30 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Gave To Children Forgetting They’ll Eventually Be Adults (New Pics)
You might think that your name doesn’t matter. But research suggests something different. Apparently, it can affect what professions we choose, where we live, who our partners are, how we invest our money, whether a recruiter wants to hire us, and even if we donate money to charity.
If names are so important, then parents must spend more than a couple of minutes on them for their babies, right? This Facebook group is proof that not every parent does so. The community “That name isn’t a tragedeigh, it’s a murghdyrr” has been going strong since the pandemic. But there’s never a shortage of, hmm, let’s say, interesting names to feature. So check out our newest selection from the page below!
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It's funny to laugh at and mock these names, but let's think for a moment: some kids have to live with these names. Granted, you can always legally change your name; it's not that big of a deal. However, the scientific evidence behind how different lives are for people with unusual names is quite fascinating.
A research paper from 1966 analyzed the impact of unusual names on children. The study found that children with less popular names were less popular themselves in grade school.
Many subsequent studies investigated the racial aspect of this. And, surprise, surprise, they found that children with Black-sounding or Asian-sounding names said teachers and students treated them differently.
Does This Count? 😅🤣
Maybe the 3rd option is supposed to be Pia (PIA)? Even then, I'd wager in some better ones first before going down that road...
I Wasn't Truly Aware Of The "Leigh" Crisis Until After Joining This Group
Why Use 6(Ish) Letters When You Can Use 10? 🥴
There is also research about how people with uncommon names have more difficulty finding a romantic partner. One study found that "unattractive" and unpopular names can lead to rejection. That, in turn, leads people with unfortunate names to have lower self-esteem, less education, and be more frequent smokers.
In 2004, Marianne Bertrand and Sendhil Mullainathan conducted research to find out whether some names are more employable than others. The factor that they concentrated on was race.
They sent out resumes with "White-sounding names" and "Black-sounding names." Perhaps there's little surprise (again) that the Emilys and Gregs got more interest from potential employers than Lakeishas and Jamals.
Saw This Today!
My Lyft Driver…🤣
I Finally Have One!! 🙂
Swedish researchers found a similar bias with immigrant names. Those who changed their names from Slavic, Asian, or African names apparently earned 26% more than those who kept their names.
Another interesting study comes from Germany. These researchers found that people with names that sound regal and fancy, like Kaiser, König, or Fürst (emperor, king, and prince, respectively), are more likely to be in managing positions than people with mundane names like Koch, Bauer, or Becker (cook, farmer, baker).
Kolorfullee… Do You Think It’s Pronounced Like “Colorful” Or “Color Fully” Or “Colorful- Lee”
When people spell their kids’ names weird like this, I can’t help but feel like i should pronounce it the way they spelled it. This is koh-lor-foo-lee. (I would never say this to a kid’s face but I have to concentrate to make sure I pronounce the jumble of letters however the parent claims it’s pronounced. What a terrible thing to do to your own children.).
Just Saw This In Another Group. I Thought Maybe Her Last Name Was Time
"What time is it?" -- "It's Kaylatime 5 o'clock!" Screenshot..._700-1.jpg
Yeah… That Tracks That The Mom Of Jubilee Sunflower Fern Wants To Get Her Pet Badger Because A Cat Or Dog Is Too Normal
Yes, just go with the badger. Nothing that could go wrong with getting a badger and a 3 year old together
The phenomenon of why we like some names more than others is the 'implicit-egotism effect.' It's the tendency for people to "gravitate toward people, places, and things that resemble the self." Some studies even suggest that we act more altruistically to people who have similar names to ours!
Charlie Sturrock
Blakeley
Not Sure How To Pronounce This?!
Psychologist Uri Simonsohn, however, has debunked this theory. He said that just because there are many doctors named Dan doesn't mean that the name automatically guarantees that a child will become a doctor. It might simply mean that there are many doctors named Dan because Dan is a very popular and common name.
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Ikyfl, Ain’t No Way They Did That Baby Like That…
Saw This One On My Feed Today
Those of us with unusual names know what it's like to be an outcast in the playground. I include myself in this group because I can't count the times people called me 'Caroline,' 'Catherine,' or 'Victoria' (that one's interesting; it doesn't really sound like my name at all) – anything but.
