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Food can be quite a controversial topic sometimes. It's all about preference, you see: some might want a steak well-done, and others want their meat to be practically mooing on their plate.
Hana Zickgraf, Ph.D., an assistant professor of Psychology who specializes in eating behavior and disorders, claims that about 30% of the population identifies as picky eaters. But is it possible that sometimes people just like food done a certain way?
Some food snobs would have you think that there's only one way to cook pasta, sear a steak, or cook an egg. But these people would like to prove you wrong. At the risk of becoming enemies of the foodie world, these folks were brave enough to share the foods they prepare differently on purpose. So, when one user asked: "What food do you intentionally cook 'incorrectly?'", over 2,000 home cooks rushed in with their hot takes.
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#1
Ramen noodles. I never leave it like soup. I leave just enough water to let the seasoning be able to spread around and then say goodbye to the rest of the water.
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#2
Mashed potatoes with skin on. I love potato skin and refuse to peel them and throw them away. Luckily most of time I’m making it just for myself anyway.
#3
I break my spaghetti and other long pasta in half before putting in boiling water. I still have no problem picking up the pasta with my fork. This "rule" about not breaking pasta is super gatekeepery and absurd. Come at me, Italians.
#4
I use salted butter for everything. It has a longer shelf life at room temperature (where butter is most useful) and the extra salt has never meaningfully changed a recipe aside from making baked goods a million times better.
#5
Eggs. I grew up eating overcooked eggs and somehow settled into that modality?
I hate hate hate eating out for breakfast because it doesn’t matter how many times I tell the staff that I want them OVERCOOKED, nor how many different ways I order them, I always get soft, somewhat liquidy eggs.
Sorry to everyone that may be offended, but there is absolutely nothing appealing about a clear snot/mucus that surrounds a barely cooked yolk. “Fluffy” scrambled eggs that still jiggle and have the texture of hot jello? Absolutely not.
Please, just please scramble the eggs until they’re browned. I want texture and no snot.
#6
I cook rice the way most people cook pasta: Boil it it a big pot of salted water, and drain in a colander.
I have been absolutely *pilloried* online for admitting this. One person actually called it "sacrilege."
But my rice comes out perfect every time. Cooked to a turn, lovely discrete tender grains, no starchiness, no gumminess.
When I tried to cook rice the "right" way, for years, it seemed to always come out either crunchy in the center or tapioca.
Now I never worry about my rice.
#7
Mashed potatoes, I don't mash them untill they're smooth-i like lumpy mash 😁.
#8
Broccoli! I love steaming it until it's very soft and tastes buttery! I don't want my broccoli to be a lil crunchy, it needs to melt in my mouth.
Justin Tyme 5 months ago
I steam broccoli until it is tender (but not quite extremely soft). It is awesome.
#9
Smoked ribs. I love it when they're so tender they fall off the bone.
#10
Burnt hot dogs. I love an over cooked grilled hot dog.\
MAK3AWiiSH: The only way I can eat a hot dog is if it’s charred to a crisp as if it just ascended from the depths of hell
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 5 months ago
Hot dogs, sausages, brats, burn it all, dunk it in the BBQ sauce, and hand it over!
#11
The ‘experts’ say sausages should be cooked in a frying pan over a low heat. But it’s impossible to get an even colour and you end up with brown stripes mixed with pale wobbly skin.
I like my sausages cooked in the oven and dark brown all over. No trace of pale wobbly skin thank you.
#13
I dont peel potatoes and carrots. That's where the flavor lives. Nutrition too.
Grape Walls of Ire 5 months ago (edited)
Potato skin has fiber, but otherwise the whole potato is quite nutritious. Carrots have no skin, so clean the dirt off and you're golden. This is coming from a registered dietitian.
#14
Bacon. I like more of a chew to it than a crunch.
Intelligent_Break_12: Crispy bacon is fine for a topping but if I'm eating it as a side or even on a sandwich of some kind, I don't want it so crispy that it falls apart. I want to chew through that fat and have a crisp edge
Taryn Bailey 5 months ago
I make people laugh when I tell them I like my bacon cooked semi -flaccid. It's meat. It should taste and feel like meat
#15
I don't wash my rice. I've literally done it batch washed/unwashed side by side when arguing this point with my wife, she finally agreed. I must be missing something, but I can't figure out what it is.
Yet there are so many sources that say wash your rice, and so folks even do it like half a dozen times because they want the water to perfectly clear.
Westy 5 months ago
I don't see what the big deal is to just wash it. All it takes is a tweezer, magnifying glass and a little tiny brush.
