This is me, but I never knew this was actually a thing!

badass

Lol I have a funny scene in my head of a man chasing a woman and she just plays dead and he walks away making sad man noises

My great grandad was a horse drover in WW1. He absolutely loved horses and everything about them. After the war he became a shop owner and they had a horse to pull the cart that took the deliveries around. Great grandad came down with a bit of bronchitis and my grandad had to take over the deliveries for a few days. He said the horse stopped at the top of every street and would just follow him down as he made his deliveries so it was always next to him. It also stopped at every single pub they passed and wouldn’t move until he’d been inside. Apparently great grandma was a bit less than impressed when he told her.

....and often holding it in is a sign of a kind brain...

It's interesting that this Mom used a large bowl to cut all her children's hair.

The Vatican's official holy water is actually Absinthe

This is an amazing book. It created a whole new genre of literature related to the history of nutrients and has been highly influential. You can tell it was well received as its at least a second edition, showing its popularity. The book to the left is the same one but doesn't have nice filigree lettering. Second, there is extensive wear on the book showing frequent use. Decades later, it is still considered the best book ever on the impact of a plant on humanity.

Pandas, we’re going on a road trip! i’ll get the Lada

But OMG fr don't drive high

Where? I live here and I've not heard this

I would like to know where.

Damn, close to town?

But please no glow in the dark spiders.

okay, this is cool but... when do we get those bikes???

I wonder if this would survive salt and snowplows?

Im Australian. Ths isnt true.

Is it? (Australian here)

That STILL won’t save anybody from the poisonous snakes or plants or sharks or crocodiles or……….. !

What could go wrong?

Honestly... I need road signs... and a goal. I NEED to know where I AM!!! Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost... (Savannah) at 80 mph... Oh The road ran out.

Or like that one video game, Slope, lol

thats so sweet and sad at the same time

Hours? Try minutes

but what if 100% of the population think i’m ugly

I had a pair of pet rats called Eric and Ernie (you could tell Ernie because he had the short, fat, hairy legs). Eric was blind and very uncertain about his surroundings sometimes so he used to like to hide in my pocket where he was safe. Ernie used to love lying around my neck like a little scarf. Thing is, I had waist length hair at the time and he was basically invisible under my hair. I used to forget he was there then answer the door, only to watch the postman go pale and run away as Ernie poked his little head out to see who it was. Oops

i want

Oh ,but I am so prepared for that 15%

omg before i forget, you're getting executed today lol. enjoy your breakfast <333

Nonsense, he rode a dinosaur into battle! /j

Seems like we're on the right trajectory.....

Hope no one is careless enough to leave this on their screen, allowing spiders to read it. Scroll down before you set it down!