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We all have geography lessons in school. And while we learn many interesting things about the maps and geography in them, there's always room for improvement.
So, today, let's look at these interesting maps of Europe that we picked and found online. After all, there's no wrong time to learn something new. And who knows, maybe you'll end up using these facts somewhere (maybe a trivia night?), unlike some things you were taught at school.
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Annik Perrot 1 year ago
Mer..credi! in France because you start to say Merde! and realize there are kids around ;-))
The Dark Sun 1 year ago
similar to Germany... "Schei-benkleister" instead of Scheiße!
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Marvelor 1 year ago
As someone who speaks French, people also tend to use “purée !” (Which means mashed potatoes) instead of put!n
Nastassja Ficko Soklič 1 year ago
it's not ''piška'' in Slovene, but ''pišuka''. Also, ''pišuka'' has no meaning while ''piška'' actually does mean chicken.
Zedrapazia 1 year ago
I am swiss, but who that Gottfried Stutz is I honestly don't know. However, Gott = God, Fried = Friede / peace (I guess) and Stutz is slang for money. God peace money? I don't know and am too lazy to google atm
devotedtodreams 1 year ago
Sometimes, when I say "Gopfridstutz!", my Mom will reply with: "Dä cha au nüt defür" (roughly translated: "It's not his fault") XD
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Somebodys grandmother 1 year ago
Danish is wrong... we say: "for katten, for søren" - aka for the cat, for søren (a name)... for hulen is looooong cone....
Robert T 1 year ago
Any subtitles on Danish TV seemed to translate all English swearwords to "pis". So I still don't know how to swear in Danish.
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Kristiina Männiste 1 year ago
Pekki does not mean fat- it means INTO the fat. And where does the human body have lots of fat - in the buttocks. So Pekki actually means up your a*s. Kid friendly would be "Kurat!" - meaning the devil. As the devil is a kinda chaotic neutral guy in Estonian folklore - strong but stupid and deathly afraid of wolves, thunderstorms and his grandmother.
Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago (edited)
Did the TV show "Father Ted" popularise "f.e.c.k" or was it already in common usage? (Looks like BP doesn't like it spelled out)
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
Notice the grey areas, yeah we don't bother covering up the curse words, the kids have already heard them a hundred times by then...
Kayjunmoon 1 year ago
My mother used to say flip. Maybe a little dated now.
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Gvendolina Kacirova 1 year ago
It's the same concept in CZ, you start kur... and instead of ...va you end it "nik"! :-)
That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago
Love how in Ireland (if my b******t geography is correct) they just sub u for e
Midnight (she/her) 1 year ago
omg i have so many things i could say about this . . . yet so little time . . .
Midnight (she/her) 1 year ago
whats wrong with wednesday? and pancakes? the earthworm one had me cracking up so hard
MamaPumpkin 1 year ago
Hungarian is reeeeally creative with curse expressions :D And a lot of them are by default kid friendly. We have things like "let the cat kick it", gotta love that language!
Francois 1 year ago
Chips in Dutch translates to crisps in English. Chips in English translate to friet or patat.
Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago (edited)
I think it's meant to "ships" instead of "sh1t" although I've not heard people censor "sh1t" as it's a foreign word anyhow and isn't considered offensive in The Netherlands in general.
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Are these all Bowdlerizations, or are some of these idioms? WTF, Gottfried Stutz?
pineapple87 1 year ago
Finn here, never have I ever heard persikka used as a swear word. Raspberry (vattu), however....
Svea Baumann 1 year ago
Fun fact, it's Scheibenkleister because it sounds similiar to Scheiße, the German word for s**t. So you start with "Schei..." and realize there are kids listening and say "Scheibenkleister" instead. Quite the same issue in French and Spanish I guess
LillieMean 1 year ago
If there are children around, yes. The other one is PERR...honen or SAA..sta. I have used these expressions myself. Vittu is so fast, so sometimes it slips out. Helkatti. 🙊
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zububonsai 1 year ago (edited)
In Russian "blin" covering up the original "blyat". Wondering if and with what they cover up "shest' "
martymcmatrix 1 year ago
What about »Leck mich am Arm« (lick my arm) and »Steck dir einen Finger in die Hüfte« (stick a finger in your hip).....wait, I finally remembered »Armleuchter« (arm lamp)...🙋🏽
G R 1 year ago
F*e*c*k is a completely different word than the F word with a U in it. You can say the former in front of your granny or your priest, it's not considered a sweat term at all.
