as young 'kids' based on little information, sometimes based on misunderstandings too. (Wally is short for Walter, then the adult reverts to the formal name when he enters the work force , just like skip or chip is now known by the formal name if they are named after their dad 'Junior'.)
It's just a very narcissistic world. "I'm so original and special." "Look at me!". Sheesh.🙄🤮🤦
i know this girl named Eden nevaeh indigo. that's only her first name...
I couldn't read anymore after a bit. This is such nonsense. I try to be open minded, but if these asshats put as much time and energy into parenting their kids as they do in coming up with names that will get made fun of, and difficult to spell and pronounce, their kids would have much happier lives. Sheesh. No wonder other countries have laws about what you can name your kid.
Can we just go back to names like Jane and John that everyone knows how to spell and can pronounce and stop it with ending everything in leigh, yn, xon, and replacing letters?!? Please for the love of god. Your child's name isn't "unique".
We live near a Lake Norman so all the businesses are named LKN Plumbing or LKN Chiropractic, etc. and our neighbor's little kid is LAKEN. 🤦
I know a girl born in the 80s and her name was Khristahl, or something like that. It was a crazy, crazy spelling. It was pronounced just like Crystal. She went by Kris most of her life. I went to school with a girl who had three girls and named them Heaven, Nevaeh, and Eden. Heaven and Nevaeh are twins. There's a girl called Lilliey (Lily) in my daughter's class, her sister is Molleigh (Molly) and their brother is James. I mean, some people need to at least stick with some kind of theme.
I've always loved Francis for a boy, and Sybil for a girl, but I don't know if I'd ever name my future child that... Not with the way kids get teased at school... I've known my husband since we were toddlers, and I had to watch him deal with that over his name when we were kids, and he goes by a nickname now. We have almost 5 month old twin boys, Philip, (Named for my grandfather) and Henry, (The name my husbands birth parents wanted to give him). And sometimes I still worry about whether they have names that they won't get teased for too much...
Sometimes I wonder if these people somehow never had the opportunity to name anything *before* they had a human child: doll, pet, imaginary friend, etc. The impulse is totally normal, is what I'm saying, but I thought most people worked through it by age 13 or so.
I almost named my daughter Agatha Minerva and I was almost 40. I thought better of it and used it for our dog.
Load More Replies...Okay, how about this: How about we not make fun of people of things that don't actually hurt anybody? I agree that maybe there are some names that shouldn't be allowed, that there are names that are obscene or vile, etc. But if it doesn't hurt anybody, who cares?
Except being bullied over your name does hurt. Being passed over for jobs does hurt.
Load More Replies...I wanted to call my daughters Talledega and Rowdanthe. We settled for Jade and Nicole. Their brothers are Rufus and Nathaniel. My friend called her girls Nirvana and Valhalla.
I think the craziest thing I'd name my kid is Twilight. These are ridiculous.
Went to college with a girl named Kanopoly and worked with a Charneice call her Char
In Germany the government can veto names if they are inappropriate or stupid or offensive. I always thought that an overreach. Not anymore. What the hell is wrong with these people? Anyone naming their children in this manner has zero concern for their future.
It feels as if some of the parents hate their own children with choosing those names, Maybe the parents should have to be forced to go be a silly name, maybe Poopoo Funtgruttock
I. Am. The. A**hole. Way back in 2011 I wanted to name my daughter Cortana. She was a bad*ss chick, and only old school gamers would get it. Everyone involved is very happy that my wife won that argument.
What is the point of giving a name that's going to trigger the spell checker every time someone types it.
These people are the type that blow up houses for sex reveal parties.
I know these all seem awful but in the US you can go down to the courthouse and change your name for like $15.00. I think a Judge has to approve it. Doesn't take long. At least in my state. Doesn't help them through school. But 18 and you can get it done. If you have an understanding teacher you can just tell them I go by my nickname and pick something better. Not all will accommodate you but it is worth a try. I believe their assignments are supposed to have their legal name on them but the teach may be understanding.
But it might take years for you (and your classmates) to realize a name is stupid/has bullying potential. If you live in the same place long enough and the name is bad enough, someone is bound to bring it up.
