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The internet is a fascinating place. Some days, you come across wholesome content that fills your heart with joy, other times you stumble upon something that makes you scratch your head in confusion, like those seemingly idiotic statements that defy logic. These cringe-worthy ideas make you wonder: are we all seeing the same world, or are there some truly peculiar people out there? Below, you’ll find some infuriating posts from the Facepalm internet group. And as the name suggests, they gather moments where people make ignorant comments, leaving you wanting to facepalm. Be sure to upvote the posts you think are amusing and let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

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Dumbest Tweet Ever

Dumbest Tweet Ever

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Don't Mess With People's Food

Don't Mess With People's Food

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Flexing Dad's Money On Us Peasants

Flexing Dad's Money On Us Peasants

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

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One doesn’t need to look too far to find acts of stupidity where common sense has taken a backseat. You can easily find facepalm-worthy moments of popular celebrities online. But it’s not just them; most of us, at some point have acted foolishly.

However, it’s ignorant people who don’t take time to pause and reflect. They often stick to their opinions, no matter how irrational they sound. These people are oblivious to their own shortcomings. Sometimes when they are presented with a chance to learn and grow, they find it difficult to break free from their usual habits.

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Look At This Idiot

Look At This Idiot

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You're On The Internet, Which Is American

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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BoredPossum
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the people we complain about when complaining about the US, not the normal people living there. Maybe clarifying that can prevent a huge us vs Europe fight here.

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Reasoning with such stubborn people can be quite frustrating. And some people deal with these hopeless instances by calling out stupid people online. Just like members of the r/facepalm group, who have been doing this since August 2009. In the last 15 years, they have amassed a community of more than 8 million people, who often share the most disappointing moments they have witnessed.

But what exactly is stupidity? It’s when our ability to learn and understand things gets messed up. Several prominent psychologists believe that cognitive limitations are the reason behind people’s foolish actions and irrational beliefs. Research highlights how human cognition and decision-making persistently cause these biases. Depending on the situation, people switch from quick, intuitive thinking to slow, logical thinking.

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Daaaamn

Daaaamn

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Difficult to know though. BTW, I hope it was Soundwave, he's he most annoying transformer ever. ;)

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#9

Yep That Sound Right

Yep That Sound Right

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Conservatives: don't send aide to other countries when it could be spent here at home. Bill for free school lunches pass. Conservatives: no not like that. *eye rolled to death*

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Now, our brain’s frontal lobes are responsible for rational thinking. But it can be overridden by the amygdala, a small, almond-shaped structure that usually processes emotions, like fear and aggression. Neuroscientists noted that in emergencies requiring quick decision-making, slower, rational information processing is ignored by the brain.

#10

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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Little Wonder
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nuh uh, it's a TECH BRO subway! Like the tech bro that was excited about his start up lending physical media to people and everyone told him about libraries and he got so so sad.

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#11

Secular Government Be Damned

Secular Government Be Damned

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The devilish same sex mirage we’re all hallucinating is so offensive

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Dork A** Losers

Dork A** Losers

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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So men of the west fight, sacrifice and die for... big titty lady out of clay? Okay...

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So, cognitive biases can help us understand some of the stupid decisions people make. For instance, people can be vulnerable to confirmation bias, where they tend to stick to information based on their existing beliefs. In such cases, they just ignore any evidence that contradicts them.

Imagine someone who strongly believes in a particular conspiracy theory. They will not think twice before dismissing any evidence or arguments that contradict their preconceived idea. This selective attention to available information can make them make nonsensical remarks.

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Dear Lord...🤦

Dear Lord...🤦

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

50 million net worth and no proof he's able to use whatever it took to gain it.

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Lavern "Waste Of Oxygen" Spicer Failed The English Language... Again!

Lavern "Waste Of Oxygen" Spicer Failed The English Language... Again!

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Touché. Methinks thou dost protest f'kin....... not enough!

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Having A Functioning Circulatory System

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A new study published in the Journal of the Royal Society Interface suggests that social media might be amplifying such stupidity. While constantly scrolling through our phones, we might encounter false or misleading information presented as fact. In such cases, we might make stupid comments due to our inaccurate knowledge.

#20

Can Anyone Explain This?

Can Anyone Explain This?

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#21

What A Loser

What A Loser

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And he'd better finish cleaning that car or he'll get fired . And, pick up that trash!

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Before making any remarks, we should try and educate ourselves about the topic. This spares us the embarrassment of sounding foolish and helps us make a more thoughtful and informed choice. We should acknowledge our ignorance to confront the pitfalls of stupidity. Questioning our assumptions is a great way to have a more grounded perspective on life.

