Me every time I hear a yankee bitchin about how bad they hate livin in North Carolina. Ain't no body holdin you hostage my dude.

Bwahaha you drew Donald Trump's brain

This must be what my brain looks like seeing as how I have so many irrational fears of snakes. I turn on the light in the bathroom at night to check and make sure there isn't on in the toilet kinda fears.

That's a small step for Einstein, a large math problem for me.

When you suck at life so bad even your brain cells be tryin to escape.

When your brain finally wakes up after starring at a problem for half an hour.

I'm convinced most rats and mice are smarter than the average human.

Me on Bored Panda, circa 11 pm