Christmas is a time for joy. A time for gorgeous decorations, surprising gifts, ugly sweaters, and... talking about all of it on Twitter, of course.
To get you into the festive mood, we at Bored Panda, just like in 2020 and 2021, decided to put together the funniest and most relatable Christmas tweets we could find. They range from self-deprecating jokes to clever puns and wordplay, and we think it should get the job done nicely!
So get yourself some cookies and brew a cup of cocoa because we're scrolling.
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would have prefered it to say "decided it's better for both of us if we don't attend any of OUR christmas parties". heh heh
Think there's a lotta folks just putting on a big pretending face this Christmas.
I strongly relate to this. Since week before Thanksgiving, I've lost two beloved pets, my f**king car bit the dust (transmission) and my 2nd extensive shoulder surgery is coming up. I haven't been able to work due to 1st shoulder's recovery. So for Christmas, I'm broke, rideless, and without my two furbabies
Shout out to the mums buying themselves the best present ever and wrapping it up and putting it under the tree and being so happy on Christmas for what Santa brought them
I had nightmares from that one car with the weird puppets. Also a whole bunch of kids board a train in the middle of the night without their parents knowing? The whole goes all the way to the NORTH POLE. They let a child control the train at one point. A parents worst nightmare.
I always thought PE looked creepy. My grandkids were kind of split on that. The biggest problem with Polar Express is the "uncanny valley" effect. They tried to make realistic looking CG characters at a time when they were not yet good enough at it. Effects artists will talk about how you have to be on one side or the other. Either obvious 'cartoon' - Simpsons, Family Guy etc. or - or whatever is a good example of pretty realistic looking people. They are getting there now though. deep fake videos, realistic looking games.
The uncanny valley hits me hard. Like straight up horror isn't a problem for me, but creepy stays with me forever. No puppets, dolls, mannequins. Just nope.
Load More Replies...He's not actually IN the movie. He just voices most of the creepy characters. :)
Load More Replies...It has a ghost, a room full of creepy puppets, a near train crash that would have killed a bunch of kids, elves that talk like old timey gangsters. Yeah, I can see that. I still really like that movie.
Nobody said not to shop for yourself. Go ahead and buy all that s**t you love
I hav gone off "It's a Wonderful Life" since I realized that old man Potter is - literally - Trump in black/white.
Merry Christmas all Boredpanda! I hope you have a good year. If not, remember, you are creating your new chapter in your own stories. I hope we can meet each other like this again.
Merry Christmas all Boredpanda! I hope you have a good year. If not, remember, you are creating your new chapter in your own stories. I hope we can meet each other like this again.