The internet is a fascinating place. Some days, you come across wholesome content that fills your heart with joy, other times you stumble upon something that makes you scratch your head in confusion, like those seemingly idiotic statements that defy logic. These cringe-worthy ideas make you wonder: are we all seeing the same world, or are there some truly peculiar people out there? Below, you’ll find some infuriating posts from the Facepalm internet group. And as the name suggests, they gather moments where people make ignorant comments, leaving you wanting to facepalm. Be sure to upvote the posts you think are amusing and let us know your thoughts in the comments below!
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Dumbest Tweet Ever
Don't Mess With People's Food
Yeah same. Why violate what someone believes in or does just because you think differently and for a joke.
Load More Replies...Die-hard carnivore here and this is straight-up disgusting. Also, if you haven't eaten meat/animal products in a while, you need to reintroduce them carefully because your digestive system needs to readjust - you can't just scarf down a fatty burger without nausea and probably getting the shîts.
"She still doesn't know" Oh I guarantee she knew the moment her stomach reacted and she had to spend hours on the toilet in agonizing pain and/or throwing up. A digestive system that is not used to meat will not react kindly to it, tricking someone like this can make them really sick!
Yep, I think this constitutes as poisoning since they intentionally misrepresented the food they served her.
Load More Replies...This makes me feel nauseated. I don't mind so much if something is vegetarian but not entirely vegan - I will eat these things to be polite in social settings sometimes. Nowadays I don't have to because people will go out of their way to accommodate me, without me asking. But this would make me feel so violated. I remember years ago (when I was vegetarian, not vegan) I accidentally started eating a ham and cheese croissant. Sprinted to the bathroom to spit it out, felt sick the whole day.
A girl in my class once gave me “real Biriyani” which had chicken in it. I fell a bit sick for the next few days. People who do these things are just horrible
as someone who thinks real biryani ought to have meat in it, that's really f****d up
Load More Replies...Keep in mind, not all vegans are pacifist. I'd personally knock his teeth out.
I’m vegetarian, and I would be beyond pissed if anyone gave me meat on purpose
A classmate of mine made his Muslim friend eat pork by lying to him and then told him. He found very funny that the poor guy had to run to wash himself.
I hope that classmate got in trouble and lost his friends
Load More Replies...I know people who are 99% vegan because it reduces their allergies to a point where they do not have them anymore. I also know people who will have severe stumach pains if they eat pork. So please do not think it's just for fun if ppl request to have vegan or vegetarian meals. Some ppl go vegan because of their health. Meat is really not for everyone.
also a carnivore, still though wtf is wrong with people?! that's so cruel
I have food allergies, so my friends know to not "jokingly" put those items in something I'm gonna eat. Years ago I was with some folks who were bothered by the fact that we had to move the coconut shrimp downwind of my food that I brought. Yeah, I don't associate with those people anymore
She likely got really sick later too. You can’t just give someone meat if they’ve never had it before or if it’s been a long time. You have to introduce it slowly.
Your dad is clearly a stand - up guy, let me guess, " class clown?? " Or class cun*?? Who the fuc* does that and thinks it's " funny?? " Your dad is a selfish POS - that poor girl, I really hope she is ok, and no longer has anything to do with your cun* of a dad....
I don't understand why she couldn't taste the animal fat. Over the years ad years of being a vegetarian and, now vegan, the taste if animal fat makes me nauseous.
A little off topic butI have been vegitarian for quite a few years, and am wanting to go Vegan do you have any tips? thanks
Load More Replies...I’m not a vegan and never will be, but I believe in respecting others choices
We are obligate carnivores. We will shred anyone who does this!
I'm not vegan but I used to be a chef and you never ever mess with other people's food! It is the height of disrespect!
Yes you can. It's a potential side effect of Lyme disease - you can develop a reaction to eating meat.
Load More Replies...This didn't happen. She would have known and spit it out. But if it WERE true, that guy needs to be sat down and educated that he did the equivalent of feeding someone feces. Pretty sure he wouldn't do it again, but if he did, he would be need to be punched.
No. don't trick people pls. Just because they liked the taste doesn't make it ok
Just start respecting people's food choices. Animal proteins aren't that healthy anyhow. The liver cirrhosis hates it. Plant based protein is far better & more affordable. I eat soy beans everyday. Once in awhile as a treat I'll have a hamburger but it's not a lifestyle choice it's just for "fun."
"I gave my friend peanut butter mixed in his food. He said it tasted good. Then he died. He couldn't tell the difference I guess"
Can f**k with their health too. Make them really sick.