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Yeah… Seems Like She Forgot What She Voted For

Yeah… Seems Like She Forgot What She Voted For

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BMXemplary
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would take a million dollars a month to reverse whatever psychopathy invaded this woman's mind as a child.

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#24

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

She Doesn't Know What's Coming

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The awakening she will have once the moment arrives 😂 pls don't ruin the little one's too

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Self-awareness helps us gain deeper insights into our behavior. We can also try learning from our past experiences. Consider a scenario where someone made a foolish comment on Insta. People online called them out and corrected them. After this experience, the person might develop a habit of verifying facts before posting them.

Did any of these posts make you want to facepalm? What is the most stupid, ignorant thing you’ve read online recently? Don’t forget to share your experiences below.

#25

A Medical Emergency Trumps Your Take Out Order

A Medical Emergency Trumps Your Take Out Order

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Jason
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Running a small business I have gotten some situations like this. People are crazy entitled. I rarely respond unless it's over the top.

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I Hope This Poor Lady Is Having Better S*x Now

I Hope This Poor Lady Is Having Better S*x Now

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They light a candle. When it has burned through a rope, an egg is released down a ramp landing in a frying pan until a hungry tortoise starts heading toward it and pulls the trigger causing a watertap to open and fill a bathtub with rubber ducks in it. When the first duck hits the floor, they're done.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did he go and turn down your thermostat? Or turn it up? Asking for a friend. Someone once said to me as I was fixing a neighbours car as a favour because the guy was suffering from emphysema, "Do you honestly want to spend the rest of your life doing that kind of ẞhitty work?" What, you mean like helping people who can't help themselves? I hope that aßhole got bugger-all out of life!!!!

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It's Almost Like... We Respect Your Denial???

It's Almost Like... We Respect Your Denial???

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, they're listening to you and reacting appropriately. Be pleased by this.

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#32

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What a beautiful blood you have" is a sentence only a vampire woulda say 🤔

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I Have No Words

I Have No Words

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Giovanni
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not exactly a role model, too little damage to call it immoral, definitely not an idiot.

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#34

Europe Sucks

Europe Sucks

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troufaki13
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's true, I live in Europe and we don't even have the internet. Not even computers and laptops. We communicate by sending pigeons. In fact I'm writing this comment using one.

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And I Thought Female Musicians In The West Had It Bad

And I Thought Female Musicians In The West Had It Bad

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Emma S
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pressure put on some k-pop stars to be perfect is insane. She actually had to issue an apology for being in a relationship. I think they have since ended the relationship due to the backlash. Is she meant to remain single for the rest of her life so that deluded fans can continue to fantasise about her being their girlfriend?

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Straight Up Racism

Straight Up Racism

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Jack Burton
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have an arabic name but when looking for place to rent we used my wife name and how weird but it was more effective ^^

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Just Eat The Damn Food

Just Eat The Damn Food

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CG
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta upvote you for that comment. I gotta use that comment at some point, lol.

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xolitaire
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to know how they knew the waiter was atheist. Is it like a Gaydar? Does it ping "THIS PERSON DOESNT LOVE JESUS AAAAH"?

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Spidercat
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And religious people need to be taught that religion is essentially a delusional placebo to account for the general mass panic about death... "We're all gonna die! Quick, put on a silly hat and speak to the sky."

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MurderAndBooks
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NOT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE THIS I REPEAT NOT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE THIS and on behalf of the majority of the Christian community that believes in love and respect, I am so sorry.

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Andi
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We know - but can you please try shut the 'soggy bag of twats' up ... we'll help, and then help you build a temple -- atheism is not based on hate or mockery - and we have to find our moral balance and mostly end up with the basic morality of most religions without the ecumenical shadow. but we still judge good and evil and stand by those who are kind. Or you can can go moral free and become a screaming sociopath too, people hay!?!

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LB
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently have learned about rage-baiting and I am not sure if people are serious half the time now.

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Jason
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they go up to everyone they meet in life and as an opener ask what religion they are. Would fit the obnoxiousness of the ops post

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Hex Gurls
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what happened to “they will know we are christians by our love”?

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Wren
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah that's what I want to know... or, ya know, for the Christians here, isn't literally in the 10 commandments to love others as you love yourself? And that statement doesn't discriminate?

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Syrah
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do they know thy are being served by an atheist??????

