I think 5 leaves of cabbage is being a bit generous.

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Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

Unexpected but welcome side effects.

He didn't read all his own books though.

These are the people we complain about when complaining about the US, not the normal people living there. Maybe clarifying that can prevent a huge us vs Europe fight here.

Difficult to know though. BTW, I hope it was Soundwave, he's he most annoying transformer ever. ;)

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Conservatives: don't send aide to other countries when it could be spent here at home. Bill for free school lunches pass. Conservatives: no not like that. *eye rolled to death*

Nuh uh, it's a TECH BRO subway! Like the tech bro that was excited about his start up lending physical media to people and everyone told him about libraries and he got so so sad.

The devilish same sex mirage we’re all hallucinating is so offensive

So men of the west fight, sacrifice and die for... big titty lady out of clay? Okay...

I’d ban Ben Shapiro from the internet forever

It's Lady Macbeth. She's asking the spirits to make her more ruthless and cruel, like a man rather than a woman.

This is the kinda guy that prefers AI girls to real women

I.. huh. I mean. wow.

Hi!

Huh? What's wrong with beginning a statement with "hi"? I don't get it.

Hi. I spent the weekend with my son, repairing field fences, fixing the excavator, cooking, playing music, cleaning, etc. Didn't really have time to post about it. Don't really care if people think I'm gay or straight.

Hi

Hi, I am Awesome

Saying hi is gay now? What did I miss?

WTF is wrong with her??

The irony of the alpha-bro-hyper-masculinity set's weak-kneed sensitivity to being triggered says so much about the validity of their perspective. Real men, real dads, don't care what any passing bozo thinks about their sexuality... they have better things to take care of.

Hi, I'm married, and therefore someone's husband. Am I gayer now? I don't feel any different. I want, nay, DEMAND a refund!

Saying Hi is gay now? man, I cannot keep up with the b******t.

My ex-husband (6'8", 265#, ex-biker) frequently prefaced public statements with "Hi." Oddly, no one EVER said, "Man, that's SO gay!" to him.

Hi! Megha, please f*** yourself and stop tweeting toxoc sh*t.

WHAT?!?

OK, how bout "I'm Hi" 🙂

You go, Ben.

Since when?

We should hold a pay-per-view event where, all year long, people find the craziest, wildest people who believe and say hateful things and we nominate them for the worst of the worst award. And we gather the top 20 winners together once a year-make a big event out of it like Eurovision or the Superbowl- and vote to kill them in really crazy ways. We could have suggestion lotteries and the people who's suggestions we choose would win prizes like on a game show. We could throw one into a den of hungry bears. Give them a bible because their prayers should save them. Or we can test out one of Elon's rockets and shoot them into the abyss of space. Then we charge 25 bucks to watch it and pay down our national debt. Use the rest to pay for free health care and supplement a 3 day workweek and literally improve life in every single way for everyone else.

Hi! I like women. lol 😂

She goes to a party with her husband, he greets the host, she gets a divorce because he must be gay...

I don't even get that sentence... How can people be so st*pid so effortlessly..

Does that mean I have to say 'Hello!' since I'm not a man, or is that lesbian?

There's a reason he has 8 kids.... 😄