Remember all those annoying stories of vegans forcing their diet on others/their animals? This is the same but another way around. F**k this
No, not the same. A "carnivore" person eats plant products regularly. Therefore, a vegan meal does not forces you to eat something that you do not eat otherwise.
Load More Replies...Soybeanqueen is assuming all this hadn't been checked previously in casual conversation. She just wants to get triggered over something that probably didn't even happen. There's so many f**kwits that seem to be professional ranters, always WANTING to assume negative sh1t. Clearly bc some time seems to have passed, the vegan is fine. BTW I think the post is hilarious! 😅
I told ex bf's parents I don't eat fish. So they thought they would hide some in my food. I thought it was odd they giggled when I ate it and said it was nice. Luckily, I don't have anaphylaxis type allergy - but I'm not at all sorry my allergic response was to projectile vomit all over the dad. They were shocked I wouldn't apologise.
He's lucky he hasn't been sued! If she's not used to digest meat, she can be very, VERY ill.
I hate vegans, not all of them, only those who try to enforce their diet to others. They seem nice people now, compared to her dad.
I've been vegetarian/vegan for almost all of my life. I genuinely don't know what meat tastes like. Growing up I'd often have my mom try my food ordered from restaurants bc I couldn't tell if it was 'real' chicken/whatever, usually it wasn't meat but a few times it was.
Load More Replies...If someone told my friend that the food he was eating that he doesn’t eat normally was what he does eat normally they are in for a suprise. He survives off bread and maybe a few vegetables and sap because he randomly barfs stomach acid
The closest I've came to messing with someone's food is giving people decaf when they ask for caffeine. But never the other way around.
Disrespectful of rights which is NEVER FUNNY! ! JUST CRUEL!!! AND HATEFULL!!!
Oh Beyonce! You have NO sense of humour. LOOK! If God intended humans to be vegans, he wouldn't have made animals out of food. Fool!
Why do people have to label themselves because they eschew various foods? And then that's all they talk about the rest of their lives, becoming the most boring people to be around. Just live life to the fullest and eat what you want to/can eat. Nobody really cares.
Almost as bad as giving someone a vaccine who is anti-vax and saving their life.
Was anyone injected without their knowledge? No? So not at all similar
Load More Replies...Get a f****n grip! I can't till u vegans start dyeing ...iin the thousands
Flexing Dad's Money On Us Peasants
One doesn’t need to look too far to find acts of stupidity where common sense has taken a backseat. You can easily find facepalm-worthy moments of popular celebrities online. But it’s not just them; most of us, at some point have acted foolishly.
However, it’s ignorant people who don’t take time to pause and reflect. They often stick to their opinions, no matter how irrational they sound. These people are oblivious to their own shortcomings. Sometimes when they are presented with a chance to learn and grow, they find it difficult to break free from their usual habits.
Look At This Idiot
You're On The Internet, Which Is American
These are the people we complain about when complaining about the US, not the normal people living there. Maybe clarifying that can prevent a huge us vs Europe fight here.
Reasoning with such stubborn people can be quite frustrating. And some people deal with these hopeless instances by calling out stupid people online. Just like members of the r/facepalm group, who have been doing this since August 2009. In the last 15 years, they have amassed a community of more than 8 million people, who often share the most disappointing moments they have witnessed.
But what exactly is stupidity? It’s when our ability to learn and understand things gets messed up. Several prominent psychologists believe that cognitive limitations are the reason behind people’s foolish actions and irrational beliefs. Research highlights how human cognition and decision-making persistently cause these biases. Depending on the situation, people switch from quick, intuitive thinking to slow, logical thinking.
Daaaamn
Difficult to know though. BTW, I hope it was Soundwave, he's he most annoying transformer ever. ;)
Damn Son !!
Yep That Sound Right
Conservatives: don't send aide to other countries when it could be spent here at home. Bill for free school lunches pass. Conservatives: no not like that. *eye rolled to death*
Now, our brain’s frontal lobes are responsible for rational thinking. But it can be overridden by the amygdala, a small, almond-shaped structure that usually processes emotions, like fear and aggression. Neuroscientists noted that in emergencies requiring quick decision-making, slower, rational information processing is ignored by the brain.
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
Nuh uh, it's a TECH BRO subway! Like the tech bro that was excited about his start up lending physical media to people and everyone told him about libraries and he got so so sad.
Secular Government Be Damned
The devilish same sex mirage we’re all hallucinating is so offensive
Dork A** Losers
So, cognitive biases can help us understand some of the stupid decisions people make. For instance, people can be vulnerable to confirmation bias, where they tend to stick to information based on their existing beliefs. In such cases, they just ignore any evidence that contradicts them.