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a few religious neighbors who have asked me "Are you Christian?" (I'm not, but I certainly don't tell them that, lol. I don't feel like getting preached at for several hours.) So, there ARE people out there who will just straight-up ask everyone they meet "Do you believe in Jesus Christ?" or "Are you a Christian?"

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Janet Martinez
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an atheist... One: that is an a$$h0le move, two: so what? Sure atheism isn't a religion, but you shouldn't do that to someone because of their harmless beliefs. These are the kind of people who think atheism equals Satanism, which is far from it 😒

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Surenu
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel reminded of that twitter exchange where the Church of Satan clarified that the proper name for the group of people who believe in a literal satan is Christians

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HTakeover
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, I remember that passage. "And lo Jesus falsely said to the unbelievers, 'This nourishment be not what I spake to thee.' and insisted upon another. Then, having spoke falsehoods, Jesus consumed the offering. Upon the completion, Jesus and friends proclaimed 'It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. Thus I depriveth thou of coin lest thee succumb to greed.' Then Jesus stood, spake 'Neener, neener!' and ran out."

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MurderAndBooks
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha as a Christian I love this. I also really like the Bible passage where Jesus says "anyone who does not immediately mention me upon meeting you is an a*****e and deserves to be fired. also gay people suck" /s

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Ripley
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You shall not steal" is one of the 10 commandments. This is 100% theft.

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Bernd Herbert
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this the superior Chriatian morality I'm hearing so much about?

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kate_the_great
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

please don't judge all christians like this! some christians are absolute a******s that only give a sh*t about what they think the bible says. as a 14-year old christian, even i know this is dehumanizing and absolutely horrible, and people like these are the reasons many people don't like christianity. i think whoever posted this will burn in heII and i wish them pain :)

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Rafael
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, let's fire the heathen and hire someone like that nice customer that skipped the bill!

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Dirk Daring
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Things that never happen: "Hello, I'm John, I'm an atheist, and I'll be your waiter today."

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, but I've had people ask me if I'm Christian/if I believe in Jesus Christ. Sometimes those people were strangers. So, I absolutely believe, in this case, that OP probably asked their waiter if they believed in Big Sky Daddy and his son, and the waiter was honest and said no. I long ago learned to lie to Christians when they ask me if I believe in Big Sky Daddy (I'm not even an atheist, I'm just non-religious) because they apparently feel a strong need to save my "soul" if I tell them I'm NOT Christian.

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Whoopdeedoo
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to say that not all Christians are like this, as I am one, but this trumps everything I've ever seen or heard or said

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Doofnuts
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like a member of Westboro Baptist Church. Buncha Bozos'.

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roddy
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Regarding the 'how did OP know the waiter was an atheist?' query, I suspect OP started his interaction with the question "Have you been saved by Jesus?" Or some such intrusive opener. To which the waiter replied honestly, having more morality and self respect than the average religious enthusiast.

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Mr. Jones
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How the f**k do you know your waiter's religious preference? And you're a d**k.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh they know. Just like they know a dark-skinned person is illegal. That is their superpower. /s just in case.

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Charity Angel
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lack of a crucifix, and failing to utter the phrase "praise Jesus" liberally into every conversation, obviously (/s)

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Marianne
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really really hope that this is not real. Please be a troll.

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StumblingThroughLife
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't normally judge people's beliefs, but maaan, I'm making an exception. People like this remind me of the mass number of religious wars mankind has suffered because of intolerance of different beliefs. (BTW: Atheists don't feel the need of a God in their lives to have a moral compass). What an AH!

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StumblingThroughLife
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, how did the POS know the waiter was an Atheist? I can't imagine him/her stating "Good evening, I'm (name) and I'm an Atheist, what can I get you?" We don't do that s**t, lol.

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Kalikima
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did she even know he was atheist? Did he walk up to the table and say "hello, my name is Josh, I don't believe in God, would you like to start with a drink?" I mean, wtf?

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Charles Randall
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of us are normal. However, we are the very few of the Christians.The other 90% is like this…

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lex (they/them)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone pass me a microscope? I can't seem to find the logic in this.

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Merlin Oddog
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they're going to end up where they think they're going to end up.

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Bewarethere@gmail.com
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ur just a great Christian aren't u. I wonder what ur precious Jesus wud say. May all Christians die in their own in their hypocrisy

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Terry Rex
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't serve you anything buddy boy. And I am a Christian.