Jan Castle 5 months ago
Don't forget the 2000 mini towels and put on loop the joke of Mitch Hedberg xD
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Roxanne D'souza 5 months ago (edited)
Washing rice depends on where you get your rice from. Most rice that comes packaged doesn't need to be washed. Back here in India, you can buy rice by the kilo from a sack. That unpackaged rice needs to be rinsed 2-3 times before the water turns clear. We don't buy this rice, but in the past when we did a few times, I remember my grandmother used to sit and sort through the grains, looking for husks and stones and other things that weren't supposed to be there. Rinsing also lets out the extra starch and washes away the arsenic that grows naturally into it.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 5 months ago
Maybe OP didn't rinse all the soap out of the rice. That would definitely be a bad taste.
Auntriarch 5 months ago (edited)
It probably depends on where you get your rice, and your recipe. I was told wash it once for the guests, twice for the gods, and thrice for the ancestors. but I don't wash it at all.
eeeeeeeee 5 months ago
Yes, it's to get rid of the microplastics, arsenic and other chemicals.
Wick E. Scratch 5 months ago
Arsenic is on more than just the outside of the rice ... and I would think that if the processing of the rice prior to packaging didn't get the other two things you mentioned, I doubt a few rinses with water that probably has the same and/or worse 'chemicals' in it will do much good. I'd be more concerned with bug parts, poo and pee of various insects and other living things, and general schmutz on the rice
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René Sauer 5 months ago
yeah, washing rice is a pain. That´s why i use a rice that doesn´t need to be washed. It doesn´t say it anywhere on the box.
Sunny 5 months ago
If you're in north America or most places in Europe, you don't need to wash your rice, It is pre-washed and processed properly so you don't need to in certain less developed countries You may need to wash it, but other than those places washing the rice will do absolutely nothing
Fox with a Dragon Tattoo 5 months ago
I mean.. if you want to eat unclean rice thats been handled, shipped, packaged and repackaged and never wash it... more power to you. I just cant.
Evelien Stijger Martens 5 months ago
It changes the boiling time and i can't figure out how long to cook it when its washed.
Nimitz 5 months ago (edited)
If you don't wash your rice, look up some of the storage and shipping methods. There's a very good chance that part of your bag has been dumped on the ground and then scooped up. It's still sterile when cooked, but... just wash your rice. Sometimes that ground has very not nice things on it
Muhammad Fauzi Rizal 5 months ago
wash ur rice, dude. at least do it to reduce some chemical substance in that
PrettyJoyBird 5 months ago
Get a cheap mini rice cooker and practice that way. Its easy simple fast.
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Anony Mouse 5 months ago
I've done side by side with washing and not washing. There was a world of difference. What kind of rice is this that doesn't change?
#16
I like to slightly char some things, like veggies. I justify it by saying it’s a real cooking method, but actually I am just intentionally burning things a little bit. I like my sausages like that too.
#17
My family's chocolate chip cookie recipe is a masterclass in what not to do. I overbeat the sugar and butter, add way too little flour, and bang the trays on the counter (mid-bake and as they come out of the oven). The entire goal is to collapse them and ruin any internal structure so they become super thin and chewy.
Lydsylou (she/her) 5 months ago
If you want them chewier add a ton of golden syrup. It gives flavour as well
#18
Chicken thighs. I know there’s an ideal temperature to cook them at but I find them rubbery when “perfectly cooked” so I overcook the s**t out of them so they may not be as juicy but they still aren’t dry and are sticky and succulent and that rubbery texture is gone.
#19
Bacon in carbonara. I made it with guaciale and it is good. But that sort of meat is extremely hard to find in the states and can only be ordered online. And to me the bacon is yummy. I'm not a fan of pancetta. Tbh, I don't care for it at all.
Elena Witch 5 months ago
Well. The first printed carbonara recipe was published in Chicago in 1947. And it had scrambled eggs, not a cream. Italian culinary history is mostly a sham created around the eighties.
#20
I love to make pizza at home from scratch. Make the dough, too. But I do one thing wrong intentionally. Italians, cover your ears. I use a rolling pin to roll out my pizza dough. It works, it’s fast, and I can get it to fit the pan pretty easily. I’m sorry.
#21
I use heavy cream in my carbonara. I'm sorry to all that might feel offended, but I just like it better that way. Just the cheese and eggs is too acidic for me.
#22
Chewy bacon > crispy bacon.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 5 months ago
Crispy! All three of us will die on this most delicious hill.
#23
I hate this new trend of serving crunchy green beans. I want mine soft, and preferably with some ham or bacon in to season them.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 5 months ago
I love them from a can, cooked in their own juice, with bacon.
#24
When I make scrambled eggs, I salt them when I beat them. The "don't ever salt eggs before cooking" is some kind of old wives tale. A reasonable amount of salt doesn't affect the texture or make them "tough". If you want really fluffy eggs, use a fair amount of fat (butter, back grease) and cook them slowly over low heat.