Imagine someone who strongly believes in a particular conspiracy theory. They will not think twice before dismissing any evidence or arguments that contradict their preconceived idea. This selective attention to available information can make them make nonsensical remarks.
Dear Lord...🤦
Lavern "Waste Of Oxygen" Spicer Failed The English Language... Again!
It's Lady Macbeth. She's asking the spirits to make her more ruthless and cruel, like a man rather than a woman.
Having A Functioning Circulatory System
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
Hi Is Gay
Threaten Us With A Good Time, Why Don't You?
A new study published in the Journal of the Royal Society Interface suggests that social media might be amplifying such stupidity. While constantly scrolling through our phones, we might encounter false or misleading information presented as fact. In such cases, we might make stupid comments due to our inaccurate knowledge.
Presumptuous
Never heard of that eamonn guy before, but he sounds like an a-hole
Can Anyone Explain This?
What A Loser
And he'd better finish cleaning that car or he'll get fired . And, pick up that trash!
Before making any remarks, we should try and educate ourselves about the topic. This spares us the embarrassment of sounding foolish and helps us make a more thoughtful and informed choice. We should acknowledge our ignorance to confront the pitfalls of stupidity. Questioning our assumptions is a great way to have a more grounded perspective on life.
Yeah… Seems Like She Forgot What She Voted For
It would be not tragic at all if MTG and Lauren Bobo reenacted the end of Thelma & Louise together.
Murica
She Doesn't Know What's Coming
The awakening she will have once the moment arrives 😂 pls don't ruin the little one's too
Self-awareness helps us gain deeper insights into our behavior. We can also try learning from our past experiences. Consider a scenario where someone made a foolish comment on Insta. People online called them out and corrected them. After this experience, the person might develop a habit of verifying facts before posting them.
Did any of these posts make you want to facepalm? What is the most stupid, ignorant thing you’ve read online recently? Don’t forget to share your experiences below.
A Medical Emergency Trumps Your Take Out Order
Checkmate!
Idk What To Say Lol
Really Crazy
I Hope This Poor Lady Is Having Better S*x Now
They light a candle. When it has burned through a rope, an egg is released down a ramp landing in a frying pan until a hungry tortoise starts heading toward it and pulls the trigger causing a watertap to open and fill a bathtub with rubber ducks in it. When the first duck hits the floor, they're done.
🤦
It's Almost Like... We Respect Your Denial???
So, they're listening to you and reacting appropriately. Be pleased by this.
Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most
"What a beautiful blood you have" is a sentence only a vampire woulda say 🤔
I Have No Words
Europe Sucks
It's true, I live in Europe and we don't even have the internet. Not even computers and laptops. We communicate by sending pigeons. In fact I'm writing this comment using one.
Ancestry Dna
And I Thought Female Musicians In The West Had It Bad
The pressure put on some k-pop stars to be perfect is insane. She actually had to issue an apology for being in a relationship. I think they have since ended the relationship due to the backlash. Is she meant to remain single for the rest of her life so that deluded fans can continue to fantasise about her being their girlfriend?
Straight Up Racism
I have an arabic name but when looking for place to rent we used my wife name and how weird but it was more effective ^^
Just Eat The Damn Food
He’s Just… Being A Good Dad?
🤦 JUST LET HIM RAISE HIS DAMN KIDS- he's doing a great job bro shut it
"Being American Requires Conformity"
Alpha Male Boot Camp
China Figures Out How To Farm Caviar, But At What Cost?
Is It Creepy To Be A Good Dad?
Eh... This is not sexual. If you see something improper here, you are the problem.
Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone
This Is A No-Quit Restaurant
A Truer Facepalm Is Not Possible
The past couple of months there's a lot of dust coming from the Sahara desert to the south of Europe. I wear a mask because I don't want to breathe that. Some people look at me funny but I don't care.
Imagine Taking A Picture Of This Thinking The Note Writer Is Unreasonable
Liking Women Is Gay
As a woman who mostly likes women yes that does make me gay.. And I guess it's gay to be vaccinated according to the op?? If so then I'm HELLA gay
Caitlyn Jenner Strikes Again
Trans Day of visibility started in 2009. Biden wasn't president in 2009.
Racism Be Like
I think I've lost brain cells. C'mon I don't got too many left!
*hands brain cell regeneration juice* “ this good?”
Load More Replies...Oh by the way, according to someone I know, some period tracking apps can detect if you had an abortion and potentially send it to the government.
I think I've lost brain cells. C'mon I don't got too many left!
*hands brain cell regeneration juice* “ this good?”
Load More Replies...Oh by the way, according to someone I know, some period tracking apps can detect if you had an abortion and potentially send it to the government.