Blessleigh Mae Your Heart
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I Can Finally Contribute!! Found These In A Name Suggestion Group On People Asking About “Outdoorsy” Names
If you're looking for outdoorsy, plant names work better. Sage, briar rose, Camilla.
I like Amelanchier, which is the genus where you find Serviceberry.
Load More Replies...That's basically Spanish for feminine hair (cabello). My brain keeps re-pronouncing it.
I bet if they'd handled it right when they named her, they could have at least gotten a coupon from Cabela's. Sounds like an opportunity missed.
But honestly Kabella is a really cute name... Kabella Jade is a good combination, plus, the parent got to honor their wishes. It's a win win! Also, Cabela's is spelled way different. Kabella is so much more chic. And honestly, the kid might even like her name, who knows, and they might not appreciate you guys dissing her name. Just saying...
Every time i see anything that has the "quinn" in it i immediately think to harley quinn so half of the time its valid
"We also considered Fuddrucker, Culver, Popeye, and Cinzetti..."
Where does it come from? What does it signify?
Load More Replies...When I was learning Arabic (quite unsuccessfully, I might add) during my Bachelor's years, we had to find out the meaning of our names so that we'd know the equivalent in Arabic. I remember finding something about a Cornelian cherry, but now that I look it up, it says the meaning behind the name is 'horn.' Whether that's better or worse, I'll leave it up to you to decide.
In My Due Date Group. Why Do People Name Their Babies As If They'll Never Grow Up Into Adults?
Then let's hope Riley-Bean will not drop the Bean part herself when she grows older, which I would totally understand, though...
Hmmm
U Can't Make This Stuff Up....i Mean Clearly Someone Could, Just Not Me
For future reference, fellow Pandas, the English version of 'Kornelija' would be 'Cornelia.' It's that pesky Eastern European soft /j/ that always confuses people. I hated my name when I was young precisely for the reason that it was different; it did, in fact, single me out when socializing with other kids.
Atrocious Spelling And Some Boy Names Just Don’t Make Good Girl Names
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My BF Just Said “Capri Like Capri Sun?” Like That’s Not Even The Worst On There
And I was angry at my mother: why couldn't she just give me a nice, short, common name? The only person with a similar name I knew growing up was Cornelius Fudge from Harry Potter. However, all of us three siblings have four-syllable names, so I just learned to embrace it over time.
A Name I Just Seen On My Works Roster... Sckilar
Bristol Is A Town In Tn. Brystoll Is A Tragedeigh
The spelling of this makes me pronounce it with a more west country accent (UK) so its actually kind of fitting
Funny
Unique names are fine, for the most part (though some cross a line), but "creative" spellings are worse. What's the point in having a name that sounds the same when spoken (and therefore remains equally boring, if that was the problem with the traditional version) but is harder to spell? "Aschleighy" and "Steeyve" start being bullied when their peers learn to read and write, and nobody ever spells their names "correctly." (And if their email address contains their name, it becomes impossible to memorize.) Someone named something that people might find weird like "Arrow" or "Daybreak" might have a rough time as well, but at least their name is spellable.
It's setting them up for a lifetime of having their name misspelled and mispronounced.
Load More Replies...Yep. The parents are also setting them up for frequent frustration as they will have to correct people who inevitably will misspell and mispronounce their name.
Load More Replies...Wow, I hate them so much. Look on the most common, basic level. You have to call your bank, tech support, local office,... and they will ask for your name. There are already enough problems with "Sean, Shaun and Shawn" or "Steven, Stephen and Stephan" or "John and Jon", but those? Please, use real names. You don't have to be "unique and quirky" in all things.
Think what delusional, dysfunctional, deranged PARENTS are out there. You can't count on them to use common sense!
Load More Replies...Very glad, Germany doesn´t allow such idiociesin order to protect children from becoming lifelong laughingstocks.
I have a first name that I have to explain to absolutely every person I meet. Please do not give your kid a first name that they will have to explain to absolutely every person they meet. "May" does not want to have to continuously tell people that actually, it's spelled Meighelles
I don’t understand why the thing now is to have the name be ✨ unique ✨ but chaynge the neighms in the saym weighs??
