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If you liked our article on "Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, and Sketchy Services", you're going to enjoy this one as well. It's about another Facebook group dedicated to the weird side of the platform's Marketplace, and this one is just as funny.

Aptly titled "Humans Of Marketplace", it might not be the biggest online community but its content perfectly illustrates just how opportunistic and out-of-touch both sellers and buyers can be.

Whether we're talking about someone who is offering a baby yeet machine or a person asking to lower the price by 1,000%, they're all here!

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I feel like everyone should own one of these

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    We managed to get in touch with Donnie Hanzo, the admin of "Humans Of Marketplace" who created it a couple of years ago, and they agreed to tell us more about what goes on in this amusing corner of the internet.

    "Our group shares funny, strange, and absurd listings and communications with sellers and things we all see online and deal with day to day on Facebook Marketplace," Hanzo told Bored Panda, adding that from time to time, they also feature pictures from eBay and other online platforms.

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    Black Pearl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not possessed by the soul of the Devil in any way.

    Kamie Jones
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gf said "for that much it should have little demons in each head that tell frightening fortunes" 😂😂

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    Al Upinya
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F yea in the winter with some bomb mutton stew and good movie STFU AND TAKE MY MONEY

    Kamie Jones
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine said "I bet the hoves are at the bottom of the chair legs" 🤣

    Luis Gomez
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they kept the a*s ends of the sheep. Thats a little weird.

    Christopher Walkies
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know it's not Satanic. Because we really tried. Take my money.

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    SAILING BICYCLE
    FOUND IN UGANDA THE PEAL OF AFRICA

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    "I'd probably say cars are featured most; it's always a laugh seeing threads of people getting roasted by the online community about their car build or outrageous asking prices," the admin said.

    However, when we asked Hanzo about the most ridiculous things they've seen in the group, they said there are simply too many to highlight. But if they had to choose, "broken televisions and glass furniture listed in 'great condition'" would be their top picks.

    "A Christian mother selling her son's gaming computer after finding him watching Fortnite [adult videos]" was also among them.

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    When you’ve got a castle to storm at 6, but hittin the clubs by 9…

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    Surely that's them paying them $20 to take it away?

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    Caro Caro
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ONLY thing wrong is ... NO, many things are wrong, the dog bite is the least of your worries. Once you sit on that filthy thing your bum will hit the floor. EEEW

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    The group probably won't run out of content anytime soon. According to Meta spokesperson David Troya-Alvarez, more than one billion people around the world visit Facebook Marketplace every month, and even as daily active users for Facebook decline, the Marketplace feature seems to continue going strong.

    Even though frustrated sellers say it's prone to ghosting and haggling with an occasional scammer here and there, its proponents sing praises for being an affordable, accessible, and sustainable alternative to buying new.

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    FOR SALE
    Large glass TV stand, Little wear n tear showing, doesn't suit my requirements. Open to offers or trade.

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    Donnie Hanzo thinks the reasons why online marketplace users get disconnected from reality can be pretty much summed up with what Mike Tyson said, that "social media made [people] way too comfortable with disrespecting others and not getting punched in the face for it."

    "A lot of these people making lowball offers or sellers messing people around wouldn't act the same in real life, at least I don't think so," they explained.

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    Lily bloom
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this shady? Description says the box is empty. $50 for an ampty box seems high to me but you can ask any price you want. Whether or not anyone will pay that price is another story but I don't think this is shady

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    Interestingly, research conducted by consulting firm Kearney found that sustainable products are, on average, 75 to 85 percent more expensive than conventional goods. Sustainable clothing and beauty products have the highest markups: between 150 and 210 percent.

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about your part of the world, but around here auto parts stores will do that for free.

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    At the end of the day, "Humans Of Marketplace" is just about people as the things they're selling, and I think that's part of the group's appeal.

    "We are an active community, always providing daily laughs," Hanzo said. "We have people all over the globe so it's cool to see a ton of varying content from all around the world."

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    It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told

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    Selling kids free school lunches

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    ITS THE SAME F*CKING THING OK

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    Lily bloom
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps upgraded and is selling the old one packed in the new one's box. Not sure why they wouldn't just take a pic of the 3 itself.

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    Looks like a mat in poor condition

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    Check out the mean manu's he can do tho.

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold back a bit on the details, I am feeling overwhelmed by the barrage of information.

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how nice the Avalon is, if they're only asking $750 it probably has issues serious enough to make $350 a valid offer.

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    Fule prices are out of control

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't that weird, it's pretty common to buy a chunk of a parts-vehicle when you're doing rust repair.

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    Fire located

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    Horatio Jay
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought one of these as a gift for my friend's kid, they loved it. I'm unclear why this is on this list. Also, why 2/3rds of the rest are. This list is awful.

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