I think 5 leaves of cabbage is being a bit generous.

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Pretty pathetic trying to flex you 'brought' your own house at nineteen...and the receipts show you didn't!

Unexpected but welcome side effects.

He didn't read all his own books though.

These are the people we complain about when complaining about the US, not the normal people living there. Maybe clarifying that can prevent a huge us vs Europe fight here.

Difficult to know though. BTW, I hope it was Soundwave, he's he most annoying transformer ever. ;)

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Conservatives: don't send aide to other countries when it could be spent here at home. Bill for free school lunches pass. Conservatives: no not like that. *eye rolled to death*

Nuh uh, it's a TECH BRO subway! Like the tech bro that was excited about his start up lending physical media to people and everyone told him about libraries and he got so so sad.

The devilish same sex mirage we’re all hallucinating is so offensive

So men of the west fight, sacrifice and die for... big titty lady out of clay? Okay...

50 million net worth and no proof he's able to use whatever it took to gain it.

Touché. Methinks thou dost protest f'kin....... not enough!

This is the kinda guy that prefers AI girls to real women

I.. huh. I mean. wow.

Hi!

Works for me!

Never heard of that eamonn guy before, but he sounds like an a-hole

Oh, that's easy. There is no justice in the justice system.

And he'd better finish cleaning that car or he'll get fired . And, pick up that trash!

It would take a million dollars a month to reverse whatever psychopathy invaded this woman's mind as a child.

Abortion inducing d***s???!!!

The awakening she will have once the moment arrives 😂 pls don't ruin the little one's too

Running a small business I have gotten some situations like this. People are crazy entitled. I rarely respond unless it's over the top.

And in the future, we'll be here without you.

THERE IS SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS

I hope Ben Shapiro farts himself into space.

They light a candle. When it has burned through a rope, an egg is released down a ramp landing in a frying pan until a hungry tortoise starts heading toward it and pulls the trigger causing a watertap to open and fill a bathtub with rubber ducks in it. When the first duck hits the floor, they're done.

Did he go and turn down your thermostat? Or turn it up? Asking for a friend. Someone once said to me as I was fixing a neighbours car as a favour because the guy was suffering from emphysema, "Do you honestly want to spend the rest of your life doing that kind of ẞhitty work?" What, you mean like helping people who can't help themselves? I hope that aßhole got bugger-all out of life!!!!

So, they're listening to you and reacting appropriately. Be pleased by this.

"What a beautiful blood you have" is a sentence only a vampire woulda say 🤔

Not exactly a role model, too little damage to call it immoral, definitely not an idiot.

It's true, I live in Europe and we don't even have the internet. Not even computers and laptops. We communicate by sending pigeons. In fact I'm writing this comment using one.

I guarantee this person is 100% American.

The pressure put on some k-pop stars to be perfect is insane. She actually had to issue an apology for being in a relationship. I think they have since ended the relationship due to the backlash. Is she meant to remain single for the rest of her life so that deluded fans can continue to fantasise about her being their girlfriend?

I have an arabic name but when looking for place to rent we used my wife name and how weird but it was more effective ^^

How very Christian of you, you soggy bag of twats.

🤦 JUST LET HIM RAISE HIS DAMN KIDS- he's doing a great job bro shut it

Do you think any of 'em would say that to his face?

This is the most masculine pic of him ever. Who can't feel manly in a wig and makeup might as well change gender to earthworm.

I will stop now, this post is giving me a headache.

This is the most masculine picture I've ever seen. A true man wouldn't be insecure about playing with his daughter and if you gotta put on a wig and makeup man up and do it.

Yeah Lord forbid my kids grow up as weak and gay as ... The Rock!?! What's my next worry, growing old without sickness? Earning so much I have to pay a lot of taxes?

Such fragile masculinity!

Can attest to stuff like this, I wore a dress at comic con as my daughter asked me to go as a certain character (bear in mind i take my lad to football a lot). the amount of hassle i got from guys online and in person was mental. Strangely the women thought it was amazing and apparently very 'sexy' I was so confident in it (ie i didn't care). got more attention as an old balding man in a dress than i ever did dressed up to the nines in my twenties lol

To be fair, it looks like she beat him into it, with his bloody lip and swollen eye

His kids will remember him being a fun Dad; not some jerk with mixed up gender roles. They're HIS kids! Nobody else's business!!

It’s called being a dad and having fun with your children you ignoramus

He's quite possibly the most masculine man, and he's what, playing with his children? Like a normal, kind and good father?

I smell fragile masculinity...

Dads get roped into playing "beauty salons" all the time.

he's such a good dude, i adore him

didn't community notes call this post out for being fake?