Well, I'm glad my kids names are all normal after reading this. Nothing wrong with Teighbelle, Wealittalwhileigh and Taowelle
I am SO GLAD not a single one of my baby names from my list are on here. Even the ones I considered as "out there"
SAME! It seems most of these are either horribly misspelled or a mashed up franenname that if it was just one name or the other, and it was spelled correctly, wouldn't have garnered much attention.
Load More Replies...Following our love for english american names, here in Italy now we have kids named "Braian" (That'd be "Brian" actually, I kid you not, thinking it was the correct spelling) and "Armani" which sounds the weirdest since it's the name of a brand. But american calls their kids Armani so do we. It sounds to us like naming a kid "Dolce&Gabbana" or no different from "D&G", same weird.
I wish aliens take over us some day and make parents that give 'unique' names to their child be front the row for Colonoscopy Day.
I teach muddle school, and honestly, when teachers see stupidly spelled names like these on a roll sheet, it IMMEDIATELY throws up a red flag about what the parents are like. 9 times out of 10 the parents are A) too young / immature to have a teenager, B) uneducated and/or stupid, C) tthe type who use"gentle parenting" and produce kids that are hopelessly entitled rude little brats, D) difficult to deal with, or all of the above. WAKE UP, PEOPLE! Naming your kid something "unique" (yuneek?) doesn't make your kid seem special - all children are special in their own ways. Giving your kid a stupid name like Khryz (Chris) Gyneigh (Jenny) or H'vynleigye (Heavenly) just shows how stupid and selfish YOU are. *smh*
Black people do this constantly, but no one calls them out. Only white people. You’re afraid
Load More Replies...Terry Pratchett often had great names for characters in his books. Adora Belle Dearheart and Moist von Lipwig come to mind.
Couple rules for naming a kid 1)Don't use something that is universally negative like Hitler or Chlamydia. 2)Will you have to repeat it to every person you meet and will the kid be stuck doing the same thing? Look at Elon Musk and his kid as an example. Did you say Elon and Exa Dark Sideræl? 3)Will it be easy for the kid to learn how to write? Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams is a real person. 4)Don't choose an obscure spelling just because. 4)Don't use a different spelling unless it has specific reason. If grandpa was a Russian immigrant named Mikhail, you have a pass but don't spell it Myqyeal just because. Myqyeal spends his life correcting people. He also dies at the age of 44 from getting the wrong blood type after a drunk driver hits him while jogging. The paramedic tells the ER his name is Michael Smith and the wrong medical record is pulled up.
Bored Panda Editor: let’s be real careful with this one. It’s one thing to make fun of uppity white suburban woman giving their kids redykuluus names (see what I did there?) But there’s a strong stink of racism when white people make fun of unique names black people give to their kids as an act of rejection of a culture that has long oppressed them.
Ridiculous names are still ridiculous when given by POC.
Load More Replies...Some of the weird names parents that I know personally, gave their kids: Tharyn Abcdegem Teriyaki (this one idk personally but you can find her on Facebook) Theaeon Ashantiasia Cong
I very nearly named my oldest, "Kittelyna Mi'shale ******** "...but, once she was born, I ended up saying "Christine Marie ******** " (after Stephen King's book and my little sister) poor girl almost ended up with a name that would've been way too long for most school documents. 😂
My son went to school with a boy who was named 'Godsgiftson'. I often wondered if the second child was called 'Ordinarydaughter'.
A unique name is not what makes your child unique. Nurture of their talents, what they have inherited, and who they spend their lives with give them the way to their own unique lives. Weird names and especially weird spellings can hold them back.
okay i did see a couple that aren't exactly unique spelling, just uncommon in north america... i gave my boys both nice safe names and spellings... since i grew up with CheallaighLynn... and i use the english version all the time... which no one can read, pronounce or spell anyhow.
It's all very funny when you are NOT lumbered with a weird name. I wish I had a dollar for every time I've had to spell out my real name ...
From someone who was given a weird name and changed it, parents please don't do it. We end up spending a lot of time trying to explain how to pronounce the name, get pissed off when it is incorrect. What you are doing is making that name all about YOU to feed YOUR ego about giving your child a name that is unique but just causes issues for your child long term.
