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I Built My Own Boyfriend!
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I Built My Own Boyfriend!

Sick and tired of meeting men in bars and online and them just not being up to scratch?? Same here…

The realization is that you need to be tactical in your hunt for a partner. With some time and effort I found the perfect way to build a boyfriend by looking in the right places in London!

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    Build a Boyfriend, here’s how…

    Over half of London’s population is single!

    London is brimming with eligible bachelors. Over a third have degrees and over three quarters are employed!

    Head to Islington to meet them…

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    With nearly 60% of the population of London being single most hang out in Islington. A young, hip and trendy area known for arts and nightlife.

    Want an inheritance? You are out of luck

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    Looking to marry an oldie and gain from an inheritance then you are out of luck. Life expectancy is long in London and the most eligible bachelors are set to live to 85+. Long live romance!

    Need some Intellectual Conversation?

    If you need a man you can take to dinner parties and can discuss the latest literacy successes then try the inner city. Nearly 70% of resident in the City of London partake in further education!

    Going to the chapel?

    If marriage is on your mind then try Westminster. Statistics suggest that the area held the most marriages in London. Weddings are great places to find partners!

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    Gina Hutchings

    Gina Hutchings

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    Writer, blogger, musketeer.. I mean marketeer

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    Gina Hutchings

    Gina Hutchings

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    Writer, blogger, musketeer.. I mean marketeer

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    QuentinLafaye
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little "psycho" O:-) , but the illustration are really good, and the datas quite impressive ! Nice work :D

    QuentinLafaye
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little "psycho" O:-) , but the illustration are really good, and the datas quite impressive ! Nice work :D

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