This Online Community Celebrates The Land Of ‘Nope’, Here Are 34 Of The Best Posts (New Pics)
“Dingoes and kangaroos and koalas, oh my!”
Alright, those may not be the lyrics Dorothy was singing in The Wizard of Oz, but pandas, we’re not in Kansas anymore. Today, we’re taking a trip to the Land Down Under to see some of its most fascinating sights. From the cutest, and sometimes deadliest creatures, to the friendliest and most fun people, Australia has it all!
Below, you’ll find a list we’ve compiled of some of our favorite posts from the Australia subreddit, as well as an interview with Australia’s Curious Campers, Natalie and Steve, who were kind enough to share about their beautiful country. So grab some Tim Tams to snack on, be on the lookout for any poisonous snakes, and be sure to upvote the photos that make you want to hop on a flight to the Southern Hemisphere ASAP. Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last article featuring the Australia subreddit, you can find more pics encapsulating the Aussie experience right here!
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Our Cat Came Home After Missing In The Fires For 7 Nights. She’s Burnt But Should Live. We Thought Her Lost When The Fire Consumed Most Of Our Property. Best Feeling Ever To Walk Out And See Her Alive
The Australia subreddit describes itself as “a dusty corner on the internet where you can chew the fat about Australia and Australians”, and although I’m not quite sure what that means, I’m happy to take part! This online group has over 1 million members, which is pretty impressive considering the population of the entire country is nearly 26 million people. But despite being the 55th most populous nation, Australia has certainly made its mark on the world. It’s the 6th largest country in terms of land, spanning an incredible 7,692,024 square kilometers (or 2,969,906 square miles) and making up 5.2% of the planet’s landmass.
Australia is also known for many unique qualities, such as its stunning tropical beaches, where visitors can find the Great Barrier Reef, its gorgeous, lush rainforests, its amazing, unique wildlife, its rich arts and culture scene, and of course, the friendly and easy-going locals. In fact, Melbourne was recently deemed the world’s friendliest city based on factors including resident happiness, safety, LGBTQI+ inclusivity, top attractions and highest-rated hotels.
Why Are You Littering?
Sign In A Red Rooster
Australia is a wonderful place to visit for many reasons. Prior to the pandemic, the Land Down Under was bringing in over 8 million international visitors each year, and travel and tourism typically account for about 10% of the nation’s GDP. Some of Australia’s most popular tourist attractions are the stunning Sydney Opera House, the Great Barrier Reef Marine Park, the Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park, the Sydney Harbour Bridge, and the Blue Mountains National Park. But there’s plenty to see and do (and eat!) all over Australia. Just be careful not to disturb any dangerous animals…
Unfortunately, I haven’t been able to make the trek to Australia myself yet, pandas, but I’ve been dying to go my entire life. In fact, I’m actually named after the capital of South Australia, Adelaide, because my father visited there when he was young and always loved the name. Of course, I’m obligated to visit for that reason, but Australia is appealing to me for countless reasons. It will just be a perk that when I visit everyone will know how to pronounce and spell my name because they’ve actually heard it before!
My Physics Teacher Defended Her House From Bushfires By Herself, And Then Waited Out The Fire In Her Pool Using A Scuba Tank
After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone!
The Kids Are Alright
To learn more about the beautiful country of Australia, we reached out to two locals, Natalie and Steve, the couple behind Curious Campers Australia. Natalie and Steve have been traveling all over Australia for over a decade, so they’re certainly experts, and they were kind enough to have a conversation with us about what makes Australia unique. “First, there’s the people,” they told Bored Panda. “They are relaxed, friendly, good-humored and ready to laugh at themselves before they laugh at someone else. But if there is a defining quality of Australian people it is their sense of camaraderie. Mateship is in the DNA of every Australian and in times of fire or flood or even a pandemic, Australians will innately come together to help out their ‘mates’ and community.”
The Most Perfect Koala. I Will Never Get Over Living In A Country Where You Can Just Stumble Across This On A Walk Ten Minutes From The City
We had one on our fence for a couple of hours. The dog was checking him out, but wasn’t harassing him or anything, the fence is quite high. He was just standing looking up at him, wondering what the hell he was. Then, the koala peed on him. The dog hurtled back inside thru the doggy door like the hounds of hell were after him, spreading koala pee smell thru the entire house. What a day. 🙄😂
Energex Couldn't Check My Meter Due To My Chicken
Australian Embassy Here In Beijing No Fucks Given Going Against Public Opinion
can someone explain how they are going against public opinion (or demonstrating it?) in China?
Natalie and Steve went on to note that the land is another special feature of Australia. “From coral reefs to mountain ranges and rainforests to deserts, Australia has a striking and diverse landscape,” they shared. “On the east coast, you can step from a rain forest on to the Great Barrier Reef. On the west coast of the country, you can walk from rust red earth onto a reef meters from shore and swim with turtles, dolphins and whale sharks. In between the coasts, there are vast tracts of people-less deserts and plains where you can feel like you are the only person on the planet.”