So my mom, way back in the early 80s, took a nickname for another name, and changed the spelling slightly. And now I have a name nobody can spell or pronounce correctly. I gave my kids slightly normal names.. at least they're spelled normally.
i once worked in a government department which had to record the names of the children in a family. while i can't remember specific names at the moment i do remember that it was sometimes very difficult to not show either amusement or shock when a parent would provide a name.
Every year, the local grade school hangs homemade banners displaying the names of all new first graders. Last year, one of the names on it was Prince Destiny.
I don't know. Confronted with something like this I'm just turning around and going away. Not dealing with it.
This reminds me of a joke from some comedian that I heard: I grew up in Illinois, but now I live in Los Angeles, where everyone’s kid is named Va’ky’oum with a k and three apostrophes. -pause- No, I’m serious. I visited my parents the other day, I met a three year old named Michael and I nearly cried.
I went to school with a girl names Fawness. I think as in deer fawn, but like made female? She and her family were kind of 'weird' (to many of us kids at the time). They were very hippy-ish and had a ton of ferrets. A buddy was named Elmerson, because he was...Elmer's son. Which isn't actually bad name and kind of Nordic/Anglo
Some (one or two) of these are fine as they are colloquial or location based spellings, Kevyn for example is just an Irish spelling of Kevin so no issue there, you could pick on Ireland easily for ‘weird’ spellings, just because something is spelt differently to what is normal to you doesn’t mean it is for everyone.
Unique names are fine, for the most part (though some cross a line), but "creative" spellings are worse. What's the point in having a name that sounds the same when spoken (and therefore remains equally boring, if that was the problem with the traditional version) but is harder to spell? "Aschleighy" and "Steeyve" start being bullied when their peers learn to read and write, and nobody ever spells their names "correctly." (And if their email address contains their name, it becomes impossible to memorize.) Someone named something that people might find weird like "Arrow" or "Daybreak" might have a rough time as well, but at least their name is spellable.
It's setting them up for a lifetime of having their name misspelled and mispronounced.
Load More Replies...Yep. The parents are also setting them up for frequent frustration as they will have to correct people who inevitably will misspell and mispronounce their name.
Load More Replies...Wow, I hate them so much. Look on the most common, basic level. You have to call your bank, tech support, local office,... and they will ask for your name. There are already enough problems with "Sean, Shaun and Shawn" or "Steven, Stephen and Stephan" or "John and Jon", but those? Please, use real names. You don't have to be "unique and quirky" in all things.
Think what delusional, dysfunctional, deranged PARENTS are out there. You can't count on them to use common sense!
Load More Replies...Very glad, Germany doesn´t allow such idiociesin order to protect children from becoming lifelong laughingstocks.
I have a first name that I have to explain to absolutely every person I meet. Please do not give your kid a first name that they will have to explain to absolutely every person they meet. "May" does not want to have to continuously tell people that actually, it's spelled Meighelles
I don’t understand why the thing now is to have the name be ✨ unique ✨ but chaynge the neighms in the saym weighs??
Well, I'm glad my kids names are all normal after reading this. Nothing wrong with Teighbelle, Wealittalwhileigh and Taowelle
I am SO GLAD not a single one of my baby names from my list are on here. Even the ones I considered as "out there"
SAME! It seems most of these are either horribly misspelled or a mashed up franenname that if it was just one name or the other, and it was spelled correctly, wouldn't have garnered much attention.
Load More Replies...Following our love for english american names, here in Italy now we have kids named "Braian" (That'd be "Brian" actually, I kid you not, thinking it was the correct spelling) and "Armani" which sounds the weirdest since it's the name of a brand. But american calls their kids Armani so do we. It sounds to us like naming a kid "Dolce&Gabbana" or no different from "D&G", same weird.
I wish aliens take over us some day and make parents that give 'unique' names to their child be front the row for Colonoscopy Day.
I teach muddle school, and honestly, when teachers see stupidly spelled names like these on a roll sheet, it IMMEDIATELY throws up a red flag about what the parents are like. 9 times out of 10 the parents are A) too young / immature to have a teenager, B) uneducated and/or stupid, C) tthe type who use"gentle parenting" and produce kids that are hopelessly entitled rude little brats, D) difficult to deal with, or all of the above. WAKE UP, PEOPLE! Naming your kid something "unique" (yuneek?) doesn't make your kid seem special - all children are special in their own ways. Giving your kid a stupid name like Khryz (Chris) Gyneigh (Jenny) or H'vynleigye (Heavenly) just shows how stupid and selfish YOU are. *smh*
Black people do this constantly, but no one calls them out. Only white people. You’re afraid
Load More Replies...Terry Pratchett often had great names for characters in his books. Adora Belle Dearheart and Moist von Lipwig come to mind.
