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I’m An Aspiring Villain And I Need A Mentor. Anyone Willing To Help?

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#1

i can do it. i am the evil mastermind behind it all. EVERYTHING. also, i’m slay 💅

Final score:

3points

chaosincarnate 1 year ago

Ty sm!

1point

#2

I AM THE SPOT. I’ll gladly help you.

Final score:

2points

#3

What kind of villian to do you aspire to be?

Final score:

2points

mysterious(he/they, maybe?)

chaosincarnate 1 year ago

I want to watch the world burn as I sip a cup of tea and be snarky

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#4

While I'm not the best at typical "destroy/take over the world and kill everyone who even slightly disagrees with me" villainy, I could definitely help you with the more subtle and elegant side of being evil. I haven't indulged that side of myself in quite a while, not since I went rogue with my battalion in the Great V-Z wars. If you're more into the over dramatic monologing-while-wearing-the-skulls-of-your-enemies-and-threatening-to-blow-up-the-building-you're-currently-standing-on-top-of kind of evil behavior, I'd recommend you contact my dealer, Kenny. He was in my battalion, and he always has a creative solution to make any, uh... "problems" you might come across disappear. Also contact him if you need any bloo- I mean, uh, cranberry juice. His is the best, and also ethically sourced.

Final score:

1point

fair_weather_rose (she/they)

chaosincarnate 1 year ago

It just so happens I have a problem named John Watson. Help me fix it. 💀

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#5

Chancellor Palpatine is an amazing mentor for manipulating skills.

Also he has a sick cackle

Final score:

1point

Draco Malfoy. Son of Lucius Malfoy. Rich, pure blood, fantastic. I don’t think I need to say more about myself.

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Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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