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At first, I thought a human fighter was a character that fights humans.

Haha

Well, I'm no dragon expert, but probably dark roasted 🔥

Not to mention how annoying holidays will be after the over-powered dragon inevitably trounces everyone.

"Also, would you mind dying quickly? I've got to be up early for work tomorrow."

Showing up to battle without the proper attire is just rude.

When you cancel at the last minute a good GM be like

I mean, the dragon has a point.

Typical power gamer. Interrupting my villains monologue

"Do not offend a dragon's sense of self, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!"

If you have enough gold to sleep on it, you've probably got enough to pay everyone around you to tell the world that you're really a dragon.

That non-fire-breathing maw still boasts some pretty massive teeth.

Corrupting spells mean you have to pay double extra for Nutella.

We’ll what was the friend check results?

He can't even use the excuse that the virgo is going to be cleaning his room.

The komodo dragon in ear shot: I'll get my brother after you!

Look, this is why you don't ask rude personal questions, dragon