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Millennials Share 30 Things That Today’s Kids Have No Clue About, And They’ll Probably Make You Feel Ancient
Warning: the post below is likely to make you feel ancient. Like, fossil ancient. Read on at your own risk of burying hopes to stay a kid forever. Let this be a farewell to our inner Kevin McCallisters, since the last time we were home alone was two kids, a mortgage, and an infinite amount of Zoom meetings ago.
And my fellow millennials, things like burning CDs and MTV’s Pimp My Ride were things we proudly grew up with. But these days, Gen Zs clearly don’t know what floppy disks are for, or what hanging up the phone actually refers to… damn, everyone, are we really closer to boomers than we’d ever like to be?
In case you feel nostalgic towards more stuff from the millennial-approved childhood, make sure to check out our previous posts here and here.
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the only thing that could be paused was a VHS or Betamax video and then you ran the risk of the tape snapping.
To find out about the complex millennial mentality, Bored Panda reached out to Lisa Yaszek, a Regents Professor of Science Fiction Studies at Georgia Tech where she researches and teaches science fiction as a global language crossing centuries, continents, and cultures.
Lisa told us that millennials may be indeed complex people, but their nostalgia is pretty straightforward, as illustrated by the images in this post. “Broadly speaking, they tend to react emotionally to objects associated with either technology or entertainment. This is no surprise; after all, technology and entertainment are two major aspects of popular culture,” professor explained.
A file takes 17 hours to download is sure an "home work" file... A young mind's dreams collapsed at %96 percent that day!
She also added that “other aspects of popular culture include sports, news, fashion, and slang—and I bet you’ll find millennials making nostalgic posts about things like 'Y2k' and 'Jnco jeans.'” When analyzing the millennial nostalgia in this compilation, Lisa said that she was interested to see how very many of the images here revolve around music technologies (images #1, 2, 8, 9, 12, 15, 17, 20, 22, and 24)!
“This makes sense for a couple reasons. First, ever since pop music became, well, popular in the 1950s, it has been associated with youth culture. (Interestingly, 'youth culture' as a concept also emerged in the 1950s, with the first generation of kids who had disposable spending money in the form of allowances.) By definition, youth culture sees itself as rebellious and different from the establishment culture of adults.”
“Second,” the professor explained, “millennials really did grow up in a moment when music and the way generations relate to it were both changing radically. On the one hand, boomers and Gen X parents stayed interested in popular music and so it was harder for millennials to define themselves against their parents’ tastes, and on the other hand, the rapid rise of new music technologies (cassette and then mp3 players) and experimental online entertainment services (Napster and MySpace) allowed millennials to draw a new line between themselves and previous generations.”
I used to love that show but now I see it and cringe. The acting is soooo bad.
I remember having to sit next to the radio with a blank tape and just listen. Hopefully the DJ would play your request soon so you could put together the perfect mix tape. And you were screwed if you had to go to the bathroom. You'd sometimes miss the whole first verse but you would still record it because you didn't want to wait a whole other day for it to come back around.
For this reason, Lisa said that “it’s no surprise to see that 1990s and 2000s music technologies are a source of nostalgia for millennials—and a source of tension when they try to share their experiences and memories of those technologies with Gen Z and Gen Alpha!”
What’s MySpace? Edit: ok thanks for your answers now it makes sense
Another thing that the professor has noted is that television (posts #1, 6, 10, 21, and 25) and telephone (images #5, 13, 18, and 27) technologies provoke a significant amount of millennial nostalgia.
“Again, these are the technologies that give us a line (literally, in the case of image #18) to the world beyond our home, connecting us to others like us across time and space. Millennials have never known a world without cable television, but as posts #1 and 25 remind us, they grew up in a time when audiences were still largely at the mercy of networks that determined the flow of what was watched, when—as opposed to children growing up now who are used to selecting entertainment from a wide variety of platforms (many of which allow you to skip around in or speed through the programs being watched.)”
Lisa continued that “in a similar vein, while most millennials won’t remember a time without cell phones, as images #5, 13, and 18 remind us, they do remember plug-in rotary phones (for which the hashtag symbol held a very different meaning) as well as the transition from relatively large, plastic-encased phones that only made voice calls to the pocket-sized, glass slabs we have today that serve as communication, information, and entertainment devices (see image #27).”
You are so right. It may take a tiny bit more effort but they didn't f**k up as much and when they did, it was cheaper to fix.
Load More Replies...Lol. My car is a manual with levels for the windows xD
Load More Replies...My Citroen 2cv has folding windows... wind-up were considered too luxurious for utilitarian cars!! :-)
Noooo Noooooo. Like my 10 yo sibling knows, sooooo. And we always used to love them, it was so fun! And they never broke too.
I feel this. We rented a U-Haul once and my son's incredulous description of the manual windows made me feel 1,000 years old.
