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Someone Was Looking For A New House, Found This Listing Featuring A Sex Dungeon And Built-In Pentagram (20 Pics)
Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele get ready to move to the suburbs because Redfin has found the listing for you – and the best part is the sex swing is already provided. Nestled away in the sleepy suburbs of Maple Glen, a suburb of Philadelphia is a 5,000-square-foot Colonial, fully furnished property that on the inside is anything but traditional. Sure it has all the basic amenities and furnishings, but take a look downstairs and you will find out why the listing agent of the home, Melissa Leonard, calls it “50 Shades of Maple Glen.”
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Someone was looking for a new home in the suburbs and stumbled upon this stunning listing. At first, it seemed like the ideal place
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“Oh. Nice large suburban home. Cool…”
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“Wow that kitchen!”
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“Nice natural light…fireplace..normal real estate listing…”
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“Cool a bedroom….weird bed but ok…”
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“Oh….wait…”
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“Is that…”
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“Could it be?”
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“Pretty sure we’ve got a….”
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“BASEMENT SEX DUNGEON!”
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Naturally, people started digging around on the internet for more photos of the place
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‘Sexy mood lighting’ to give the basement the right atmosphere
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Woa that wooden X in the corner looks like it might tip over if you get too crazy
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They even provide you with you with an array of sex toys on the wall talk about fully furnished indeed
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A wooden doll posed in the right position in case you weren’t sure how to use this one
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People on the internet loved the house and found the whole story very entertaining
What do you think ?
Ivana 5 years ago
As I scrolled the only thing I could think was "Dear God, why would they have painted the walls that color, completely ruins the mood." Then I got to the lighting and I get it, but I am still not into it. Paint the damn walls you disgusting heathens. All I know is my sex dungeon will be a deep burgundy, or a hunter green, something jewel toned you know, like a sane person.
Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago
Those colors are dated and not modern looking though and are HORRIBLE choices for resale. Look at any home listing online that’s nice like this one. They all have neutrals and the most modern homes have stark white walls. Buyers do not want stuffy burgundy they know they have to repaint. They won’t be able to see the room for what it is. Plus it’s just lame and very 90’s.
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Patrick McKemie 5 years ago
The plants behind the giant X are a nice touch. When making beautiful, passionate love to a women chained to a giant X, I like to look at the greenery. Plus the extra oxygen makes the sex pretty OK!
Ivana 5 years ago
As I scrolled the only thing I could think was "Dear God, why would they have painted the walls that color, completely ruins the mood." Then I got to the lighting and I get it, but I am still not into it. Paint the damn walls you disgusting heathens. All I know is my sex dungeon will be a deep burgundy, or a hunter green, something jewel toned you know, like a sane person.
Meowton Mewsk 5 years ago
Those colors are dated and not modern looking though and are HORRIBLE choices for resale. Look at any home listing online that’s nice like this one. They all have neutrals and the most modern homes have stark white walls. Buyers do not want stuffy burgundy they know they have to repaint. They won’t be able to see the room for what it is. Plus it’s just lame and very 90’s.
Load More Replies... Patrick McKemie 5 years ago
The plants behind the giant X are a nice touch. When making beautiful, passionate love to a women chained to a giant X, I like to look at the greenery. Plus the extra oxygen makes the sex pretty OK!
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