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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 1 year ago
This one is both fascinating and quite scary. The relatively mild climate in the British Isles is, as I understand it, heavily reliant on the Gulf Stream. If that gets messed up because of climate change, we're fűcked!
Maps are leading us in nearly every step of our way. They are reachable to everyone - just a few presses and you can see Google or Apple Maps. But that wasn’t always the case.
The history of maps can be traced as far back as 5000 years ago. The first-ever maps were used to depict small areas in pictures. And there was no set of rules on how everything should be drawn, which made maps quite inaccurate.
Later, the map-making art was taken over by the Greeks and Romans. The most notable works of this mapping period were those of Claudius Ptolemaeus. He was a geographer, mathematician, and astronomer, who came up with longitude and latitude lines. And, well, that revolutionized European geographic thinking.
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Monstarr the Divisive 1 year ago
Ha, jokes on switzerland, the biggest, most popular and most expensive city isn't even the capital.
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Milton Jones: why did I run up to doorbells and ring them, then run away? Just for the buzz...
Then, during the middle ages, there wasn’t much progress in the map-making scene. Most of the maps that were produced during this time were of monasteries, which were influenced by religious devotion. They were heavily decorated with angels and imaginary monsters.
However, the Islamic world made some progress in the map-making area. The most notable instance is of Al-Idrisi, an Arab scholar who produced numerous world maps and geography books that heavily influenced this scientific field.
After the Middle Ages, the invention of the printing press by Johannes Gutenberg pushed the monasteries out of the dominance of map production. Also, the printing process becoming more available resulted in the growth of major publishing houses. And they produced maps that were accessible to everyone, no matter their financial status.
Even more, improvements in mapping were brought about by the accessibility of public learning and the thirst for knowledge. Increasingly, maps started having more colors showcasing various aspects of the presented place.
Also, in the late 1700s, thematic maps started showing up; for example, those showing the spread of certain illnesses or the extent of a flood.
Now, the maps on our phones are made by using satellite systems and surveying techniques. With these tools, cartographers can measure everything with precision, which was never achievable before. And due to their precision, maps have become an irreplaceable aspect of nearly everyone’s life.
Did you learn something new from these maps? Share your discoveries with us in the comments!
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Hugh Cookson 1 year ago
Oh Dear, if this all goes tits up, I'm pretty sure Russia will go down the pan - so then it's goodbye Belarus and Serbia.
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Zedrapazia 1 year ago
Fun short story. Company that outsourced to Switzerland wanted to enforce their policy to have at best 50% black workers, and then got very surprised and confused why this wasn't feasibly possible
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Hugh Cookson 1 year ago
For my country, yes ; for the cretins that run my country, no ; those people I'd rather put them in a hole in the ground and just fill it in whilst they're alive. Wars are not started by the people of a country, they are started by upstarts, despots and chancers using those people to fulfill their own deluded ambitions - think Putin and Netenyahu at the moment ; they won't win and people on both sides of their particular countries will suffer because of those two idiots unachievable delusions.
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Robert T 1 year ago
Depends on your definition of "speaks". UK schools teach foreign languages (which and whether it was compulsory varies over the years). However, they start late and are not very advanced by the time they finish. I did both French (5 years) and German (2 years) and I speak neither with any fluency.
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VeryDarkMatter 1 year ago
Interesting maps.. but none of this stuff is really important for school
Regina Phalange 1 year ago
There are so many facts wrong in this article that I would suggest deleting the entire thing, rather than trying to fix every mistake
DeoManus Argentem 1 year ago (edited)
I think this is per household, not per adult. Oops, I meant to comment on the last post, not general.
Queeqec 1 year ago
Wondering when those map creators will realize, that Turkey and Russia are Asian countries, not European. Far more than 50%, even more than 70% of their territories are on the Asian continent. So clearly not European.
Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 1 year ago
Russia is both Turkey and can't make its mind up. Not everything depends on an arbitrary line on a map or someone's definition of a continent.
Load More Replies... VeryDarkMatter 1 year ago
Interesting maps.. but none of this stuff is really important for school
Regina Phalange 1 year ago
There are so many facts wrong in this article that I would suggest deleting the entire thing, rather than trying to fix every mistake
DeoManus Argentem 1 year ago (edited)
I think this is per household, not per adult. Oops, I meant to comment on the last post, not general.
Queeqec 1 year ago
Wondering when those map creators will realize, that Turkey and Russia are Asian countries, not European. Far more than 50%, even more than 70% of their territories are on the Asian continent. So clearly not European.
Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 1 year ago
Russia is both Turkey and can't make its mind up. Not everything depends on an arbitrary line on a map or someone's definition of a continent.
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