Idk about other countries but lots of cars still have these in Scotland. I'm 25 and my Kia from 2008 has them.
Another phrase that will soon be a mystery to future generations is "roll up/down the window."
we had one of those in our old used Toyota corolla I may be young but not that young
Some of the funnier posts, according to the professor, were the ones with millennials introducing objects to younger generations. “That is so outside the younger person’s realm of experience that they have to guess what the object is—and then they get it totally wrong because they are trying to put it in the context of their own lives!”
“My favorite post in this respect is post #23, with the four-year-old who thought that an old-school, rotary pencil sharpener was a soap dispenser. Given the context of the Covid-19 pandemic and the bottle of hand sanitizer also in the picture, I thought that was actually a great guess,” Lisa added.
She also liked image #3 “in which the young person assumes a 1980s floppy disk is actually a 3D printed artwork made to homage the 'save' icon on a 2020s computer. That had me rotfl, as the millennials have taught us all to say,” the professor explained humorously.
“As a professor, I have to give a shout-out to the educational technologies in images #11, 16, and 23. I’m glad to see that millennials' psyches aren’t just defined by leisure time activities at home, but also by their experiences in the classroom.”
Meanwhile, Lisa said that she was actually surprised that anyone is nostalgic for overhead projectors. “I’m from Gen X and they felt outdated to me when I first encountered them in the early 1990s,” the professor concluded.
Bored Panda also talked to Kristin Moss, the chief ambassador at DealAid.org, who shared some insights on key differences between millennials and Gen Z. “While both value their time greatly, millennials are more likely to invest more time into researching a product or service and look at more sources of information such as social media, review sites, etc.,” Kristin said.
these needed carefully placing on a completely level surface and not moved a mm whilst playing. As portable as water in a sieve.
Meanwhile, “Gen Z, on the other hand, are more likely to be persuaded by concise and straightforward information delivered by their favorite TikTok influencer or YouTube content creator.”
”Despite some overlap in what Gen Z and millennials expect from companies, they do have stark differences when it comes consuming products and services,” Kristin said and added: “Millennials like to spend on products and services that offer an experience even if it costs extra, while Gen Z are significantly more price conscious and expect companies to provide the best possible service at reasonable prices.”
Works for me and the people who watches this video boy... Just keep trying...
given that hippies are from the 60's and the first gen Z was born 95-ish. it's already quite a substantial gap
I also had no idea who Akon was until I Googled him. Does this mean I'm ancient?
Anyone remember Oregon Trail being as close as we got to social media? You'd come across a tombstone and it'd be your older brother or a classmate or something.
Feels weird when I’m born in 2005 and know about 28 of the 30 things they are talking about. I have burned my own songs on to cds used cassette to watch my favorite movie, and at least know the uses for all these other things. Also I’m shocked how little things people my age know about.
Same! I thought people were more knowledgeable about this sort of thing, but I guess I was wrong
Load More Replies...I'm so confused, do kids these days not watch movies or read books? I'm only 12 and I knew almost all of these.
Yeah. This appears to have been made by millennials/gen X to pat themselves on the back about how gen Z is stupid when we're not.
Load More Replies...Before my son could read, a picture chart was used to test his eyesight. One of the pictures was a rotary phone. I told the doctor my son probably won't know what that is, but the doctor replied, "all parents say that but their kids do know." Sure enough, my son got it right. As one of the younger commenters said, most children will know these things from family, books, or t.v. Just as I know what a butter churn is although I haven't used one.
This has been a surprisingly pleasant reminder for how long I have lived.
Wait, but then why do I know all of these things? And I'm definitely a gen z, I'm still in middle school. Oh wait, maybe it's because y'all are overreacting. Also, I bet you wouldn't know what layer goes over Edwardian corsets, or even what stuff from 60s are for. But like you HAVE to laugh at kids for growing up in the modern f*****g world.
This is proper use of the term Millenial; because 30 year olds wouldnt ask these stupid questions.
Part of the story/commentary says millennials/Xers & their health focus are the reasons for different food choices like vegan, gluten free etc. There’s a touch of that, but don’t tell them that those horrid Boomers in the advertising industry have also cottoned on to the fact they aren’t discriminatory when it comes to absorbing marketing “information”. They can rail on us Boomers all they like - we’re having our fun with their wallets.
I was watching Taskmaster UK I think, and Jessica Knappett (a comedian) asked, in reference to the miming of using a phone by holding out your pinky and thing as a receiver, why we used to hold the receivers so awkwardly. As in that was genuinely what she thought we would all hold the receivers like, not that it was miming the receiver shape. She wasn't joking she looked mightily embarrassed at the other ppls reaction to her question. The whole concept of receiver/base landlines seems to be near extinct (like me)
I was born in 2002 and if someone wants to listen to the music, they were Hindi songs of the 2000s, especially from 2006-10
I know most of these things. The snake game on Nokia, also discovered a lot of good romantic songs of 2000s which I remember playing on channels but my parents changed them so didn't hear a lot of them on music channels but in reality shows.
