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Becoming a parent is a life changing experience. Suddenly, you are responsible for a whole other human being, and your new full-time job is to give them the best life you can. So you read stacks of books, attend parenting classes and try to soak up as much knowledge as possible to be a great parent. Maybe you even join a few Facebook groups to gain insight from other parents and to be part of a community. It’s nice to have other moms help you find the cutest and most affordable kids clothing without spending hours scouring the internet. Other parents can also provide some support when you just need to vent about the struggles of raising kids. There’s just one thing to be wary of in online parenting groups: they seem to be a breeding ground for crazy people.

Flooded with anti-vax posts and complaints about talentless toddlers, these parenting groups are painfully cringey. The silver lining, however, is that these groups have inspired the hilarious Mom Group Drama subreddit. r/Sh*tMomGroupsSay has 300k members, and shares countless screenshots of ridiculous posts on parenting groups. Their description says they’re “here to judge the ‘No Judge’ culture of the internet mom groups", and we can’t thank them enough for their service. Enjoy this list we’ve compiled of some of the best recent posts, then check out Bored Panda’s previous publications of crazy parenting posts here and here.

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It’s important for new mothers to feel they have a safe space to ask questions and share their feelings. That place, however, does not need to be an online group. These controversial mommy groups have even sparked discussion from former members who have had enough. In 2020, Chelsy Theriault, creator of the blog Motherhood+Mayhem, published a piece on Filter Free Parents titled “6 Reasons I Hate Mom Facebook Groups”. She explained that at first glance, these groups seemed like a great community to be a part of. Over time, however, she realized that the groups “tended to be a crutch for mothers who either didn’t really want to deal with motherhood issues or didn’t want to (or have the courage or personal strength to) come up with their own solutions to parenting challenges”.

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    Chelsy went on to say that these Facebook groups invalidate mothering instincts. “It seems that many moms, instead of assessing a situation and formulating their own solution, immediately run to Facebook to seek advice.” Similarly to how Google seems to have killed many peoples’ critical thinking skills, these mothering groups have squashed some parents’ abilities to make decisions. Chelsy recommends that mothers follow their instincts and skip seeking out help for every minor question that pops into their heads. She also adds a bit of advice a good friend gave her following the birth of her daughter to reassure anxious mothers: “If you don’t drop them or sit on them, you’re doing great.”

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    I Want To Smack This Parent

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    𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, that's what measles look like?? How can these parents make there kids suffer like that???

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    The next concerning reason Chelsy cited for disliking these groups is that moms seek medical advice in them, rather than going to a real doctor. “I know of a local mom Facebook group in my area that had to put a stop to mothers posting pictures of their children’s rashes and other visible physical ailments,” she noted. Even pregnant women post asking for health advice for themselves, but it’s unlikely many people in the group are actually medical professionals. And with only a Facebook post describing symptoms to go off of, they probably couldn't be of much help anyway. If you are concerned about your own health or your child’s health, please seek out someone with appropriate credentials. Don't just take the word of Cindy from Ohio who is spending 7 hours a day on Facebook during her maternity leave.

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    You Can't Even Count On Your Own Parents After You Have A Baby

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having a baby means being responsible for the child? The horror.

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    Along the same lines, Chelsy points out that many mothers ask questions that could easily be solved with a quick Google search. “We’re moms. We’re busy. We don’t have time to do the Googling for other moms.” Next she notes her annoyance about posts that begin with “Okay, mamas, let’s talk [enter topic here]”. “Every time a post starts with this statement, all I can picture is some tacky infomercial tempting me to purchase some cheesy product,” Chelsy adds. Just cut to the chase. "For some reason, introducing a post with 'Let’s talk -' seems pushy and impersonal." 

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    My Friends Are Also Pregnant And I Dont Feel Special. How Dare They Ruin My Experience

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    Wendy Lorimer
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is she going to feel like once the baby gets more attention than her? Maybe she should grow up THEN have a baby.

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    Seems, She Really Does Not Want A Boy...

    Seems, She Really Does Not Want A Boy...

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    Jihana
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...just wow. Also, I am pretty sure if you are already do far along that you know the sex of the children it's too late for an abortion. Why not give birth to both and give the boy up for adoption? Or better yet, give both up for adoption since you are clearly unfit to be a responsible mother.

    Lucas
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor, poor little boy... he's in for a world of unutterable sadness. If he makes it. Wouldn't put it past someone like this to not feed him well enough to thrive. Breaks my heart.

    May
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who freaked out when she found out her second child was a boy. She was so worried that she wouldn't be able to love him, because she only wanted girls. She fell in love the minute he was born, though, and doesn't treat him any differently than her two girls

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    deanna woods
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give your children up for adoption and never breed again. You don't deserve to have children with that thought process.

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them both up for adoption and then get sterilized so you can't breed anymore.

    Official_Blink
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Already did the nursery in pink and purple flowers" Bro Cant guys like Pink and purple ? Cant girls like Blue and Black? This woman is dumb... And Homophobe as well

    Jon Steensen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the age where you are in a nursery, I do not think you care a lot about exact colours but is just facinated by everything that is bright. So the colour of the nusery must be a more of a problem in the mind of the mother, than it is for the child, and even if it such a big problem, it is something that can easily be changed. Give it some time, and she will realise that the colours of the walls pales away compared to the other challanges she will face.

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    Beth D
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PUT THEM BOTH UP FOR ADOPTION! YOU DO NOT DESERVE A CHILD

    Tracy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you hate little boys? Like, I get having a preference and hoping for a boy or girl, but this just seems bizarre. I was hoping for a girl. When we found out we were having a boy, I was still just so excited and happy to be having a baby at all (after some pregnancy losses). He's now 9 months and I couldn't possibly love anyone more.

