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Christmas is a time for joy. A time for gorgeous decorations, surprising gifts, ugly sweaters, and... talking about all of it on Twitter, of course.

To get you into the festive mood, we at Bored Panda, just like in 2020 and 2021, decided to put together the funniest and most relatable Christmas tweets we could find. They range from self-deprecating jokes to clever puns and wordplay, and we think it should get the job done nicely!

So get yourself some cookies and brew a cup of cocoa because we're scrolling.

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Jods
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wreck the tree and blame the doggy. Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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    KJ
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day three of living in the fake tree with warm lights, I think the humans suspect I am not a bauble but can't yet confirm this.

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    Eiryn Elliott
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would have prefered it to say "decided it's better for both of us if we don't attend any of OUR christmas parties". heh heh

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    Argle Bargle
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think there's a lotta folks just putting on a big pretending face this Christmas.

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    Shannon Matthews
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I strongly relate to this. Since week before Thanksgiving, I've lost two beloved pets, my f**king car bit the dust (transmission) and my 2nd extensive shoulder surgery is coming up. I haven't been able to work due to 1st shoulder's recovery. So for Christmas, I'm broke, rideless, and without my two furbabies

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    XenoMurph
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the one who flipped the finger to Trump and got fired, but then elected Senator because everyone thought that was cool?

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    Argle Bargle
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shout out to the mums buying themselves the best present ever and wrapping it up and putting it under the tree and being so happy on Christmas for what Santa brought them

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    Kimba
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still looks like a disaster waiting to happen when all the fishing line and ornaments get tangled up and pulled down.

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    YourLocalLizard
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had nightmares from that one car with the weird puppets. Also a whole bunch of kids board a train in the middle of the night without their parents knowing? The whole goes all the way to the NORTH POLE. They let a child control the train at one point. A parents worst nightmare.

    David
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought PE looked creepy. My grandkids were kind of split on that. The biggest problem with Polar Express is the "uncanny valley" effect. They tried to make realistic looking CG characters at a time when they were not yet good enough at it. Effects artists will talk about how you have to be on one side or the other. Either obvious 'cartoon' - Simpsons, Family Guy etc. or - or whatever is a good example of pretty realistic looking people. They are getting there now though. deep fake videos, realistic looking games.

    Blackstone
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The uncanny valley hits me hard. Like straight up horror isn't a problem for me, but creepy stays with me forever. No puppets, dolls, mannequins. Just nope.

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    ~Alex~
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I freaking know. To this day my family refuses to acknowledge this fact and we are forced to watch it anyway.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not actually IN the movie. He just voices most of the creepy characters. :)

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    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has a ghost, a room full of creepy puppets, a near train crash that would have killed a bunch of kids, elves that talk like old timey gangsters. Yeah, I can see that. I still really like that movie.

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody said not to shop for yourself. Go ahead and buy all that s**t you love

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    Greta Kolding
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hav gone off "It's a Wonderful Life" since I realized that old man Potter is - literally - Trump in black/white.

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these comments make me feel Santa is like a serial killer. Watch out, it's Santa!

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    Pixie
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that in standard german games? (sorry, never heard of these two. Intercultural pandas, help your non-northamerican pandas out)

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