I’ve had QUITE an eventful weekend. Got scammed out of £680 for Taylor Swift tickets by someone in a Facebook group. 

(Yes, I know. I’m a pure idiot).

But if there is one lesson every scammer should learn in life, it’s this. NEVER cross a graphic designer.

I present, for your enjoyment…a story in 11 slides.

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Our story begins in a sleepy local Cornish Facebook community group…

Here’s the pure idiot part. I KNOW!

I sense Dave isn’t quite who he says he is…

I’m down but I’m not beaten…

Don’t mess with a Cornish village, Dave…Every good story needs a trusty sidekick…

Every good story needs a trusty sidekick…

Yep. NEVER cross a graphic designer…

Turns out doomscrolling has benefits….

When the student becomes the master…

Obviously don’t buy off men in Facebook groups called Dave

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