    Raven DeathShade
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, I have a 9 month old brother :). He has started standing a bit and expecting everyone to watch him XD.

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    K Wit
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be real and I don't think you can abort that far a long unless there's an actual problem that will cause death

    Mooooomooooo
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can abort until 24 weeks in the UK but she would have to show she was at risk of medical harm. Horrific, I know, but that's the law

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    Call Me Mars
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being not wanted when you are in the womb. That's horribly sad.

    Jon Steensen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't think you can handle raising a boy, then don't get pregnant. You cannot control the gender of the human you are creating, and there is a around a 50/50 chance(risk) that it will be a boy. I am normally pro abortion, as sometimes it can be a nessesity, but ending a life due to the gender is simply being too cynical, and if you cannot be loving enough to accept a boy, you are not ready for parenting ...and if you think that repainting the nusery is too big a task to handle, you are in for a really big surprice.

    chaotic_charlie (they/he)
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    think about what you just posted and if you're *really* a good fit for a mother

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Textbook illustration of someone who should never have any children. Ever. I weep for that poor little boy, having to grow up with that b***h of a mother. She sounds like one of those ,others who wanted a girl, but had a boy, so dressed him like a girl while he was growing up. What a way to f**k your child’s mind up. BOLO for this boy to end up becoming a serial killer—-starting with his mother.

    Amanda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of person even likes this post, let alone SEVEN? Holy f**k.

    Yvonne Blau
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is real it's the worst thing I've seen in a long time...

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a f*****g narcissistic twit. How about we sterilize you instead? How about we never let you around children you heartless twat.

    Catarina
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should give them both for adoption cause you're not fit to be a parent

    iblowsheep
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we could figure out how to abort the Mother, and save the babies.

    Esco
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What should you do? Sterilization comes to mind.

    Narwhal Blast
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin was upset his wife was pregnant with twins, boy and girl. He shouted and beat her for "creating a girl". Before birth, she had a lot of complications and the girl died. The boy needed so many surgeries throughout his life. He's 15, but looks like a 10 yo. I like to think the girl made the choice of not having such a father and not be born in such a family since the mil, my aunt, didn't want her either, and brings me a little peace.

    Mick Casey
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely disgusting.. The fact she is going to abort the little boy just because she hates little boys. Like, there was a 50/50 chance to begin with,

    DCB
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy ****. Here is an idea - have them both - and put them BOTH up for adoption. I cannot believe I just read that.

    clbruss
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have them both and give them up for adoption so they will have a better chance of growing up loved and normal.

    TheDivineMsM
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have both babies, then give them up for adoption because you don't deserve to be a mom

    Auntie Panda
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    12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adoption. This is not a puppy you drown. It is human being. If you can take care of the baby let someone that will love him be his mummy and daddy.

    Gay-Trash-Panda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i dont really want this one due to a stereotype" than don't have any kids, you cant just pick and choose

    Susan
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t believe what I just read. I thought there were some crackpots in this world, but this one should be made to have the kids, give them up, and then be jailed. Omg someone Econ’s put who (or what) this vile creature is and call CPS immediately!!!!

    J
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting baby up for adoption would be the kinder option.

    Xavi Palacios
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol np if ur in the US, cuz abortion is illegal here so u have no option but to grow tf up and deal with it 🤩

    Mayrene Chester
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this makes me somewhat glad abortions are illegal cos it stops stupid people from killing babies for stupid reasons. Then again babies born to them are in for a hell of a time. But this makes me so angry.

    Richard Henderson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure to have plenty of gay friends and have them over all the time when the baby boy is growing up. Then he’ll become gay and most likely trans too! The you’ll have two girls. - that’s how conservative logic works, isn’t it?

    Samantha Roberson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abort yourself and save that little boy from having a disgusting excuse of a human being for a mother.

    MonkePlayz
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why abort? The poor baby should have a chance to live!!! No cap I have 5 bros (2 older 3 younger) and I’m the only girl. It’s actually not that hard, there not overprotective or anything. They just exist and only rarely bother me. And this r****d lady is crying about having 1 boy I swear to god my BFF has 2 sisters and when I stayed over they fought like animals

    Juliane Maxwell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should not have children, ever!! If you are contemplating aborting one of your twins because you have already decorated....please don't have children

    Susan Barker
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Original poster is indulging yourself in the worst kind of gender discrimination. I am pro-choice although I have some problems with some things like aborting babies late term, that equates in my mind with murder. Do they think a baby's brain switches on the second it is born? No, babies are people in the womb, they feel pain just as you or I do. I cannot say exactly at what point a bunch of undifferentiated cells become a person so maybe I m not logical, but that is how I feel. The proper time about whether to keep or discard a child is before you get pregnant. Once you do the deed, you are responsible for the results. But I digress.... some cultures have a history of exposing baby girls on a hillside to die. If that is wrong, so is aborting one half of a set of twins, especially since this person is basing that decision solely on gender. Either way, it's murder. Some people should not be allowed to breed.

    Iliana Hiruluk
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give for adoption. BOTH OF THEM. And never have any more children.

    Laura Ramsey
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should NOT be reproducing. You also should not come within 100 yards of any small child or infant. Bring your twins to term and then IMMEDIATELY put them up for adoption. Some women just are not meant for motherhood; that's you.

    Mary Ostlund-Wood
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them both up for adoption at birth and give them a chance in life.

    GramDB
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! What a HORRID question … what does the father say? Does he know you want to end the life of his 18 wk old unborn son? Are you even stable enough to be a proper mother? If you don't want your son, have him and put him up for adoption. He deserves a chance to be loved too.

