Wreck the tree and blame the doggy. Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Light the light, not the rat! Light the light, not the rat!

Poor cat, they should sue for unsafe tree securing.

Day three of living in the fake tree with warm lights, I think the humans suspect I am not a bauble but can't yet confirm this.

Can we also now have the 'wintertime Shrek'?

he does seem like a jolly good fellow

Love this :)

would have prefered it to say "decided it's better for both of us if we don't attend any of OUR christmas parties". heh heh

He didn't hate Christmas, he just hated people, which is fair.

see: current wallet trend

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Think there's a lotta folks just putting on a big pretending face this Christmas.

I strongly relate to this. Since week before Thanksgiving, I've lost two beloved pets, my f**king car bit the dust (transmission) and my 2nd extensive shoulder surgery is coming up. I haven't been able to work due to 1st shoulder's recovery. So for Christmas, I'm broke, rideless, and without my two furbabies

Isn't that the one who flipped the finger to Trump and got fired, but then elected Senator because everyone thought that was cool?

Santa Paws was here

Yes I would. Grandma got run over by a reindeer after all.

Shout out to the mums buying themselves the best present ever and wrapping it up and putting it under the tree and being so happy on Christmas for what Santa brought them

It's important to invite friends.

🎶the horse is a corpse, of course of course 🎶

Soggy sprout

They have the Gregorian calendar in Rivendell?

I think you've lost enough weight this year

Ah, yes. Melanomas.

Still looks like a disaster waiting to happen when all the fishing line and ornaments get tangled up and pulled down.

You were lucky to ave a barn

It would be a shame if omeone were to hit an ice patch...

...bedtime is when the big hand is on the little hand.

One two three four

This one made me crack up

The whos down in whoville have applied for an AVO

I’d want one of those.

Would love that so much

I never thought about it that way😱

Nobody said not to shop for yourself. Go ahead and buy all that s**t you love

I hav gone off "It's a Wonderful Life" since I realized that old man Potter is - literally - Trump in black/white.

Guys being neurodivergent isn’t bad

He's right you know

I said 'patience' but thought it was too mean...