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You wouldn't believe it, but for some people, Christmas time has its huge cons. Not to mention the shopping frenzy, there's also the despicable season's greetings themed family photos that not only take a shameful place in your family album but are also sent to every known relative as Christmas cards. Now, some of us clench our teeth and bear through the process, but not all are capable of getting along with the awkwardness of it all.

Remember the unusual cards for couples that share a liking to dark humor? Well, if you liked those, wait till you see these funny Christmas greetings full of rude jokes! Below, Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilariously inappropriate and rude Christmas cards that only people with a twisted sense of humor will understand. From "All I Want For Christmas Is Money" to "My Wife Made Me Send This Card. Merry Christmas" - expect to see it all. Keep on scrolling to check out the funny puns and feel free to add your own pics to the list.

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Hilariously rude Christmas card with a humorous definition of the holiday, mentioning a dead tree and candy in socks.

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Rude Christmas card with witty message about gift-shopping for loved ones.

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Rude Christmas card with a pink cartoon cat in a party hat, featuring colorful background and cheeky text.

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Grumpy cat in a Santa hat and reindeer sweater on a rude Christmas card with text "Dashing through the NO."

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Rude Christmas card with text about a gift suggestion, perfect for those with a twisted sense of humour.

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Rude Christmas card with tangled lights saying "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That" in red text.

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Rude Christmas card with a wrapped gift illustration and humorous message about gift-giving in a relationship.

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Rude Christmas card with party hat and humorous text about seasonal depression.

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Rude Christmas card with a funny message about family and therapy, showcasing a twisted sense of humour.

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Rude Christmas card with sarcastic message about holiday cards ending up in the trash.

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Rude Christmas card with a cat in a Santa hat saying, "Have a mediocre holiday, human."

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Hilariously rude Christmas card featuring a reindeer with middle fingers as antlers.

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Rude Christmas card with a witty message about being happy but less successful than the sender.

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Rude Christmas card with a present illustration, humorously addressing gift-giving challenges.

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Rude Christmas card with a snowman, featuring a humorous message, on a red envelope.

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Rude Christmas card with humorous text for a twisted sense of humor, featuring bold lettering on a simple background.

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Rude Christmas card for parents with text "Happy Christmas to Mum and Dad's second favourite child," featuring a small green tree.

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Rude Christmas card with humorous text about receiving nothing because you're single.

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Rude Christmas card with humorous and sarcastic message in black typewriter font on white paper.

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Rude Christmas card with text about prescription pharmaceuticals bringing holiday joy.

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Christmas card with a humorous message to Santa: "Leave the presents, take my sister."

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Rude Christmas card with humorous text about Facebook on a wooden background.

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Rude Christmas card with stars, saying "Wishing you the best whatever doesn't offend you" in bold handwriting font.

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Rude Christmas card with bold text humorously criticizing unnecessary holiday spending.

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Christmas card with bottles and text humorously suggesting festive drinking.

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Rude Christmas card with "All I want for Christmas is money" in bold text, featuring a red envelope.

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Rude Christmas card with gold lettering on a burgundy background saying "I am very freaking cold, merry christmas."

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Rude Christmas card with cartoon reindeer exchanging sarcastic remarks, showcasing twisted humour.

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Rude Christmas card with text "Deck the halls with stuff from Pinterest" for twisted humor lovers.

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Rude Christmas card with a reindeer in a red sweater making a cheeky gesture.

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Rude Christmas card with text, "My wife made me send this card. Merry Christmas," in red and green letters.

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Rude Christmas card with floral design reads "Home is wherever I can poo" for a twisted sense of humor.

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Rude Christmas card with humorous search results in LABRAGOOGLE design.

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Rude Christmas card with the message "It's Christmas Time, Let's All Pretend to Love One Another" in festive design.

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Rude Christmas card with Santa illustration, captioned "Stay classy this Christmas… Santa doesn't need another ho."

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Rude Christmas card with a humorous "Shelf on the Elf" design, featuring an elf trapped under a shelf.

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Rude Christmas card with bold text wishing a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in a humorous, twisted style.

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Rude Christmas card with "Happy holidays, bitch" text and a Santa hat illustration.

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Rude Christmas card with a grumpy man illustration and text, "Because I don't care if it's merry," in festive colors.

