Noted.

Nope, sorry. Hate to be the downer here, but first off, the kernels you swallowed would be sitting in your digestive liquid/acid, and by the time you get cremated (which can be days after your initial death) those kernels will be well on the way to liquified. And even if you asked popcorn to be placed in your casket/pockets of the clothing you are to be cremated in, the insane heat of the furnace (up to 1300+ Celcius) would just disintegrate it before it could pop anyway.

I plan on swallowing a roman candle.

i sense the riot police will eventually be called in

I asked an actual mortician about this. Sadly, the body becomes so hot so quickly that the kernels would just scorch.

Things to aspire to

Count me in!

OMG!

YES!!

LOL definitely would be epic

THAT'S A BEAUTY, I LOVE IT!!!!

well.. okay

🤣🤣😂😂

I'm so excited to try this!

Er meh gurd so blursed

With sugar, so I will have a sweet cremation

Bro wait actually….

I will try my best

DONE. En route to modify my DNR in case I kick it first.

Apparently there is a wood that crackles and pops when burned. And apparently one Potus once said: " When I die, bury me in a casket of that wood. I want to go hell with a show."

The Weeping Angels are getting more brazen

Damn I hate when that happens...

Buffaloes are offended

That they are. That they are.

Who wouldn’t want this? (I’m an athiest btw)

Sinbad: "My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all!"

Well I personally would buy just for the cat sounds

If Sideshow Bob was black

The shirt is fact💁🏻‍♀️

Feline version. IMG_2092-6...0-jpeg.jpg

Please, please, please for your life wear a seatbelt. In the last week alone we’ve had two very young (19-20 yrs) guys come into our ER who were ejected with severe head trauma. One is probably brain dead and the other was at least able to be an organ donor.

Well that took a dark turn...

Best sun dial ever!!! Cheers!

Catow?

i am joe

The girl on the left could still save the pizza! It's still on the paper!

But they're hiring; maybe the cat's just looking for a job to feed his family!

People with more anxiety have it filled more and so even reclining is hazardous. We should write a research paper

"Angry Birds Evolution the movie" ? xD

Aww

They want to see your world burn

Is that Obama?

This cat would be great in winter, though it'd probably give me a heatstroke in summer.

Does this come in blue? Actually, never mind, I’ll take three.

Sure Bernie, we all believe you!

The police officer in front looks so done

As a high school student, it is very difficult to get good grades.

True, though.

You use up your fuel and then wait…

Seems legit.

funny

Sailor Newmoon