30 Tinder Profiles That Went So Off The Rails They Even Made Cupid Do A Double Take (New Pics)
Interview With ExpertIf a person wants a chance at finding love online, their profile must stand out from the crowd. A great way to do that is to embellish it with some humor. A funny pun, joke, or photo can catch a potential partner’s attention and make a good first impression that goes beyond looks and attractiveness.
People in this list below managed to do this brilliantly, probably sweeping many Tinder users off their feet. Scroll down to find the most charmingly funny dating profiles Bored Panda could find, and be warned, as your heart may be stolen by complete strangers and their impeccable sense of humor.
While you’re at it, don’t forget to check out a conversation with dating and relationship coach Noah Heymann from DateCoach.com, who kindly agreed to tell us more about humour in dating profiles.
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This Guy Is Going Places
Tinder Post On The Front Page Earlier Inspired Me To Update Mine
This Is My Tinder Profile. I’ve Had It For A Year. 23 Men Have Contacted Me To Say I’m Incorrect About Toilet Paper
And every single one of them is right. Even more so when the holder is recessed, as that one is.
“Humor is crucial to a dating profile,” says dating and relationship coach Noah Heymann from DateCoach.com.
“Studies have shown that originality and humor in a written profile make viewers find you more intelligent and even more physically attractive, and therefore more likely to message you.”
Best Thing I Found On Tinder In A Long Time
This Reminds Me Of When I Made A Tinder Profile For A Broom
I would totally swipe right just to see the broom person's opening line
My New Front Picture Has Really Boosted My Match Rate
Those who think that their laid-back and funny approach to dating profile might not be seen as serious have nothing to worry about.
Research has found that a good sense of humor not only makes the person more attractive but also better suitable as a long-term partner.
People Of Imgur, I Introduce You To The Guy Of Tinder
Leave Your Panties At The Door
Should I Swipe Right?
Heymann agrees that including funny elements in a dating profile while seeking a long-term partner is a very good idea. “Your viewer is not only thinking about you (and how attractive, interesting, etc. you are) but narcissistically about themselves and how fun their life would be with you.”
Someone Gave This Cat His Own Tinder Account
I used to have neighbours who met through the profile one of them posted for his cat, Lemon, on Plenty of Fish. So Lemon snagged her dad a co-dad, and by the time they moved and I lost track of them their family had added, to my knowledge, another cat or two, a couple of skinny pigs, at least one moderately sized lizard of some sort, and whatever inhabited a very large aquarium. So this strategy definitely has possibilities, for anyone seeking a partner to build a menagerie with.
Just Made This
I would never consider using a online dating forum, but if I for some reason found myself in that situation, I fella like this would be the kind of fella I'd be looking for. I don't want to hear about how tall you are or how much you can press at the gym or what kind of car you drive or how much money you say you make, those are probably lies anyway. Somebody who's nice and genuine and honest, that's the kind of partner but then again, there's a lot of gals out there, we're all looking for something different. (I'm sure those people out there who want to hear how tall you say you are, how much money you say you have how fast you say your car can go and how important you say your job is.)
I’ve Gotten A Surprisingly High Amount Of Matches With This
A kind of humour that seems to do extremely well with online daters is sarcasm. Coming in hot with sarcastic remarks signals that a person is intelligent and witty, which, as we already gathered, is at the top of the list of desirable traits in a partner. It also makes the person look brave, creates an immediate feeling of intimacy and is a great conversation starter as opposed to a bio that says, ‘I enjoy taking long walks in nature.’
Sense Of Humour Is Key
Funny Tinder Bio
One Of My Better Tinder Matches
Alright, good boy, I swiped. Let's go for a walk, talking is for later.
However, there are some things that are better avoided when embellishing the dating profile with humor. “You should balance humor with sincerity, and be careful not to be too self-deprecating,” Heymann says. “Studies show that profiles with generally positive words like ‘love’ and ‘friends’ and “music” are more likely to receive a message than ones with generally negative words like ‘homebody’ and ‘awkward.’”
Such An Eloquent, Accurate Euphemism
OK, that's a good version of that joke. I also like "anime in the streets, hentai in the sheets". IYKYK. There's so many good versions.
New To Tinder. Can You All Let Me Know If I’m Doing It Right?
The Most Majestic Portrait I've Seen Yet
“Also, you are trying to constrain your profile narrative (or all written responses to prompts combined) to a mere 50 total words, according to the data. Most people (especially men) don’t read more, and feel sheepish to message you with a reasonable question like “What do you do for fun?” for fear you’ll write back, ‘See paragraph 5,’” he funnily adds.
Laura Knows Her Limitations
How's This For A First Photo?
This Is Still The Funniest Tinder Photo I've Ever Seen
That said, not everyone might be skilled at coming up with humor, “so instead steal it!” recommends Heymann. “You’ve read tons of profiles, and only a few made made you laugh, but you now don’t remember the jokes. Next time, write them down, and make sure they match your personality.”
My Tinder Profile Pic
Blursed Emm
Feminem
People Of Imgur, I Introduce You To The Guy Of Tinder
To not leave you hanging like the person you matched with and messaged, Heymann also provided some examples that could be great to include in a dating profile. “Some are snarky like “I like long cliches on the beach” or “I often leave things unfinis,” while others are more goofy like “I say ‘you too’ when a waiter says ‘enjoy your meal’ and accidentally like your 2015 Instagram post…just so you know what you’re getting into."
This Is How Every Group Photo Should Be Handled On Tinder
Don't sloths find a date by just hanging around and screaming?.............oh this is tinder, never mind.
Let's See What People Hate About This One
Rate The Photos
This Somehow Isn't The Worst Profile I've Come Across
Ngvc: “I’m Too Nice…” Been Back On Tinder For One Hour And Already Found One In The Wild
How Is My Profile?
Is there no one at all who can wrench that stick from your bottom? These were funny all the way to the end! (And I’m old, even!)
Load More Replies...Sorry, BP. Not interested enough to pay to read the rest of the article. Especially when I can read the entire original on Reddit for free.
Or just use BP on the web like most people. You needn’t read multiple sites to see it all that way.
Load More Replies...Found my wife via a dating web-site, 25 years ago, before "apps" existed. It can happen.
I had a 21-year relationship with someone I met on Compuserve. We’d still be at it if not for death. 😞
Load More Replies...Is there no one at all who can wrench that stick from your bottom? These were funny all the way to the end! (And I’m old, even!)
Load More Replies...Sorry, BP. Not interested enough to pay to read the rest of the article. Especially when I can read the entire original on Reddit for free.
Or just use BP on the web like most people. You needn’t read multiple sites to see it all that way.
Load More Replies...Found my wife via a dating web-site, 25 years ago, before "apps" existed. It can happen.
I had a 21-year relationship with someone I met on Compuserve. We’d still be at it if not for death. 😞
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