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Rude Christmas card on a table with colorful letter blocks spelling a humorous message.

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Rude Christmas card with text "Christmas Hates You, Too" on a wooden background.

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Cartoon Santa on a dating app-inspired rude Christmas card for twisted humor enthusiasts.

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Rude Christmas card with text: "All I want for Christmas is your HBO GO password."

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Rude Christmas card featuring humorous illustration of Mary with baby Jesus.

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Rude Christmas card with humorous checklist about holiday etiquette.

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Rude Christmas card featuring a man with a bat, captioned "Have a smashing Christmas" for twisted humor.

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Rude Christmas card with funny Jesus illustration and cheeky message for twisted sense of humor.

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Rude Christmas card with a humorous message about lack of gift ideas, featuring holly decoration.

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Rude Christmas card with a comical snowman on red felt, showing a quirky twist on snow creation humor.

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Rude Christmas card with fruitcake illustration and humorous message on wooden background.

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Rude Christmas card with a list of humorous gift preferences for mums and nans.

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Rude Christmas card with colorful text humorously explaining why no gift was bought.

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Rude Christmas card with text about sending a card instead of a family photo, humorously addressing holiday struggles.

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Rude Christmas card with envelope, featuring humorous text: "Merry Christmas You Twat!" on pink background.

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Rude Christmas card with snowflakes and a humorously morbid message from a cartoon bird in a Santa hat.

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Rude Christmas card on a wooden floor with text "Jingle Fucking Bells" and tree decorations.

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Rude Christmas card with a humorous message surrounded by festive lights.

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Rude Christmas card with a humorous message on a red background with snowflakes.

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Rude Christmas card featuring "Ho Ho Ho... Hoe" with a Santa hat illustration.

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Rude Christmas card with a funny message about spending paychecks on holiday gifts.

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Rude Christmas card with funny egg nog illustration for twisted sense of humor, mentioning lactose intolerance.

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Rude Christmas card with “Christmas is cancelled” text, placed between pinecones.

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Rude Christmas card with retro couple, featuring bold text and festive decorations.

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Rude Christmas card with "Nothing for you" text and Santa hat, designed for a twisted sense of humor.

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Rude Christmas card with text: "Your gift will be arriving late or never," on a festive background.

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Rude Christmas card with bold red text "Deck the Fucking Halls Yourself" and holly illustration for twisted sense of humour.

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Rude Christmas card with humor showing a wrapped phallic gift and the text "err, thanks gran."

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Rude Christmas card with humor, reading "This is your Christmas card (You're welcome)" in playful typography.

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Rude Christmas card featuring a person in a robe, holding a hose with the text "Censored: Shitter's Full!"

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Rude Christmas card with humorous phrase and festive icons, perfect for a twisted sense of humour.

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Rude Christmas card with trash illustration, captioned with a joke about dumpster-diving for a gift.

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Rude Christmas card with red text reading "I hope your Christmas is shit" on a white card with blue envelope.

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Hilariously rude Christmas card featuring a garbage bag filled with presents and the text "Merry Christmas."

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Rude Christmas card with a funny message about avoiding the mall Santa.

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Rude Christmas card with "ho ho ho" text for those with a twisted sense of humor.

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Rude Christmas card with festive lights, displaying a cheeky message on a red background.

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Hilariously rude Christmas card with bold, colorful text reading "it's the most basic bitch time of the year."

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Rude Christmas card with Santa hat illustration and humorous, provocative text.

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Rude Christmas card with a cockroach holding a gift, captioned "Seasons Greetings from New York."

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Rude Christmas card with bold text asking to stop sending cards, perfect for twisted sense of humour.

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Hilariously rude Christmas card featuring a house with the text "home is where the fart is."

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Rude Christmas card with a hand-drawn middle finger and "Merry Christmas!" in bold red text.

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Rude Christmas card with "Beware of Grandma's Moustache at Christmas" text and festive decorations.

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Rude Christmas card with a toilet and pun text "Yule log," for twisted holiday humor.

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Rude Christmas card with "Jingle Bell End" text, showcasing twisted humor with festive decor on a wooden table.

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Rude Christmas card with a fruitcake illustration and humorous holiday message.

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