    Chloe Kosch
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't abort. It would be a tough thing to tell your daughter once she's older. I would try to love your son and your daughter both. If you can't then might as well abort both or give them both uo for adoption. Would be cruel keeping your daughter from her twin like that.

    T Lee Mac
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She did the nursery by 4 months? That’s as insane as her I don’t want the boy BS. She needs a slap.

    JP Purves
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them both up for adoption and do not ever get pregnant again.

    Bettye McKee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not parent material. Best case scenario: Have the twins and adopt out the boy. He already deserves better than you.

    Trisha Howson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This woman is crazy she could put both babies at risk. An all kinds of things

    Barbara Vandewalle
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the childREN up for adoption. You don't love them for themselves, only for the candy appearance

    Charly Charleen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should die. Then maybe your twins will have the chance to live with a mither WHO ist able to love.

    shodokai
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them both up for adoption and maybe they'll have a chance at a decent life...

    Kitty Cat
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd suggest aborting both so neither child has to suffer this mother for 18 years.

    Your Life Sucks
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS SHE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING ABORTING HER BABY OVER HAVING THE WRONG COLOR FLOWERS IN THE NURSERY.

    LynzCatastrophe
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm going to make you give birth to both, and will then put them both up for adoption to a nice couple unable to have kids who will love them no matter what. And I'm strongly pro choice. You don't deserve to have any kids and I deeply hope this is a troll.

    Tracy Bulow
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not even believe someone like this exists. She does not deserve children

    William McCarthy
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drink away see who survives if it's the boy let him last if the girl you win.

    Quiltin Mammar
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wondering how you got pregnant if you hate boys? Perhaps you should have stick with a dog instead

    abby smink
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you should do is give them both up and never reproduce.

    Alexandra Nara
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to speak of the way she worries about the boy( agreeing former advices in the comments) The gender doesn't fit to the rooms decoration? wTF? Hope her daughter will be wild and kind of antiprincess to teach her some lessons

    Gerry Higgins
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should give both children over to Adult Human Beings, get herself sterilized, then get a puppy... maybe not the puppy, she's not grown up enough for that.

    rhubarb
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is messed up. Both kids should matter equally, or just don't have kids in the first place.

    Tim Pierce
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say, anybody seen Sleepaway Camp? Just wondering. So what are we talking about?

    NG
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this cause say she doesn’t put up her baby boy and keeps him… she’s going to abuse him and put him through the mental trauma of her wanting him to be a girl. she should put the baby up for adoption so he can live a better life, cause what’s she gonna do, force him to go by she/her pronouns? i mean of course the best option is having no children in her case, but she’s got her mind set on that 😐

    Silre
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have both babies and give them to me and then get a hysterectomy.

    Cheyenne
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the boy up for adoption. There are plenty of childless people out there who would love to have him. He would be better off with a mama orangutan than he will be with you.

    Celeste Finn
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a troll. But: yes, there is selective reduction—so far as I know it is only offered in cases of multiples in a high risk pregnancy. I will say, the attitude expressed sounds high risk. I would ask that you please bear a healthy child and allow me to adopt him because I do not have your issues. You need to see a doctor about your issues or you need to practice birth control. Really. It’s 50/50 you’ll have a male child. If you hate male children, please do not take the chance. Just adopt girls. I am not kidding about anything I have written here.

    Uber Mensch
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give both up for adoption, then get yourself sterilized. Please.

    shinshige
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG!!! 😡 A lot of these are horrible, but this is horrible horrible.

    JBloom
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest social services to look into this lady and her posts. And then find adequate parents for both babies as such a person shouldn't have kids at all.

    Nicole Normand
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can anybody "hate" a baby? Male or female. How is that possible? Seems like someone will call Social Services on her not long after birth.

    DC
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... abort ANY AND EVERY fetus that happens to be unlucky enough to end up in you?

    FABULOUS1
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should sign over your parental rights now before they even come and never have any more children. I pray that little boy has someone else in his life to make him feel wanted and loved. I hope he never grows up to know what you wanted to do to him, or his sister knowing what you wanted to do to her brother. Its hard to be a bad parent before the baby arrives but you accomplished this, hands down.

    Emma London
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's crazy. Also, you can't 100% accurately tell baby's sex at that age, so she could abort another girl, or still have only a boy.

    jevais
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give your twins up to adoption and have yourself spaded. Even a dog bitchs are better mothers than you will never be. You're a disgrace to Humanity and to God.

    aceofspades
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh "hate little boys" why you hating on your child when they aren't even born?

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    Debb
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear god, do people like this really exist?!? 🤬🤬🤬

    Jessica Bertram
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they really do. my great grandmother set fire to my grandmother because she wanted a boy, not a girl. but when my great aunt came along, my great grandmother changed her tune, spoiling, petting, cosseting my great aunt. my grandmother was neglected.

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    Marianne
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should think that every adult person knows that if you try for a baby, it will be one of 2 sexes (mostly) and you can't choose.

    Wendy Lorimer
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? Why why why, it’s not like ordering online and receiving the wrong colour item.

    Sawyer Kidder
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    Please don’t downvote, but is abortion bad, cause i feel like its bad

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    This Might Be The Best-Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen In Fundie-Crunchy Mom Group Hell

    This Might Be The Best-Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen In Fundie-Crunchy Mom Group Hell

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    Next, Chelsy comments on the odd habit some mothers have of displaying their shortcomings to gain pity and attention. She gives an example of a mom asking if she’s the only one who forgets to leave money from the tooth fairy, followed by multiple “haha”s and a face palm emoji. Of course she’s not the only one. Moms are not perfect, and Chelsy empathizes with the pressure mothers often feel. “I think these moms are simply looking for pity or for someone to console them and convince them that they are not a horrid parent. Perhaps they are trying to displace their mom guilt or trying to make light of their mom fails.” “Either way,” Chelsy adds. “It drives me nuts.”

