“Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks.” This classic song, performed most memorably as a power ballad by 70’s classic rock band Nazareth, rings so true to the people behind these ‘How I Got Dumped’ tweets.

Featured as one of Jimmy Fallon’s famous hashtag challenges, ‘How I Got Dumped’ uncovered an absolute goldmine of eye-opening responses. From the most hilariously petty, to the most viciously heartbreaking, this list compiled by Bored Panda gives us a flavor of the many different ways people choose to end a relationship.

Because after all, we’ve all been there right? Whether you’re the dumper or the dumpee, there are methods of moving on that are dignified, tasteful and cause as little emotional suffering as possible. Pretty much none of these fall into that category.

Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to share your own experiences in the comments!