Things You Don't Get In Other Countries - Handraised Joeys In The Line At Bunnings
I knew a woman who would help care for orphaned wildlife including kangaroo joeys and wombats. The poor things get wiped out by cars and sometimes there's still a baby in the dead mother's pouch who needs rescuing.
I've Seen My First Platypus! Hobart, Tasmania
My Quokka Selfie
We were also curious about some of the things Natalie and Steve love most about Australia. “We are travel writers and nature lovers, so our favorite things are the wildlife and the country it lives in. While kangaroos don’t bound down the streets of the major Australian cities, they and much of Australia’s unique, bizarre, and adorable wildlife, are never far away.” The Curious Campers went on to share some of their favorite wildlife experiences to try when in Australia. “Go to Kangaroo Island in South Australia to see an echidna train. This is when a line of up to 6 male echidnas waddle along behind the female in this cute game of ‘follow the leader’ hoping to be the successful mate (and of course there are lots of kangaroos here too).”
Look At This Cute Joey Inspecting The Camera Lens. I Also Took This Picture In The Gorge Wildlife Park
Ooh, looks like the mother is a white kangaroo! Those are very rare!
Today I Learned Echidnas Can Swim
Meanwhile In Australia
“Check out Halls Gap in the Grampians in Victoria. There are some stunning walks through the hills here but there isn’t a better place at dusk to hear kookaburras – a chorus of them laughing is a sound you will never forget – it must be one of the best sounds in nature,” Steve and Natalie shared. “At Jurien Bay in Western Australia, you can visit an island and swim with the local Australian Sea Lions. Described as puppies of the sea you will be nose to face mask with these inquisitive creatures, it is a thrilling experience.”
“Tasmania is an island sanctuary and nature lovers’ paradise,” the Curious Campers added. “The jewel in the crown is a place called Maria Island off the east coast of Tasmania. If you have ever wanted to get up close to a wombat this is the place. It is cuteness overload, you’re sure to come away with lots of wombat selfies.”
Local Firies Have A Sense Of Humour
Victoria Police All Over It
Best Photo Of A Kookaburra Ive Taken Yet!
We also asked Natalie and Steve if there were any Australian stereotypes they wanted to dispel. “While we might admit to having an accent that no one else in the world seems to understand, it is a myth that Australians speak entirely in slang,” they told Bored Panda. “Words like bonza, crikey and struth and colorful expressions like ‘stone the crows’ and ‘fair suck of the sauce bottle’ are the stuff of movies, an Australia of the 1950s and one recent awkward Prime Minister in Kevin Rudd. But yes, you can expect to hear ‘G’day’ and ‘No worries’ pretty regularly, and you can expect to be called mate!”
“Unless you are really unlucky or really stupid, you will be not eaten by a crocodile, bitten by a great white shark or receive a lethal dose of venom from a spider or snake when you visit Australia,” the couple added. “Sure, there are plenty of dangerous animals in there, but you would have to go out of your way to encounter one.”
Summer In Australia
Other countries be using SPF15 sunscreen but in Australia you need 50+
Picture From Plane Window Flying Over The Wildfires In Australia
Bunnings Really Does Sell Everything
That’s just got be Queensland. Big pythons, quite likely to scare you to death if like me you’re not a big snake fan.. Down south, where I am, snakes are much smaller but extremely venomous. (Edited to clarify that the down south venomous snakes I mentioned are not pythons).
“Australia is often perceived as a sun-drenched country where every day is perfect beach weather. Not true,” Natalie and Steve added. “We have seasons here and for the southern half of Australia, cold weather, rain, even snow can occur from April to October.”
“There is still a perception that Australians, descended from convicts, have evolved to be a tanned, blonde population – but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Today Australia is proudly and harmoniously multicultural with people from around the world calling Australia home,” the Curious Campers told Bored Panda.
Last Qantas 747 Flight Draws Its Spirit
Wonder if the passengers minded the long detour to draw the kangaroo or if they were just, "Whatever, Mate."
A Pile Of Manure Has Been Dumped Outside The Sydney Headquarters Of News Corp
We need to get a pile outside Fox News in the US. And maybe one outside Murdoch’s home for good measure.
Was Mowing The Lawn And Discovered This Absolute Unit Of A Stick Insect, ~35cm
Finally, we wanted to know what being an Aussie means to Natalie and Steve. “Being an Australian in Australia is an immense privilege. Being an Australian means we have freedoms and safety and opportunities not enjoyed in all countries. It means taking pride in that even though we are relatively small in number, we compete, play and contribute on the world stage,” they shared. “It also means we can enjoy living in a big, beautiful country. Only an hour from any capital city, you can be on a beach, or in the bush, or by a river or rainforest and not see another soul. Australia has been called the lucky country, and being an Australian means living in a community and having a lifestyle that is the envy of the world. We’d never live anywhere else!”
If you’d like to hear more about Natalie and Steve’s exciting Australian adventures, be sure to check out their website Curious Campers right here!
Last Years Trip To Australia, Love From Belgium!
At a certain size of creature, the sign stops being about being careful about the animal and more about not totalling your car... or swerving across the road and crashing into the nearest gum tree. (Not Pictured: Echidnas next _ km. Otherwise known as Nature's Road Spike.)