I'm Gen Z and I know most of these....i thought a lot of people my age did..
My wife was referring to an alcoholic family member as a "whino". My 20 year old daughter asked "What's a weeeno?"
Yes, this all started for me a few years ago when my of my younger co-workers had no idea who Mr-T was, like get out of here please.
Sadly, every generation does this to the next one. Boomers, gen x, millenials are doing it and gen z will do it.
Load More Replies...Nope, Millenials are 20 year olds and some 30s, I am 42 and Gen X. We werent dumb enough to not know what anything older than us was
Load More Replies...My grand niece is 15 months old. She found an old cd case. She kept signing for me to read it. She thought it was a book.
If it was an older disc there could have been a significant booklet of liner notes, but probably not.
Load More Replies...Most millennials would know majority of not all of these. I think they mean gen z and onwards. EDIT: NVM, I didn’t read the title properly.
They mean that, I think, but the title is a little confusing. As in, these things were things that millennials grew up with, but confuse gen z and gen alpha.
Load More Replies...Anyone remember Oregon Trail being as close as we got to social media? You'd come across a tombstone and it'd be your older brother or a classmate or something.
Feels weird when I’m born in 2005 and know about 28 of the 30 things they are talking about. I have burned my own songs on to cds used cassette to watch my favorite movie, and at least know the uses for all these other things. Also I’m shocked how little things people my age know about.
Same! I thought people were more knowledgeable about this sort of thing, but I guess I was wrong
Load More Replies...I'm so confused, do kids these days not watch movies or read books? I'm only 12 and I knew almost all of these.
Yeah. This appears to have been made by millennials/gen X to pat themselves on the back about how gen Z is stupid when we're not.
Load More Replies...Before my son could read, a picture chart was used to test his eyesight. One of the pictures was a rotary phone. I told the doctor my son probably won't know what that is, but the doctor replied, "all parents say that but their kids do know." Sure enough, my son got it right. As one of the younger commenters said, most children will know these things from family, books, or t.v. Just as I know what a butter churn is although I haven't used one.
This has been a surprisingly pleasant reminder for how long I have lived.
Wait, but then why do I know all of these things? And I'm definitely a gen z, I'm still in middle school. Oh wait, maybe it's because y'all are overreacting. Also, I bet you wouldn't know what layer goes over Edwardian corsets, or even what stuff from 60s are for. But like you HAVE to laugh at kids for growing up in the modern f*****g world.
This is proper use of the term Millenial; because 30 year olds wouldnt ask these stupid questions.
Part of the story/commentary says millennials/Xers & their health focus are the reasons for different food choices like vegan, gluten free etc. There’s a touch of that, but don’t tell them that those horrid Boomers in the advertising industry have also cottoned on to the fact they aren’t discriminatory when it comes to absorbing marketing “information”. They can rail on us Boomers all they like - we’re having our fun with their wallets.
I was watching Taskmaster UK I think, and Jessica Knappett (a comedian) asked, in reference to the miming of using a phone by holding out your pinky and thing as a receiver, why we used to hold the receivers so awkwardly. As in that was genuinely what she thought we would all hold the receivers like, not that it was miming the receiver shape. She wasn't joking she looked mightily embarrassed at the other ppls reaction to her question. The whole concept of receiver/base landlines seems to be near extinct (like me)
I was born in 2002 and if someone wants to listen to the music, they were Hindi songs of the 2000s, especially from 2006-10
I know most of these things. The snake game on Nokia, also discovered a lot of good romantic songs of 2000s which I remember playing on channels but my parents changed them so didn't hear a lot of them on music channels but in reality shows.
I'm Gen Z and I know most of these....i thought a lot of people my age did..
My wife was referring to an alcoholic family member as a "whino". My 20 year old daughter asked "What's a weeeno?"
Yes, this all started for me a few years ago when my of my younger co-workers had no idea who Mr-T was, like get out of here please.
Sadly, every generation does this to the next one. Boomers, gen x, millenials are doing it and gen z will do it.
Load More Replies...Nope, Millenials are 20 year olds and some 30s, I am 42 and Gen X. We werent dumb enough to not know what anything older than us was
Load More Replies...My grand niece is 15 months old. She found an old cd case. She kept signing for me to read it. She thought it was a book.
If it was an older disc there could have been a significant booklet of liner notes, but probably not.
Load More Replies...Most millennials would know majority of not all of these. I think they mean gen z and onwards. EDIT: NVM, I didn’t read the title properly.
They mean that, I think, but the title is a little confusing. As in, these things were things that millennials grew up with, but confuse gen z and gen alpha.
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