Whoop whoop

me 24/7

Me every Saturday morning :)

Do what you do the best, Mr. Pigeon. S**t on them!

i remind myself of this everytime i feel like someone is trying to hold me down.

All of us

Is this what it is like to be an adult?

This is a masterpiece...

Sweet tweet...

Hilarious...

Everyone needs a friend.

I think this is my favorite one.

I seed what you did there!

Sometimes I think this is the downfall of online dating. Too much information without meeting someone.

Me every day

XD

This actually is right.

That's an improvement.

hahahahaha...

Joey:. You have to..... (Covers ears) nooooooooooooooo I can't heeeeeear youuuuu!!!!ahhhhhhh!

Sure... go ahead..

Me vs my friends

So true...

Damn.

And the very next moment, bam! you're hurt.

That was definitely me, as a small child. This happened when I was about four: my mother was talking to a neighbor next door and, when there was a break in the conversation, I asked both of them, "If angels are dead people, why were there angels with God before He created everything, including people?" The neighbor, Mrs. Jenkins, slowly backed away into her own apartment and my mother looked at me with her mouth open. Later, she told my father about it. I think that was when they decided I needed to go to private school when I turned school-aged. Sidenote: I understand, now, that angels are not dead people; they are a different and separate order of being than humans. But, in my defense, the pictures in children's Bibles, which is what generated the question in my mind, are often VERY misleading, theologically speaking. Mine had happy little angels surrounding God when He created the world and I was like, "Wait a minute..."

Yeah. Them humans are so Stoopid.

Omg I had hermit crabs and they loved each other and ganged up against a bully. They even looked after the weakest one of them and let him have the most food...

Well then.

Go Stephen!!!

When anyone calls me cynical...

wow awesome

What if neither...?

My friends and family see very different versions of me. But both are me. Truly.

Maybe that's why he wears that mask and goes hunting on Fri 13th

you can make tea from roses, but wine from dandelions.

No. Sometimes, there are real enemies.

OK, that made me wanna go and munch-munch-munch myself into happiness

Definitely my spirit animal. I'm the one on the left

"I really hop so".. Ok I'll stop

Me every day

Things will never change, unless you change them.

loud thinker!

At least you aren't crabby all the time.

Yeah :(