Couple rules for naming a kid 1)Don't use something that is universally negative like Hitler or Chlamydia. 2)Will you have to repeat it to every person you meet and will the kid be stuck doing the same thing? Look at Elon Musk and his kid as an example. Did you say Elon and Exa Dark Sideræl? 3)Will it be easy for the kid to learn how to write? Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams is a real person. 4)Don't choose an obscure spelling just because. 4)Don't use a different spelling unless it has specific reason. If grandpa was a Russian immigrant named Mikhail, you have a pass but don't spell it Myqyeal just because. Myqyeal spends his life correcting people. He also dies at the age of 44 from getting the wrong blood type after a drunk driver hits him while jogging. The paramedic tells the ER his name is Michael Smith and the wrong medical record is pulled up.
Bored Panda Editor: let’s be real careful with this one. It’s one thing to make fun of uppity white suburban woman giving their kids redykuluus names (see what I did there?) But there’s a strong stink of racism when white people make fun of unique names black people give to their kids as an act of rejection of a culture that has long oppressed them.
Ridiculous names are still ridiculous when given by POC.
Load More Replies...Some of the weird names parents that I know personally, gave their kids: Tharyn Abcdegem Teriyaki (this one idk personally but you can find her on Facebook) Theaeon Ashantiasia Cong
I very nearly named my oldest, "Kittelyna Mi'shale ******** "...but, once she was born, I ended up saying "Christine Marie ******** " (after Stephen King's book and my little sister) poor girl almost ended up with a name that would've been way too long for most school documents. 😂
My son went to school with a boy who was named 'Godsgiftson'. I often wondered if the second child was called 'Ordinarydaughter'.
A unique name is not what makes your child unique. Nurture of their talents, what they have inherited, and who they spend their lives with give them the way to their own unique lives. Weird names and especially weird spellings can hold them back.
okay i did see a couple that aren't exactly unique spelling, just uncommon in north america... i gave my boys both nice safe names and spellings... since i grew up with CheallaighLynn... and i use the english version all the time... which no one can read, pronounce or spell anyhow.
It's all very funny when you are NOT lumbered with a weird name. I wish I had a dollar for every time I've had to spell out my real name ...
From someone who was given a weird name and changed it, parents please don't do it. We end up spending a lot of time trying to explain how to pronounce the name, get pissed off when it is incorrect. What you are doing is making that name all about YOU to feed YOUR ego about giving your child a name that is unique but just causes issues for your child long term.
So my mom, way back in the early 80s, took a nickname for another name, and changed the spelling slightly. And now I have a name nobody can spell or pronounce correctly. I gave my kids slightly normal names.. at least they're spelled normally.
i once worked in a government department which had to record the names of the children in a family. while i can't remember specific names at the moment i do remember that it was sometimes very difficult to not show either amusement or shock when a parent would provide a name.
Every year, the local grade school hangs homemade banners displaying the names of all new first graders. Last year, one of the names on it was Prince Destiny.
I don't know. Confronted with something like this I'm just turning around and going away. Not dealing with it.
This reminds me of a joke from some comedian that I heard: I grew up in Illinois, but now I live in Los Angeles, where everyone’s kid is named Va’ky’oum with a k and three apostrophes. -pause- No, I’m serious. I visited my parents the other day, I met a three year old named Michael and I nearly cried.
I went to school with a girl names Fawness. I think as in deer fawn, but like made female? She and her family were kind of 'weird' (to many of us kids at the time). They were very hippy-ish and had a ton of ferrets. A buddy was named Elmerson, because he was...Elmer's son. Which isn't actually bad name and kind of Nordic/Anglo
Some (one or two) of these are fine as they are colloquial or location based spellings, Kevyn for example is just an Irish spelling of Kevin so no issue there, you could pick on Ireland easily for ‘weird’ spellings, just because something is spelt differently to what is normal to you doesn’t mean it is for everyone.