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    Lastly, Chelsy points out another popular post style on the page: "Pic for attention!" “This is annoying,” she says. “But at least they’re being honest.”

    #10

    “My Doctor Says My 9mo Baby Is Normal, But He Clearly Has Bipolar!”

    “My Doctor Says My 9mo Baby Is Normal, But He Clearly Has Bipolar!”

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    Pryjmaty
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALL childeren under 4yo are bi-polar, imo. One minute they're laughing because you sneezed. The next, they turn into a raging demon because you won't let them eat the dog's food.

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    #11

    Saw This And Just Knew It Belonged Here

    Saw This And Just Knew It Belonged Here

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    Jihana
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ???? But yeah, keep with the theme, you mutilate animals for a living, so why not mutilate your child as well.

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    Luckily for moms everywhere, not every online community is full of infuriating posts and medical misinformation. In 2018, Alexis Barad-Cutler launched Not Safe for Mom Group (or nsfmg) after becoming fed up with the “curated Instagram feeds, filtered momfluencers, and holier-than-thou Facebook mom groups that made her feel worse about her parenting”. "Whenever I would go to my mom groups, it felt like I was having a completely different experience than what my peers were having," Barad-Cutler said in an interview with TODAY. "I was mired in postpartum anxiety, depression and psychosis, and my baby was really colicky. So it just felt like there was a cellophane between me and the rest of the world — like I was living on a different planet."

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    So she channeled her frustrations into writing. But media outlets were not always on board with publishing articles depicting less than picture-perfect realities of motherhood. “That's where it started — the idea that I couldn't say these things out loud," she said. "I wanted to create a community. I wanted a place for people to go and be able to say the things that they're feeling out loud."

    #13

    That’s Not The School’s Problem

    That’s Not The School’s Problem

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    Kimi Tomminello
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear lord. Have your kid get the boys parents' numbers and call/ text them. Or- give the boy your number to give the parents. Or- Facebook/ social media. It's not that hard.

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    #14

    5g Did It!

    5g Did It!

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    #15

    Won't Someone Please Think Of The Karma!?

    Won't Someone Please Think Of The Karma!?

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    GoGoPDX
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am thinking one of the reason's the daughter doesn't want kids might stem from her own childhood and relationship with her mother

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    Thus, the Not Safe for Mom Group was born. On their website, the group is described as “an online — and IRL— community that welcomes challenging topics around motherhood in a judgment-free setting”. Nsfmg seems like a breath of fresh air compared to the chaotic groups being ridiculed on reddit. Under “who we serve” the site says, “Our community is centered on mothers, those on the journey towards motherhood, those who identify as mothers, the mom-curious, and the folks who support and love moms.” And the reasoning listed for why the site exists is because “tremendous healing can occur when we share our experiences and stories with others. We created this space as a safe haven for messy, uncomfortable dialogue that enables us to to learn and grow from each other."

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    #16

    After This She Asks Which Essential Oils Works For Covid

    After This She Asks Which Essential Oils Works For Covid

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    #17

    F**k You And Your Privacy. I’m Gonna Show 53,000 People Your Picture And Tell Them You Got Your Period Today!

    F**k You And Your Privacy. I’m Gonna Show 53,000 People Your Picture And Tell Them You Got Your Period Today!

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    XSpooky_Mint
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1: Don't get her the ultra-thin kind, that's b******t. 2: Pull your head out of your ass and take down the damn post, ya creep

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    While the website has been active since 2018, nsfmg recently began hosting a podcast as well. Episodes feature candid conversations such as “I Begged For Help and No One Listened: Mothering Through Mental Ilness” and “My Ex’s Sinister Secret: A New Mom’s Shocking Discovery”. Barad-Cutler welcomes these difficult topics on her site. “You don't have to preface anything by saying, 'I love my baby' — it is assumed that you love your child," she explains. "We invite you to curse — we love a good curse word. We welcome a difference of opinion, and we encourage people to use language like 'folks' or 'friends' — not heteronormative language, because we know that not everyone is married or cisgender."

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    #19

    Looking For Preschooler Appropriate Energy Drinks

    Looking For Preschooler Appropriate Energy Drinks

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    Brandon Marlowe
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several cups of strong black coffee is the more natural, organic stimulant of choice for toddlers.

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    #21

    It’s Gross Karen. I’m Also Pretty Certain It’s Illegal To Feed Unsuspecting People Your Bodily Fluids

    It’s Gross Karen. I’m Also Pretty Certain It’s Illegal To Feed Unsuspecting People Your Bodily Fluids

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    In addition to the podcast, nsfmg’s website also includes a blog, resources for parents struggling with mental health issues or abusive relationships, virtual talking circles “for support in this sh*t-storm”, the opportunity to book private sessions with Barad-Cutler, and a shop (which features a tee shirt proudly saying “NO MORE MOTHERFU*KING MOM GROUPS).

    For the ‘anti-mom group’ moms out there, nsfmg seems like an excellent alternative to the run-of-the-mill Facebook groups. 

    #22

    Two Opposing Cleaning Strategies

    Two Opposing Cleaning Strategies

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the worse thing she has had in her mouth? Is she referring to her husband there?

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    #23

    It Sounds Like You’ve Got A Pretty Smart Kid

    It Sounds Like You’ve Got A Pretty Smart Kid

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    #24

    Comments Are Filled With Moms Saying That Hygiene Is Non-Negotiable As This Will Lead To Health Problems

    Comments Are Filled With Moms Saying That Hygiene Is Non-Negotiable As This Will Lead To Health Problems

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    Another resource for moms interested in critiquing online mommy culture is the podcast "Under the Influence", hosted by journalist and mother Jo Piazza. "Under the Influence" is described as “a deep dive into the Mom Internet, a place haunted by aspirational marketing where it feels like every other mom is a social media influencer trying to sell you something… Jo Piazza looks at how we got here, what it all means and how the commodification of motherhood is driving mothers a little insane.”

