Even people 3000 years ago realized humans need a freaking day off! It's written into religion. The 7th day is a day of rest! Humans get burned out. You have to have time to turn your brain Off!

Complete psychopath

Oh my god, what a giant w a n k e r.

Oh honey

Oh baby I don't make more money if I work more hours. I get sent home with a reminder that business hours are business hours and the question if I'm alright

“You poor thing.” I’m totally serious. This is like when an abused partner says “So grateful the doctor let me take an irate call from [abuser] while discussing the prognosis of my brother’s life-threatening condition”.

So like a nurse but wånky and not useful to society.

No.

why is talking about the family okay, but not about netflix and video games? if i game with my partner/my family am i aloowed to talk about that??

In bars passing out her MLM business card...

Yes, and that is why I vote for parties who want to make things better for workers.

Hmmm...I wonder how much he'll charge you and his mum to take care of you in your old age? - or maybe even to spend time with him and his family, you wanna see your grandchild, here's the hourly rate.

Yeah…”back to work”…

if i was an investor and had a meeting with him via zoom/skype/teams and saw that he was getting a haircut at the same time, i wouldn't invest in his start-up because i had to assume that he can't priotise and has difficulty with time managing :D

OK no sympathy for this douche so I’ll see “weekends” and raise him “yesterday I arrived back from the airport 15 minutes before my remote work hours started, and it was everything I hoped it would be.”

OMG look up their site! They are selling NOTHING! "Meroxa is the platform that allows developers to build stream processing data applications easily with code." Does that word salad make sense to anyone? "WITH CODE" LOL! Bro, everybody on the internet uses "code". Jesus I'm starting to thing I should just upload this list to the FDIC I'm seeing so much scammy BS.

Nice of you to wave the red-flags up front so people know to avoid working for you.

#MikeDrop? Er....no, you better pick that mike back up and hand it to somebody else, so they can tell you you're a fool.

imagine being proud to have to work while your child is seriously ill instead of being there for you family 100% .. what a nightmare

No, people would not think your family is more important than your work. Bringing your daughter to your work when she's having a tough day is the exact opposite.

i never never never understood why we all have to have a great career. it isn't even possible for all of us to be a CEO and i and a lot of people i know don't want to make a big career. i want to make decent money and that's it. (i live in europe)

Oh, don’t worry, I don’t say “must be nice”. I say “wealth hoarding is a societal disease that must be ended”.

It's quite something when you cannot tell the difference between satire and normal LinkedIn posts

And if the employee comes to work 5 mins early you pay them an extra 2 hours?

I can’t control what you do, but sooner or later you’ll understand what us pro-weekend people are talking about.

Hmmm....I suspect your definition of successful is very different to mine - that's ok, no-one's right or wrong - but I bet I'll have a happier fuller life than you.

I did a Saturday morning once off my own back as due to 12 people starting on a Monday and we only found out about them on the Friday. Went in to set up their accounts. Asked about overtime, told I wasn't going to get any. Never did it again. Anything that came in after I logged off for the day, I picked up the next day even if it meant clashing with my director.

Well if you're THAT married to 'the grind' I would have assumed you would at least have a mobile phone you could hotspot from.

You think they care that much about you? - plus, all that shows is that you don't know how business works, once that money's been budgeted, whether you spend it or not, they don't care what happens to it - do that to often and the budget will go down and you or some other poor sod will have no choice but to sleep in the car and things may not end well.

So no more tax breaks and bailouts for corporations? Cool.

OK Crypto bro.

So paying more than double in interest will make me wealthy - yeah, don't think so.

Of course he’s fine with it; he’s one of the primary people who’ll benefit from it.

Students are lazy? Try to go to classes, then study on your own for hours, and often have a minimum wage job to survive, while not having a breakdown or going insane...

Does it come with an assistant that takes pictures to post on social media?

As someone in an industry where the workload can be rough, the bosses are on the right track, but they need drop the loving scolding and have a serious conversation about how to avert this problem in future.

I got promoted every year in my mid-life career change by working 37.5 hours per week and taking my 5 weeks annual leave.

Yeah, I made the mistake of going back to work 2 weeks after a C-section. 2 weeks later I was in the hospital for a WEEK with sepsis. Don't f**k with your health ladies. Your body is healing!

Can't spell weekend with 'end' either - you know, the week has ended?

This one is different. The statistic is b******t but the idea is sound. Do something you like 15 minutes a day and indeed after a year or two you’ll be much better at it. And not necessarily a work thing.