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Cat_Whisperer
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless the waiter was wearing a shirt that said “Who’s god?” I don’t know how she (I assume, but this person is dripping with Karen-energy) would know the waiter was an atheist. I can only assume that the waiter had some kind of piercing or even a visible tattoo and it was assumed that they were an atheist. Or, perhaps, their ethnicity or name implied they were anything other than Christian…and, if you aren’t a Christian then you must be an atheist. Or, as someone else replied, the OP was using “atheist” as a euphemism for some other slur (either racial or homophobic).

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Uncle Schmickle
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wot ? Is this for real ? No one of whatever religion they belonged to would do this to a hard working person who is just trying to make a living.

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okpkpkp
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am an unemployed atheist. but I am also 70 years old and retired. I get to sleep in. Still an atheist, tho.

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Sylvi Ann Børsheim
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Christian, but why would I ask, or care, what my waiter believes,or don't believe in?! I'm here for the food.

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how exactly did you know the server was an Athiest? Because unlike the hypocritical Christians, we don't try to shove our beliefs down your throat.

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Jaybird3939
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is so much weird shite going on in this. How does he know they're an Atheist? Chicken livers instead of steak? That's a pretty strange mistake. His power move was skipping out on a bill to show the owners they shouldn't hire Atheists? Claims to be religious, but broke at least 3 Commandments. He just needs to get behind bars!

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David Hampson
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about thou should not steal and thou shalt not bear false witness? It should be OK for establishments to ban fake Christians.

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Mary Dodd
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How on earth would he/she know the server is an atheist?

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Jane Draznin
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the record, this guy is not a TRUE Christian. Man, that's just mean brooo

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JP Purves
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did they know the server was an atheist? It's not something you automatically ask in a restaurant.

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Mattie
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When that person dies, they will proudly come to the gates of Heaven and tell the bouncer: "I oppressed the people who didn't share my opinions, now roll out the red carpet for me". God will slap Their own forehead while muttering: "But my instructions were so simple..."

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Alpacas_Are_Life
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know atheists that are much better people than many self-proclaimed Christians that I know.

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Baali Venomax
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a weirdo. What does your faith or lack thereof have to do with your skills as a waiter and also, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

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Sven Horlemann
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A liar, a bully and bigot - in short: The model Christian? Congrats, and see you in hell.

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WA2DK
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do I do if my waiter is atheist? Exactly what I'd do if they were Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Catholic, Mormon, Jehova, etc - I place my order, eat my food and don't even entertain the thought of being an a$$hole for something that's none of my business, because that's how any normal person would behave.

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Lyn Moffett
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just noticed this person didn’t have the courage to put their face on the complaint

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Lyn Moffett
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ignorant fool. Hopefully the restaurant sees this and bans him for life then passes word to other establishments

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Tony Filer
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not an atheist - if I was then I would be denying God's existence - therefore rendering me unable of saying that he was a twot for allowing his son to shag that Mary prozzie - enabling someone like the restaurant poster to eventually exist!

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Andy Kane
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just because someone has different beliefs than yours doesn't mean they shouldn't be able to find work. Did this Atheist do or say anything negative to your beliefs while you were there, maybe interfere with you saying grace or something? If not how did you know in the first place he was an atheist?

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Leslie Holland
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Where was the "Treat thy neighbor as thyself"? Some Christians are just fools who deny Christ by their actions. Let Jesus judge the nonbelievers then, they have enough problems without you making other Christians look bad.

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Casey Payne
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did that even come up in conversation? Can't even keep your prejudice in check for a single meal and have to antagonize the people that handles your food. You're a moron and a bigot.

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alex_with_adhd
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if this person is American, then they just violated the constitution. LITERALLY ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS IS FREEDOM OF RELIGION

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Tina Harnish
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And how do you know someone is an atheist? Your opinion? And you think you're being God-like by screwing over a restaurant and dictating whom they should hire? Don't ever dine out again. The atheists might decide to spit in your food.

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Cherry Lane
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like you act like a d*ck because you are riding on a high horse of religion?

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megasmacky
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The half dozen or so actual, true Christians left in the world should be horrified by this.

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Kat Hoth
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With Christians like her, it's no wonder people are leaving the church in droves.

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Lena Flising
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did you know the waiter was atheist? As he was working, it would have been unprofessional to push any belief system onto customers.

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lwolf1952
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anyone with an ounce of sense believe this tall tale?

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geezeronthehill
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was the waiter wearing his atheist badge? Bad mistake on his part. I hide my atheist badge in public to avoid this kind of conflict.

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Robin DJW
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone asks me if I am a Christian, I reply that no REAL Christian would ask anyone that question. Anyone asks me what my religion is, I reply that it is the one I have chosen and I am happy with it.

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sleepybear
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people treat waiters like they're a different species sometimes.