#25
When making fried rice I take it to the point of crunchy rice.
Rachel Parker 5 months ago
That’s really good, tho! Pretty sure you get that in Asia too. The Spanish go to great trouble to get crunchy edges on their rice dishes.
#26
I put beans in my chili.
Edit so I don't have to keep answering the same couple of things:
* I'm in Texas and beans / no beans is a very big deal among chili purists. The definitive book on chili history, by Joe E. Cooper, is even called 'With or Without Beans'. * [This is a good all around, no-beans-included, traditional chili con carne recipe.] It's like a spicy pot roast, usually more *warm* spicy, not Hot Ones Last Dab spicy. The ancho / poblano chile peppers that usually make up most of the chile flavoring are not terribly spicy though they are delicious and pungent!
(As I understand it, the chili queens - that's what they called them! - of San Antonio served frijoles as a standard side dish with chili con carne. When cowboys and other folks were out on the trail, the chuck wagon cooks would do the same, but since the cowboys weren't eating off of cafeteria trays, the beans and chili would just get all mixed together and lots of them learned to prefer it that way! That's almost certainly apocryphal in whole or in part, of course, but it makes as much sense as anything.)
* Cincinatti chili is it's own separate thing, and is just a name that an otherwise tasty meat sauce got saddled with.
#27
Ratios for vinaigrettes - I’m not doing 3 to 1 oil to vinegar. Depending on other factors it could be anywhere from more vinegar than oil (in sweet dressings) to equal parts to at max 2 to 1 oil to vinegar. I also love adding a little water to vinaigrettes instead of more oil to bring out the water soluble flavors and temper acidity.
#28
Spaetzle. Mine are much bigger chunks than traditional and I love it that way.
#29
I pan-fry my gnocchi although this is becoming an acceptable thing now. And i also like my pasta on the softer side!
#30
Popcorn...just slightlyyyyyy burnt is the best.
What do you think ?
Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her) 5 months ago
I have the same outlook on clothes as I do food: if I like it, I'll wear/eat it and I don't give a duck's quack if other people think "it's not done right/you're doing it wrong" blahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Stay in your own lane and I'll stay in mine. So put that in your pipe and smoke it lol
Green Tree 5 months ago
I always order my pizza well done. I don't like that floppy middle and I like the cheese browned
Mimi M 5 months ago (edited)
Again - my fave cooking sacriledge: Salmon in the microwave: Score or slice, place on a plate and cover with favorite sauce or just lemon, butter, salt and pepper. Cover with a bowl and microwave 2-4 min, depending on amount of fish and power of microwave. Comes out perfect.
Pittsburgh rare 5 months ago
It's only a sacrilege if you do it in the office's microwave
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Moë 5 months ago
I think Nonna is rolling over in her grave at all you hooligans! J/k you do you boo 😘
Ionescu Popa 5 months ago (edited)
sure, poor lady used parmiggiano and barilla pastas all her life and insisted everybody does the same!
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Ivy at Eve 4 months ago
One of my aunts likes her steak "crémé". No, not burnt but baked until all life is cooked out of it. Cooked all the way through and then some, way beyond well done. And then she eats the rubbery ex-meat with gusto while we watch in horror. To each their own...
Rabbit Of ill Portent(she/her) 5 months ago
I have the same outlook on clothes as I do food: if I like it, I'll wear/eat it and I don't give a duck's quack if other people think "it's not done right/you're doing it wrong" blahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Stay in your own lane and I'll stay in mine. So put that in your pipe and smoke it lol
Green Tree 5 months ago
I always order my pizza well done. I don't like that floppy middle and I like the cheese browned
Mimi M 5 months ago (edited)
Again - my fave cooking sacriledge: Salmon in the microwave: Score or slice, place on a plate and cover with favorite sauce or just lemon, butter, salt and pepper. Cover with a bowl and microwave 2-4 min, depending on amount of fish and power of microwave. Comes out perfect.
Pittsburgh rare 5 months ago
It's only a sacrilege if you do it in the office's microwave
Load More Replies... Moë 5 months ago
I think Nonna is rolling over in her grave at all you hooligans! J/k you do you boo 😘
Ionescu Popa 5 months ago (edited)
sure, poor lady used parmiggiano and barilla pastas all her life and insisted everybody does the same!
Load More Replies... Ivy at Eve 4 months ago
One of my aunts likes her steak "crémé". No, not burnt but baked until all life is cooked out of it. Cooked all the way through and then some, way beyond well done. And then she eats the rubbery ex-meat with gusto while we watch in horror. To each their own...
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