    On the topic of mommy blogging, Piazza told TODAY, "It's a multi-billion dollar industry that gets ignored because women are doing it and it's a 'mom thing'. But they're building these huge platforms and I say it all the time: If they were men, they'd be on the cover of Forbes because they're building mini media empires."

    #25

    Woman Suggests Wrapping An Onion Around A Child's Ear Because It'll "Pull Out" The Infection, Just Like Tears!

    Woman Suggests Wrapping An Onion Around A Child's Ear Because It'll "Pull Out" The Infection, Just Like Tears!

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Onions PULL your tears out of your body? Can onions pull liquids out of other body parts? Asking for a friend.

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    #26

    Only Boys Are Supposed To Have Disgusting Habits?

    Only Boys Are Supposed To Have Disgusting Habits?

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    #27

    This Is What The Admins To Mom Groups Drive

    This Is What The Admins To Mom Groups Drive

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    phil blanque
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this isn't horrible...except for the "co-sleeping" part. Scarier to me is what kind of person feels the need to advertise their parenting style on the rear window of their vehicle? NO ONE CARES!!!!

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    Despite how much wisdom raising children can bring, being a mother does not automatically make someone an authority on health, wellness or even parenting. Be cautious of what overbearing mothers are posting in online groups, and find a community where you actually feel safe to express your parenting concerns. But if no online group makes you feel at home or you’re simply not a parent, you might as well get a laugh out of the Mom Group Drama subreddit. We certainly did.

    Be sure to upvote the photos you find most egregious and let us know in the comments if you've ever witnessed questionable parenting posts online!     

    #28

    What The Krap?!

    What The Krap?!

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    XSpooky_Mint
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about "K,somymom'skindacrazyandshedoesn'treallycareifnoonecanspellournamesbecausesheneedslikesonFacebook"? Also, Loki is a Norse God

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    #29

    How Old?!

    How Old?!

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    RP
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this might not be as odd as some people seem to think. Having your baby's hips checked soon after birth is standard hospital care where I live (but by a medical professional!) and neck misalignment can be quite commen if there were issues during the birth, as was the case with mine (suction). Again, this should all be done by a medical professional, but it can be an important check-up to have done.

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    #30

    I Can Weaponize Your Toddler, Dm?

    I Can Weaponize Your Toddler, Dm?

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    #32

    Looks Like It Was Tailor Made For This Group

    Looks Like It Was Tailor Made For This Group

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    #33

    Homeschool Group Comforting A Mom Who Never Taught Her 14 Year Old The Months Of The Year Or His Tables

    Homeschool Group Comforting A Mom Who Never Taught Her 14 Year Old The Months Of The Year Or His Tables

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    Trillian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't those children have to take regular tests to show that the home schooling actually teaches things?

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    #34

    I'm Not Going To Listen To The Doctor Because There's Not Enough Evidence

    I'm Not Going To Listen To The Doctor Because There's Not Enough Evidence

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    #35

    This Was Posted To My Facebook By A Family Member, These Morons Are Getting So Exhausting

    This Was Posted To My Facebook By A Family Member, These Morons Are Getting So Exhausting

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    #36

    The Comments Are Filled With Her Explaining The Science Behind It

    The Comments Are Filled With Her Explaining The Science Behind It

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    #37

    My Favorite Is The “Head Situation For Reference”

    My Favorite Is The “Head Situation For Reference”

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    XSpooky_Mint
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried cutting off your own hair and super-gluing it to their heads?

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    #39

    Moms Trying To One Up Each Other By Comparing The Size Of Their Babies’ Penises In Their Ultrasounds

    Moms Trying To One Up Each Other By Comparing The Size Of Their Babies’ Penises In Their Ultrasounds

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    #40

    Blood Transfusion, Or Death? Decisions, Decisions...

    Blood Transfusion, Or Death? Decisions, Decisions...

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darwin is failing badly. How are so many idiots getting through into adulthood these days?

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    #41

    How Dare You Expose My Daughter To Grave Stones (Sticker) During Spooky Season!!! “Wow Ok” Has Me Dead

    How Dare You Expose My Daughter To Grave Stones (Sticker) During Spooky Season!!! “Wow Ok” Has Me Dead

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    #42

    Maybe Because That’s Illegal

    Maybe Because That’s Illegal

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    Hex Gurls
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i only put my bodily fluids in a public food!! and people are made at me??

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    #43

    Parents Play Sneaky 'Hide The Sausage' In The Bedroom They Shared With A Toddler, 10 And 12 Year Old

    Parents Play Sneaky 'Hide The Sausage' In The Bedroom They Shared With A Toddler, 10 And 12 Year Old

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    T. D. Bostick
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile the 12 year old walks in, sniffs the air and says, "It stinks of sex in here."

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    #44

    Raise A Prodigy Who Will Fail At Life As An Adult

    Raise A Prodigy Who Will Fail At Life As An Adult

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    #45

    Now We Have To Be Sexy After Giving Birth Too?

    Now We Have To Be Sexy After Giving Birth Too?

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    #46

    I Hope She Doesn’t Find Out You Can Adopt Dogs For Free From A Shelter

    I Hope She Doesn’t Find Out You Can Adopt Dogs For Free From A Shelter

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    #48

    This Post Feels So First World

    This Post Feels So First World

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    Brandon Marlowe
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A really stable genius suggested ingesting bleach for something not long ago. That might work.