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Bettye McKee
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When did God appoint you Supreme Judge and jury? You must lead a miserable life.

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andrew hall
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This idiot's name and pic should be uncensored so everyone can see the scum of the Earth and avoid it.

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Cassie
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Firstly, why do even know your waiter's religious preferences? Secondly, have you even read the parable of the Good Samaritan? Thirdly, how about "thou shalt not steal"? Fourthly, how about "do unto others as you would would have them do unto you"? I could go on...

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Deborah B
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you lied, stole, and bore false witness. And you seem to think that makes you righteous. Must be a christian.

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Miki
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3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do this person know about waiter believes?

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CatWoman1014
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you know your server is atheist? Do Christians now go around asking everyone they encounter what God they believe in? What a weird practice

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some do. I live in a pretty conservative town and most of my nearby neighbors are Christian and have straight-up asked me, to my face, in casual conversation, if I believe in Jesus Christ. I lie and say that I do, because otherwise I'll get preached at. Also, I live in immoral sin with my boyfriend (we're not married) and he's not even the same RACE as me! XD (Yeah, I've gotten preach-lectured about THAT before as well...)

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the sixthgirl
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Darn, I knew I shouldn't have had 666 tattooed on my forehead the day I renounced religion.

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David
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ME - thinking of the many, many times I have been served food over the decades and trying to remember if even one time I knew the religious beliefs of my server. If this post is real, this person has to be asking them point blank questions about their religious beliefs.

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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um what? He actually asked if the waiter is an Atheist? Hmm...

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Learner Panda
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am curious as to how the OP would know the server was an atheist?

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Violet Radar
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Thou shalt not steal...except from an establishment where a perceived atheist is employed, even though you're not actually stealing from the perceived atheist." "Thou shalt not kill...except..."

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KDS
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Religion is nothing more than a tool to control the masses.

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Binky Melnik
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m curious: How is a customer sposta know the religious beliefs or lack thereof of their waiters? Are they going to restaurants where people wear pins or t-shirts with their beliefs or lack there of on ‘em? If I were to go somewhere and someone asks me about my beliefs, I’d tell ‘em to eff off.

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had people ask me if I'm Christian/if I believe in Jesus Christ. I don't, but I learned to lie and say that I do, because otherwise the person asking will get on their soapbox and try to "save" me. If it's a stranger, I don't mind telling them to cheese off, but some of my neighbors are very religious and it's just best to keep the peace and let them think I believe in Big Sky Daddy too.

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Kennedy Stevens
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol Christian's are supposed to love one another. What the hell dude

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Show Thyself
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And... if the waiter is [enter preferred religion] ? What would they have done in that case?

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Patsy Robins
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How . . . how do you even know they’re an atheist? Do you randomly quiz all your service providers about their religious beliefs? That is beyond bizarre!

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roddy
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been quizzed in public more than once about my religious beliefs or lack of them. OP sounds like just the type to do this.

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KatSaidWhat
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the kind of people who don't deserve to have their anonymity.

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Lew k
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet Christians insist we’re the problem and the ones who want to force our beliefs (or lack of) on others?

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Cuseami Jpa
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did this actually happen? How did this person even know the server was am atheist. Some people post things like this for attention. Oh and why not be a 'good Christian' and break the law.

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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you know your waiter's religion (or lack thereof) ? Do you ask? It's none of your business. Did you know beforehand? That's harassment. It sounds more like you're a doúchebag who didn't want to pay for your meal.

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Lee Short
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since when do customers enquire your religious beliefs in restaurants?

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, you sweet summer child. I worked at a GROCERY STORE during the pandemic and had customers ask me if I believed in Jesus Christ/if I'd been saved XD Christians (the obnoxious species of them, that is) WILL ask everyone their beliefs because they believe it is their duty to convert the nonbelievers.

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onyx
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess I’m not allowed to work at a restaurant, huh? 🤷🏽

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Isabel Galvez
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there any way to contact this person and tell her directly what a horrible human being she is?

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Andrew Keir
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Establishments may also be learning that it's not OK to allow some people in, at all ...

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Donkey boi
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, you show them your good Christian ways! With your deceit, deception, theft, and malice!

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Hphizzle
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of small town, backwoods, gossipy place is this that you know the private details of your servers life? I hope all these restaurants ban you for your behavior.

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BoredPossum
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there still space left on Uranus? This guy needs to be relocated.

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Westy
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another item on the list of Things That Didn't Happen.

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WTAF??? I think this shiit happens only in America. The land of the not free.

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