Load More Replies...Here's some of the hilarious names from that Key and Peale college football D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde, D'Jasper Probincrux III,Leoz Maxwell , Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, Davoin Shower-Handel, Hingle McCringleberry, L'Carpetron Dookmarriot, J'Dinkalage Morgoone, Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon, Saggitariutt Jefferspin, X-Wing@Aliciousness, Sequester Grundelplith M.D.,Scoish Velociraptor Maloish, T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V, EEEEE EEEEEEEEE, Donkey Teeth, Torque [Construction Drilling Noise] Lewith, [The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop], University of Missouri-Columbia
And then people wonder why their kids get mocked in school and later get serial Killers...
When I was young, maybe before 5, I thought we received 3 names. 1 for a baby, then 2 for an adult and 3 for old age. Why? I could not wrap my head around babies being named bland names like Richard or Laura or 'dog ugly' ones like Bertha or Walter. Just 'pretty' names like Diane, Pam, Beth for babies ( David, Greg or Jimmy for boys) Then grown-up names after you marry or graduate from school and then when you become grandparents or so old . For these names were what I heard in older folks but not children and vise versa. Knew no one named Diane as a grandma. Silly how we think as young 'kids' based on little information, sometimes based on misunderstandings too. (Wally is short for Walter, then the adult reverts to the formal name when he enters the work force , just like skip or chip is now known by the formal name if they are named after their dad 'Junior'.)
It's just a very narcissistic world. "I'm so original and special." "Look at me!". Sheesh.🙄🤮🤦
i know this girl named Eden nevaeh indigo. that's only her first name...
I couldn't read anymore after a bit. This is such nonsense. I try to be open minded, but if these asshats put as much time and energy into parenting their kids as they do in coming up with names that will get made fun of, and difficult to spell and pronounce, their kids would have much happier lives. Sheesh. No wonder other countries have laws about what you can name your kid.
Can we just go back to names like Jane and John that everyone knows how to spell and can pronounce and stop it with ending everything in leigh, yn, xon, and replacing letters?!? Please for the love of god. Your child's name isn't "unique".
We live near a Lake Norman so all the businesses are named LKN Plumbing or LKN Chiropractic, etc. and our neighbor's little kid is LAKEN. 🤦
I know a girl born in the 80s and her name was Khristahl, or something like that. It was a crazy, crazy spelling. It was pronounced just like Crystal. She went by Kris most of her life. I went to school with a girl who had three girls and named them Heaven, Nevaeh, and Eden. Heaven and Nevaeh are twins. There's a girl called Lilliey (Lily) in my daughter's class, her sister is Molleigh (Molly) and their brother is James. I mean, some people need to at least stick with some kind of theme.
I've always loved Francis for a boy, and Sybil for a girl, but I don't know if I'd ever name my future child that... Not with the way kids get teased at school... I've known my husband since we were toddlers, and I had to watch him deal with that over his name when we were kids, and he goes by a nickname now. We have almost 5 month old twin boys, Philip, (Named for my grandfather) and Henry, (The name my husbands birth parents wanted to give him). And sometimes I still worry about whether they have names that they won't get teased for too much...
Sometimes I wonder if these people somehow never had the opportunity to name anything *before* they had a human child: doll, pet, imaginary friend, etc. The impulse is totally normal, is what I'm saying, but I thought most people worked through it by age 13 or so.
I almost named my daughter Agatha Minerva and I was almost 40. I thought better of it and used it for our dog.
Load More Replies...Okay, how about this: How about we not make fun of people of things that don't actually hurt anybody? I agree that maybe there are some names that shouldn't be allowed, that there are names that are obscene or vile, etc. But if it doesn't hurt anybody, who cares?
Except being bullied over your name does hurt. Being passed over for jobs does hurt.
Load More Replies...I wanted to call my daughters Talledega and Rowdanthe. We settled for Jade and Nicole. Their brothers are Rufus and Nathaniel. My friend called her girls Nirvana and Valhalla.
I think the craziest thing I'd name my kid is Twilight. These are ridiculous.
Went to college with a girl named Kanopoly and worked with a Charneice call her Char