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    #49

    Thats More Than 3 Pagents A Month If They Start When She Was Born! Of Course The Poor Thing Doesn't Want To Out Her Sippy Cup Down Shes A Baby!

    Thats More Than 3 Pagents A Month If They Start When She Was Born! Of Course The Poor Thing Doesn't Want To Out Her Sippy Cup Down Shes A Baby!

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    MellonCollie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    58th in 18 months?? OMG. How about a new child labour law, please.

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    #50

    Unassisted Pregnancy Group- If Only There Was Some Building Where You Could Go For Help?

    Unassisted Pregnancy Group- If Only There Was Some Building Where You Could Go For Help?

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried putting your left leg in a bucket whilst sucking on a dessert spoon and humming the National anthem?

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    #52

    Mom Actively Working Against Doctors To Save Her Preemies' Lives. Breasmilk Is Better Than Vax Right? Right?

    Mom Actively Working Against Doctors To Save Her Preemies' Lives. Breasmilk Is Better Than Vax Right? Right?

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    #53

    I Don’t Know What An Appendix Does But I Do Know The Doctors That Are Trying To Save My Child Are Just Quacks

    I Don’t Know What An Appendix Does But I Do Know The Doctors That Are Trying To Save My Child Are Just Quacks

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    InvincibleRodent
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how she emphasized "educated guess". I just know she zeroed in on the "guess" rather than understanding that the key component of that phrase is the "educated".

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    #54

    I Wonder Why She Can’t Find Another Baby Sitter

    I Wonder Why She Can’t Find Another Baby Sitter

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    Jihana
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is: do you consider herself HER friend? If yes, you would not risking her livelihood by paying her next to nothing. You even said it yourself, it's like a regular effing job. Would YOU accept a job that only pays 400$ a month?

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    #55

    And Only One Person Broke The Group Rules And Recommended The Er

    And Only One Person Broke The Group Rules And Recommended The Er

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    dee dee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my f*****g god the literal heart is going to explode in her chest. Or she's gonna dissect an aorta. These people breed. Why. Why.

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    #56

    “My 6 Y/O Nephew Is A Little Fatty And I Hate His Mom, So I’m Going To Buy Him A Thinly Veiled Insult Instead Of A Gift He Would Enjoy”

    “My 6 Y/O Nephew Is A Little Fatty And I Hate His Mom, So I’m Going To Buy Him A Thinly Veiled Insult Instead Of A Gift He Would Enjoy”

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    Stephanie A Mutti
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, I wonder if the mom is part of OP's social media group? This post won't cause any issues. Social Media makes happy families even happier.

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    #57

    Gonna Go Out On A Limb Here And Guess She Didn’t Get The Tetanus Shot Either…

    Gonna Go Out On A Limb Here And Guess She Didn’t Get The Tetanus Shot Either…

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    #59

    I'm Sure The Hotel And Other Guests Would Appreciate That

    I'm Sure The Hotel And Other Guests Would Appreciate That

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    #60

    Informing Me Of Medical Risks Is A Death Threat

    Informing Me Of Medical Risks Is A Death Threat

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    #61

    Teen Wants A Second Baby But With No Baby Daddy Involved This Time

    Teen Wants A Second Baby But With No Baby Daddy Involved This Time

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    ChariotLee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    17? Honey, don't you have school to go to and colleges to apply to? You have the rest of your life to have children.

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    #62

    Toddlers Supporting A Home Birth Alone, Great Idea!

    Toddlers Supporting A Home Birth Alone, Great Idea!

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    Jihana
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, go on traumatize your little children. I am pretty sure though that the years long therapy they need will cost more than having an adult who knows what to do on standby,

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    #63

    Hearing Is Overrated

    Hearing Is Overrated

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who cares if there are preventative measures to help the child's hearing? Or methods that can be implemented to help the child? The little f*cker is breathing, that's all that matters.

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    #64

    Found One In The Wild In A Bst Group

    Found One In The Wild In A Bst Group

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    #65

    "Disappointing And Frustrating" Yikes

    "Disappointing And Frustrating" Yikes

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    #66

    The Entire Room Was In Awe Of My Placenta!

    The Entire Room Was In Awe Of My Placenta!

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    T. D. Bostick
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I thought this post was weird when reading about the placenta. Then I came to 'Char Char Binks'...

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    #67

    Anyone Want A Playdate With My Adult Child?

    Anyone Want A Playdate With My Adult Child?

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    Kimi Tomminello
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some seriously messed up boy mom crap. Cut the dang cord, he's an adult and can find his own friends. If he can't maybe it's because of you.

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    #68

    Actual Question On A Sephora Product

    Actual Question On A Sephora Product

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    #69

    "You Can Say You Are A Mom Or Dad"

    "You Can Say You Are A Mom Or Dad"

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    #70

    I..just Have No Words….

    I..just Have No Words….

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    Jihana
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I am too harsh here, but yes, if the girl keeps the child, they should find out which one of the brothers is the father.

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    #71

    Ouch!

    Ouch!

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    #72

    Guess I Gotta Go Outside And Hug Trees

    Guess I Gotta Go Outside And Hug Trees

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    Kimi Tomminello
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of them combined work great for those with clinical depression. Can't get into the woods if depression pain makes it impossible to move. Depression is a treatable illness, why suffer when you can get assistance? A lot of times antidepressants aren't a lifetime script and are used in conjunction with therapy to help people through major life changing events. Once they've processed everything the patient no longer needs them.

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    #73

    If Only There Was Some Kind Of Professional Trained For This

    If Only There Was Some Kind Of Professional Trained For This

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    Jihana
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will know him, just not in the time it takes to actually get to know him. And no motherly instinct can detect heart problems or stuff like that.

