30 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Gave To Children Forgetting Theyāll Eventually Be Adults (New Pics)
You might think that your name doesn’t matter. But research suggests something different. Apparently, it can affect what professions we choose, where we live, who our partners are, how we invest our money, whether a recruiter wants to hire us, and even if we donate money to charity.
If names are so important, then parents must spend more than a couple of minutes on them for their babies, right? This Facebook group is proof that not every parent does so. The community “That name isn’t a tragedeigh, it’s a murghdyrr” has been going strong since the pandemic. But there’s never a shortage of, hmm, let’s say, interesting names to feature. So check out our newest selection from the page below!
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It's funny to laugh at and mock these names, but let's think for a moment: some kids have to live with these names. Granted, you can always legally change your name; it's not that big of a deal. However, the scientific evidence behind how different lives are for people with unusual names is quite fascinating.
A research paper from 1966 analyzed the impact of unusual names on children. The study found that children with less popular names were less popular themselves in grade school.
Many subsequent studies investigated the racial aspect of this. And, surprise, surprise, they found that children with Black-sounding or Asian-sounding names said teachers and students treated them differently.
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Maybe the 3rd option is supposed to be Pia (PIA)? Even then, I'd wager in some better ones first before going down that road...
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There is also research about how people with uncommon names have more difficulty finding a romantic partner. One study found that "unattractive" and unpopular names can lead to rejection. That, in turn, leads people with unfortunate names to have lower self-esteem, less education, and be more frequent smokers.
In 2004, Marianne Bertrand and Sendhil Mullainathan conducted research to find out whether some names are more employable than others. The factor that they concentrated on was race.
They sent out resumes with "White-sounding names" and "Black-sounding names." Perhaps there's little surprise (again) that the Emilys and Gregs got more interest from potential employers than Lakeishas and Jamals.
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Swedish researchers found a similar bias with immigrant names. Those who changed their names from Slavic, Asian, or African names apparently earned 26% more than those who kept their names.
Another interesting study comes from Germany. These researchers found that people with names that sound regal and fancy, like Kaiser, König, or Fürst (emperor, king, and prince, respectively), are more likely to be in managing positions than people with mundane names like Koch, Bauer, or Becker (cook, farmer, baker).
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When people spell their kidsā names weird like this, I canāt help but feel like i should pronounce it the way they spelled it. This is koh-lor-foo-lee. (I would never say this to a kidās face but I have to concentrate to make sure I pronounce the jumble of letters however the parent claims itās pronounced. What a terrible thing to do to your own children.).
Just Saw This In Another Group. I Thought Maybe Her Last Name Was Time
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Yeahā¦ That Tracks That The Mom Of Jubilee Sunflower Fern Wants To Get Her Pet Badger Because A Cat Or Dog Is Too Normal
Yes, just go with the badger. Nothing that could go wrong with getting a badger and a 3 year old together
The phenomenon of why we like some names more than others is the 'implicit-egotism effect.' It's the tendency for people to "gravitate toward people, places, and things that resemble the self." Some studies even suggest that we act more altruistically to people who have similar names to ours!
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Psychologist Uri Simonsohn, however, has debunked this theory. He said that just because there are many doctors named Dan doesn't mean that the name automatically guarantees that a child will become a doctor. It might simply mean that there are many doctors named Dan because Dan is a very popular and common name.
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Those of us with unusual names know what it's like to be an outcast in the playground. I include myself in this group because I can't count the times people called me 'Caroline,' 'Catherine,' or 'Victoria' (that one's interesting; it doesn't really sound like my name at all) – anything but.
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I Can Finally Contribute!! Found These In A Name Suggestion Group On People Asking About āOutdoorsyā Names
When I was learning Arabic (quite unsuccessfully, I might add) during my Bachelor's years, we had to find out the meaning of our names so that we'd know the equivalent in Arabic. I remember finding something about a Cornelian cherry, but now that I look it up, it says the meaning behind the name is 'horn.' Whether that's better or worse, I'll leave it up to you to decide.
In My Due Date Group. Why Do People Name Their Babies As If They'll Never Grow Up Into Adults?
Then let's hope Riley-Bean will not drop the Bean part herself when she grows older, which I would totally understand, though...
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For future reference, fellow Pandas, the English version of 'Kornelija' would be 'Cornelia.' It's that pesky Eastern European soft /j/ that always confuses people. I hated my name when I was young precisely for the reason that it was different; it did, in fact, single me out when socializing with other kids.
Atrocious Spelling And Some Boy Names Just Donāt Make Good Girl Names
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And I was angry at my mother: why couldn't she just give me a nice, short, common name? The only person with a similar name I knew growing up was Cornelius Fudge from Harry Potter. However, all of us three siblings have four-syllable names, so I just learned to embrace it over time.
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The spelling of this makes me pronounce it with a more west country accent (UK) so its actually kind of fitting
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Unique names are fine, for the most part (though some cross a line), but "creative" spellings are worse. What's the point in having a name that sounds the same when spoken (and therefore remains equally boring, if that was the problem with the traditional version) but is harder to spell? "Aschleighy" and "Steeyve" start being bullied when their peers learn to read and write, and nobody ever spells their names "correctly." (And if their email address contains their name, it becomes impossible to memorize.) Someone named something that people might find weird like "Arrow" or "Daybreak" might have a rough time as well, but at least their name is spellable.
It's setting them up for a lifetime of having their name misspelled and mispronounced.
Load More Replies...Yep. The parents are also setting them up for frequent frustration as they will have to correct people who inevitably will misspell and mispronounce their name.
Load More Replies...Wow, I hate them so much. Look on the most common, basic level. You have to call your bank, tech support, local office,... and they will ask for your name. There are already enough problems with "Sean, Shaun and Shawn" or "Steven, Stephen and Stephan" or "John and Jon", but those? Please, use real names. You don't have to be "unique and quirky" in all things.
Think what delusional, dysfunctional, deranged PARENTS are out there. You can't count on them to use common sense!
Load More Replies...Unique names are fine, for the most part (though some cross a line), but "creative" spellings are worse. What's the point in having a name that sounds the same when spoken (and therefore remains equally boring, if that was the problem with the traditional version) but is harder to spell? "Aschleighy" and "Steeyve" start being bullied when their peers learn to read and write, and nobody ever spells their names "correctly." (And if their email address contains their name, it becomes impossible to memorize.) Someone named something that people might find weird like "Arrow" or "Daybreak" might have a rough time as well, but at least their name is spellable.
It's setting them up for a lifetime of having their name misspelled and mispronounced.
Load More Replies...Yep. The parents are also setting them up for frequent frustration as they will have to correct people who inevitably will misspell and mispronounce their name.
Load More Replies...Wow, I hate them so much. Look on the most common, basic level. You have to call your bank, tech support, local office,... and they will ask for your name. There are already enough problems with "Sean, Shaun and Shawn" or "Steven, Stephen and Stephan" or "John and Jon", but those? Please, use real names. You don't have to be "unique and quirky" in all things.
Think what delusional, dysfunctional, deranged PARENTS are out there. You can't count on them to use common sense!
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