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Have you ever scrolled through your social media feeds and seen something that made you go "story of my life"? - well, there is now a series of books dedicated to these relatable everyday problems. The @storyofmyfuckinglife Instagram account is a page of cartoon drawings of book titles that tell the stories of the funny problems we all share.
While each of these interesting books has no contents on the inside, the brief titles tell hilarious, embarrassing, and everyday stories using only a few sentences. From the panic, we have all felt from trying to get home on an empty gas tank to trying to change your life with a haircut to the realization that no matter how many New Year's resolutions you make, your life is still in shambles. Scroll down below to check out these bittersweet yet funny comments, and don't forget to upvote your favs!
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#1
Fishing the box out of the trash because I didn't read the directions before throwing it away - A cookbook
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#2
Hypothetical arguments I've won in the shower - vol 1 of 16
#3
Today I waited inside my apartment because I could hear my neighbor unlocking her door and I didn't want to make small talk
Quitterie Ruokonen 5 years ago
Well, you're Finnish... 5 millions people do the same every day.
Sonia Górnicz 5 years ago
o gosh and i thought i am the only one who is socially awkward sometimes lol, i sometimes stay in my room until my roommate leaves or goes to her bedroom cause i don;t feel like talking #iamwithyou
María Hermida 5 years ago
There's a second volume: today I went for a walk around the block because I saw my neighbour entering the building and I didn't want to share the lift with him/her.
Jus 5 years ago
I pretended I didn't see my handsome neighbor standing behind me in the line in the shop because I wanted to avoid small talk and because my face was too red. Then I run away just before entering a lift, in front of him, because I was too abashed to ride together. So yes, this is my book, too.
Mare Freed 5 years ago
This is me. Also, going to the other end of the crowded subway car before that acquaintance spots me.
Veronica Sjöberg 5 years ago
So swedish. Always wait for your neighbour to lock their door or go outside. Its almost rude not to, lol.
Jodi Ellis 5 years ago
This is sad, a small "hello" or "how are you today" could brighten someones day
Kaisu Rei 5 years ago
Also it might not be a small hello, your neughbor might want to have a conversation and if you're introverted and not feeling up to being social, it can be really uncomfortable
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Sleeping until noon every day so I only have to pay for 2 meals: how to turn your depression into profit
#5
I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow - A memoir
#6
Philosophy's great questions: are they mad at me or have I created another problem for myself that only exists in my head?
#8
Googling a phone number that called me to try and figure out who it was instead of just answering it like an adult
April Simnel 5 years ago
I do this, and most of those numbers turn out to be from scammers. There's nothing wrong with doing this.
#9
I can't get through a 3 paragraph work email but I'll watch a 7 minute video of a puppy with the hiccups
#10
Great mysteries of our time: I said something out loud 3 days ago and now I'm seeing ads for it on Facebook
#11
Introduction to budgeting - I'm too old for Christmas money from my relatives but I need it more now then when I was 13
#12
My uncle used to ruin Thanksgiving with his drinking but now he's found Jesus and ruins it with that. And other holiday reflections
#13
"Over-Explaining everything because I'm afraid of not making sense or people thinking I'm dumb"
#15
On paper, I'm an adult, a guide to acting like you've got your sh*t together
#16
Said "looks great, thank you so much!" and still tipped generously after getting a terrible haircut - a collection of times I didn't stand up for myself
#17
Remedial Math - Telling myself "whatever its only $5" the 10,000 times X I've said that = over $50,000
Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago
Or splitting your big Amazon order into several smaller orders over the next few days so it doesn't seem like you're spending as much.
#18
I'd be so f**king healthy if I cooked all the groceries I buy instead of letting them rot while I order take out every night. A memoir
Catlady6000 5 years ago
Alternate title: I would have so much more money if I just stopped buying groceries that are going to rot in my frig when I know I'm just going to have delivery
#19
My resume - special skills, putting trash in an already full trashcan without anything spilling out
#20
Don't say a word to me and I'll give you 5 stars, a mandatory Uber driving training manual
#21
Smart investing made easy. How Having no money to invest makes investment choices incredibly easy
#22
Why did I do that? A novel by me with guest appearance by a fifth glass of wine when I was already pretty drunk at two
#23
"Per my last email". And other phrases for being petty in work emails while also maintaining an air of professionalism
#24
Even if I get an "A" I'm not going to get a job when I graduate, how to overcome finals anxiety by accepting that they don't matter
#25
The big book of facts I tell everyone I read somewhere but really I heard someone say it on a podcast and it might not even be true
#26
Learning to live with a loved one who is one of those people who stands up as soon as the plane lands
#27
Tales of self-sabotage - I didn't get gas on the way home from work last night
#28
New haircuts and other ways not to actually deal with the issue affecting your life right now
#29
This glass of water is literally the best thing I've ever had & other signs you don't take care of your body
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Ben Steinberg 5 years ago
Several of these are being turned into film and the producers keep calling me to star in them...
Aileen 5 years ago (edited)
I bet they know that it would be so easy for you to get into character. :)
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tuzdayschild 5 years ago
My book cover: How I know I have to be there at 3:00 but I don't get in the shower until 2:15.
Mark Fuller 5 years ago
Oh god. I've never felt more normal in my life. I epitomise every one!!!
Christina Fern 5 years ago
So funny i love every one. You Have an incredible sense of humor and i cant wait to read more.
Living_Shadow 5 years ago
Story of my life: Having no real friends and always being the option, a series in the making forever
Giacomo Medici 5 years ago
should also be printed on T-shirts.. #bestsellers Also, you could then say "been there, go the Tshirt!"
Jesse Parker 5 years ago
Paid by the hour to serve and anr to the 'elite' -a story of the customer service industry
Rémy Dubeau 5 years ago
Why I am a great philosopher at home but a jerk in society? - Principles of applied psychiatry -
Bill Taylor 5 years ago
So they let you have a pen and a toothbrush, but not shoelaces? Weird, seems to me that if someone wanted to sharpen the toothbrush on the non brush end they could injure themselves with the toothbrush or the pen.
Captain Marvellous ♥️ 5 years ago
I think you could benefit from following your own advice, TJler.
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Ben Steinberg 5 years ago
Several of these are being turned into film and the producers keep calling me to star in them...
Aileen 5 years ago (edited)
I bet they know that it would be so easy for you to get into character. :)
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 5 years ago
My book cover: How I know I have to be there at 3:00 but I don't get in the shower until 2:15.
Mark Fuller 5 years ago
Oh god. I've never felt more normal in my life. I epitomise every one!!!
Christina Fern 5 years ago
So funny i love every one. You Have an incredible sense of humor and i cant wait to read more.
Living_Shadow 5 years ago
Story of my life: Having no real friends and always being the option, a series in the making forever
Giacomo Medici 5 years ago
should also be printed on T-shirts.. #bestsellers Also, you could then say "been there, go the Tshirt!"
Jesse Parker 5 years ago
Paid by the hour to serve and anr to the 'elite' -a story of the customer service industry
Rémy Dubeau 5 years ago
Why I am a great philosopher at home but a jerk in society? - Principles of applied psychiatry -
Bill Taylor 5 years ago
So they let you have a pen and a toothbrush, but not shoelaces? Weird, seems to me that if someone wanted to sharpen the toothbrush on the non brush end they could injure themselves with the toothbrush or the pen.
Captain Marvellous ♥️ 5 years ago
I think you could benefit from following your own advice, TJler.
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