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    #74

    Y’all I Had To Log Off After This One

    Y’all I Had To Log Off After This One

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    Marianne
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her 2 year old throws tantrums and doesn't listen? Yeah, she must have a condition, no other explanation is possible.

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    #75

    Op‘S 5 Year Old Child Has Covid, Ox Reads 91, Not In Hospital

    Op‘S 5 Year Old Child Has Covid, Ox Reads 91, Not In Hospital

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    #76

    All Of Our Shoes Stink, It's Just The Way It Is!

    All Of Our Shoes Stink, It's Just The Way It Is!

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    Jon Steensen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not ditch pants and shirts too. Hell with it, just walk around naked all the time! imagine never having to do laundry again, (however it may come with the minor side effect of being cold all the time, and getting sick, but once more, think about the laundry). Wild idea: If you cannot mangage to care for your offspring's needs, maybe you should propagate so massively.

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    #77

    Found This One In The Wild....

    Found This One In The Wild....

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    Jerry The Joker
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people look for things to be outraged at. Vile, racist, traitorous Trump trash. Btw, none of this is taught in schools.

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    #78

    Mother Nature Has A Plan For All Those Other Mothers To Die I Guess

    Mother Nature Has A Plan For All Those Other Mothers To Die I Guess

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    Niki A
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what people are thinking. Having medical assistance is a blessing for many, and frankly, it's often necessary.

    #80

    Given To My Daughter Through A Mom Group

    Given To My Daughter Through A Mom Group

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    nooneimportant
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    our great great great great grandparents??? six generations?? i guess The Norman Conquest of 1066 was before "creation"

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    #81

    I Wonder Why This Isn’t Working...

    I Wonder Why This Isn’t Working...

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    SobyKay
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably got an attitude b/c his weirdo mom is pushing stuff on him.

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    #82

    Mom Says What She Really Thinks About Her Teenager

    Mom Says What She Really Thinks About Her Teenager

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    Marianne
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand what kind of problem the mother has. Also I don't know a lot about American sizes, but am I right to think the girl went from far too skinny to still skinny, but healthier?

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    #83

    Let's Paralyze The Baby Right After Birth!

    Let's Paralyze The Baby Right After Birth!

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    kath morgan
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you have any kinks to work out when you’re still soft out of the oven?

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    #84

    I Am At A Loss For Words Here. It’s Totally Believable That Your Pyramid Scheme Products Miraculously Cured Your Child’s Stomach Bug

    I Am At A Loss For Words Here. It’s Totally Believable That Your Pyramid Scheme Products Miraculously Cured Your Child’s Stomach Bug

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    #85

    This Seems Like The Worst Thing Ever

    This Seems Like The Worst Thing Ever

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    #87

    Y.....yes???

    Y.....yes???

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    #88

    Freebirther Goes Mask Off (A Mom Asked If She Should Birth In A Hospital Due To Baby Having Covid-Induced Myocarditis)

    Freebirther Goes Mask Off (A Mom Asked If She Should Birth In A Hospital Due To Baby Having Covid-Induced Myocarditis)

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    Marianne
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, just let them die. Still better than being at the hospital and get a misdiagnose!

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    #89

    I Don't Even Know Anymore

    I Don't Even Know Anymore

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    #90

    Not Sure If It's Been Posted. But What The F

    Not Sure If It's Been Posted. But What The F

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    #91

    3rd Grade Lunch? Better Pack That Breast Milk

    3rd Grade Lunch? Better Pack That Breast Milk

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    Synsepalum
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree it's a gradual and natural experience, but for my son it was around age two. Not 10

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    #92

    Her Profile Says "Holistic Mama Bear No Incurable Diseases"

    Her Profile Says "Holistic Mama Bear No Incurable Diseases"

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    Kimi Tomminello
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez if you have to do that to all of your spelling in order to trick the censors you're violating policies. Just spew that stuff on parlr where you don't have to censor crap and leave the rest of us alone.

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    #93

    Her 3yo Can Count To Infinity And Is Smarter Than The Majority Of The Us

    Her 3yo Can Count To Infinity And Is Smarter Than The Majority Of The Us

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    karla Meixnerová
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, how can someone count to infinity? I remember an old kids joke, that you start counting 1,2,3 .. 8 and then, because 8 is tired it lays down.

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    #94

    This Response To A Mom Asking For Speech Therapist Referrals

    This Response To A Mom Asking For Speech Therapist Referrals

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried applying essential oils to your crystal and sticking it up your butt yet? That should do something, right?

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    #95

    These Name Posts Are All So Ridiculous And Cringe. This Is The One That Made Me Leave The Group

    These Name Posts Are All So Ridiculous And Cringe. This Is The One That Made Me Leave The Group

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    #97

    Common Core Is Definitely Part Of The Leftist Agenda

    Common Core Is Definitely Part Of The Leftist Agenda

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    #98

    Haha I’m So Toxic

    Haha I’m So Toxic

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    #100

    Probably Shouldn't Listen To The Voices

    Probably Shouldn't Listen To The Voices

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    #101

    How Do I Detox My Baby?

    How Do I Detox My Baby?

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    #102

    Warning From Local Mom Group

    Warning From Local Mom Group

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of times I have fallen for this, a random man just asking for a foot photo! How embarrassing! Thanks for the warning.

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    #103

    $12-15 For 11 Hours/Day With 3 Children Under 5…

    $12-15 For 11 Hours/Day With 3 Children Under 5…

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    #104

    Found This Gem In My Local Mom Group…

    Found This Gem In My Local Mom Group…

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    #105

    I Can’t Believe Facebook Is Free

    I Can’t Believe Facebook Is Free

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    #106

    Don’t Take Your Baby To The Doctor In 3 Years. It’s Fine, And Pediatrician Recommended!