Selling Point For Aussie School
Unfortunately, IIRC, there are still quite a few schools running on ceiling fans... not so bad if you live in Canberra, but just a bit of a health liability anywhere else...
For All The Naysayers Who Think The Rest Of Us Are Paranoid
Are you feeling inspired to visit Australia the next time you get to take a vacation? Be sure to pack lots of sunscreen (or a heavy coat if you're visiting during winter!) and your best attitude! We hope you’re enjoying this list showcasing just how special the Land Down Under is, pandas. Don’t forget to keep upvoting the photos you find most amusing, and then if you’re interested in learning even more about the beautiful and fascinating country of Australia, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring the same subreddit right here!
Yeah, Nah. Might Hold Off On Cleaning The Shed Out
Yurrang!
It Hit 45 Degrees Celsius In Our Area Today And My Boyfriend Got Instantly Branded By His Seat Belt Buckle Getting Into His Car. It’s Already Peeling
I'm An American Intern In Sydney. The Office Made Me This Spread Of Classic Australian Goodies. Not Pictured: Cheezels, Milo, And BBQ Shapes
I thought Cherry Ripe was a Canadian product. Also, would someone confirm if the bread/toast item up top is called "fairy bread/toast"?
Australia Summed Up
This is quite accurate for what it's like here (yes, this is real) 1f0a0cd05a...2928f9.jpg
Do Other Countries Have This Problem, Are The Manufacturers Doing This On Purpose?
Stay Safe Out There
The fact that you could entertain that as a plan suggests something about your anatomical proportions.
Load More Replies...That's a huntsman. They're big, but they're harmless wimps who run away in a panic if a human tries to mess with them.
They also eat other spiders, so if you see one of them... (well, at least it's a free exterminator?)
Load More Replies...nah its just a huntsman, harmless c***s that will scare the c**p outa you but wont do any harm, just pick it up and move it onto a tree or the ground or something, the bites can be pain full bcz of the big fang things but if your really scared wear gloves, anyways thats all
Just me, but i would find a stick and get it to move (while screaming on the inside, being sure it will jump at ME )
Yep. But IF it moves, I would drop the stick and run
Load More Replies...Looks like a Huntsman. They're harmless... brush it away with paper or something. It'll move on
F**k those guys! They're the most deadly through cunning not venom. They bide their time and wait until you are doing 120km doing the freeway then decide to drop out of the visor onto your lap
My biggest issue with spiders is that they don't want to play. I'd love to roll a small ball and have a little spider friend roll it back. Im in the UK and I try to play with our little ones but they just abseil off my fingers a la web at the earliest opportunity. Disney/Pixar please can we have a spider film.
no time to blow up the whole car. Use extra C4. You'll want to make sure you kill it
I say you take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
Bust out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch boys, it's time to count to 3.
Load More Replies...They might look terrifying but Huntsman spiders are actually quite harmless to humans. And they get rid of flies etc. very efficiently, so if find one in your house, just leave it be.
No no Freds (that's what my family has called them for donkey years) in my house.... I've had so many drop on me over the years..I don't care for it
Load More Replies...I see she is in the less threatening position - on the outside of the car 🫣
Arachnophobia! I couldn't have gotten into this vehicle under any circumstances after seeing this. Shivers....
I'd be going to the dealership saying I need a new car. "where's the other one?" *shows picture Dealer: So we have this new model over here"
I'd set the goddamn car on fire. Then I'd immediately purchase a flame thrower in case he brought friends.
I'd get in through another door, and then drive real fast to the nearest car wash.
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Happy Australia day to all the Aussies and happy Republic Day to all the Indians
I want to go there to see the non-lethal animals and if i could pet one, that would be awesome.
In The Last Continent, by Terry Pratchett, somebody asks for a list of all the non-lethal animals in Australia. The list reads in its entirety: "Some of the sheep."
Load More Replies...wouldn't want 2 live anywhere else.. if somebody could please rehome the Huntsman spiders tho that would be great🤣 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
I love huntsmen! Dad is arachnophobic though so I don't get them in my house anymore.
Load More Replies...Even after seeing all of the pics of the crazy bugs, fires, and heat.. I'd love to visit Australia one day.
I'm sure there are some parts of Australia that are truly beautiful, but my intense arachnophobia (and general anxiety) will probably keep me away.
Happy Australia day to all the Aussies and happy Republic Day to all the Indians
I want to go there to see the non-lethal animals and if i could pet one, that would be awesome.
In The Last Continent, by Terry Pratchett, somebody asks for a list of all the non-lethal animals in Australia. The list reads in its entirety: "Some of the sheep."
Load More Replies...wouldn't want 2 live anywhere else.. if somebody could please rehome the Huntsman spiders tho that would be great🤣 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
I love huntsmen! Dad is arachnophobic though so I don't get them in my house anymore.
Load More Replies...Even after seeing all of the pics of the crazy bugs, fires, and heat.. I'd love to visit Australia one day.
I'm sure there are some parts of Australia that are truly beautiful, but my intense arachnophobia (and general anxiety) will probably keep me away.