    Don’t Take Your Baby To The Doctor In 3 Years. It’s Fine, And Pediatrician Recommended!

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    #107

    My Son’s Classmate Gave Him A Crystal. We Must Notify The School And Police

    My Son’s Classmate Gave Him A Crystal. We Must Notify The School And Police

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    #108

    Translation: You’re Probably Dumb, Also I’m Not Asking For Much, Only To Completely Rely On You Every Single Morning While I Go To My Real Job. Also Why Can’t Helping Me Just Be Your Hobby You Spoilt Brat?? My Baby’s So Sweet Isn’t That Payment Enough? Ok I Guess I’ll Pay You “Side Money”

    Translation: You’re Probably Dumb, Also I’m Not Asking For Much, Only To Completely Rely On You Every Single Morning While I Go To My Real Job. Also Why Can’t Helping Me Just Be Your Hobby You Spoilt Brat?? My Baby’s So Sweet Isn’t That Payment Enough? Ok I Guess I’ll Pay You “Side Money”

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    Jihana
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The solution would be so easy: if you cannot afford childcare you cannot afford to have children. And if you cannot afford to have children just don't have any.

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    #109

    Can I Just Cross Out The Bits That Don't Fit My Version Of Reality?

    Can I Just Cross Out The Bits That Don't Fit My Version Of Reality?

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    LadyManx
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the checkbox for "I understand I will be held financially responsible for all medical trauma and costs caused by my child bringing any of these to school and causing immunocompromised and other unvaccinated folk to become ill."

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    #110

    You Don’t Breastfeed? Straight To Jail

    You Don’t Breastfeed? Straight To Jail

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    Lisa Z
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, militant breastfeeders. How I wish we could shoot them all into the moon.

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    #111

    My Mother-In-Law Is Making Me Gag A Little. For A Bonus, Her Current Husband Has No Biologic Children Of His Own

    My Mother-In-Law Is Making Me Gag A Little. For A Bonus, Her Current Husband Has No Biologic Children Of His Own

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    #112

    Local Mom Wants A High Schooler To Watch 3 Kids For A Week. For $2.97/Hr

    Local Mom Wants A High Schooler To Watch 3 Kids For A Week. For $2.97/Hr

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    Marianne
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "House sitting". House comes with 3 kids and dogs. Also the 5 and 10 year old take care of themselves, sure. 😂

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    #113

    This Was In A Disney Group.... And Yes She Continued To Argue About How Child Birth Isn't Gross

    This Was In A Disney Group.... And Yes She Continued To Argue About How Child Birth Isn't Gross

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    Aisling Raye
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is a bacon, lettuce, and tomato birthday? Google only comes up with the sandwich or "bizarre love triangle".

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    #114

    Holier Than Thou Family Take On The Half Time Show. Either A) Your Under Age Ten Kid Didn't Actually Say That, Or B) You've Already Introduced Them To Strippers. Embarrassing For Mom Either Way

    Holier Than Thou Family Take On The Half Time Show. Either A) Your Under Age Ten Kid Didn't Actually Say That, Or B) You've Already Introduced Them To Strippers. Embarrassing For Mom Either Way

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    Marco Hub-Dub
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does her little girl know what a stripper pole is and what strippers do?

    #115

    So Now We Naming Kids After *checks Notes* Eyeshadow Palettes?

    So Now We Naming Kids After *checks Notes* Eyeshadow Palettes?

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    #116

    We Love Us Some Obnoxiously Spelled Names And Unknown Acronyms

    We Love Us Some Obnoxiously Spelled Names And Unknown Acronyms

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    #117

    I Was Banned From This Group For Telling Her To Go Get Checked Out

    I Was Banned From This Group For Telling Her To Go Get Checked Out

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine was in a serious car accident and felt "just fine" then two days later yawned, stretched and broke 3 ribs that were holding on by a thread. Just go to the hospital.

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    #118

    Trash Parent Using Her Kid To Pedal Her Own Political Views

    Trash Parent Using Her Kid To Pedal Her Own Political Views

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is up with the minimalist application of the space bar? I know we aren't really supposed to use two spaces after a period anymore, but using less than one seems a little stingy.

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    #120

    This List Of Diaper Themes From My Cloth Diaper Buy/Sell Group Is... A Lot...

    This List Of Diaper Themes From My Cloth Diaper Buy/Sell Group Is... A Lot...

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you assume that diapers exist which are Smith & Wesson licensed merch?

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    #121

    The Mother Of The 8mo Who Can’t Lift His Head Up Posted *this* In The Freebirth Group Back In January

    The Mother Of The 8mo Who Can’t Lift His Head Up Posted *this* In The Freebirth Group Back In January

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I "read it again" and took away that "70% of humans DO need to be born by surgery" How were you hoping I would understand that?

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    #122

    Tl;dr Can Anyone Lend Her Some Money So She Can Catch The Bus To Go Steal Gifts For Her Kid?

    Tl;dr Can Anyone Lend Her Some Money So She Can Catch The Bus To Go Steal Gifts For Her Kid?

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    #123

    That’s Not How This Works, That’s Not How Any Of This Works...

    That’s Not How This Works, That’s Not How Any Of This Works...

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    #124

    Ah Texas…

    Ah Texas…

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    Mark Alibozek
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can everyone stop this thought process of kids reading these books will make them gay. I read quite a few books with these themes when I was young and it didn't turn me into something I'm not. Plus it keeps them from freekin out when they meet people how are lbgtq

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    #125

    When Extra Just Isn't Extra Enough, You Make Thing Up

    When Extra Just Isn't Extra Enough, You Make Thing Up

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    karla Meixnerová
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently pregnant and with the amount of ultrasounds I've had so far, I can't imagine the doctor overlooking that there's another baby...

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