30 Homeowners Who Made All The Wrong Decisions When Designing Their Homes (New Pics)
Interview With ExpertWe all know someone who has more money than brains. Whether they live across the street from you or they’re a famous billionaire business owner, you know the type. And just like wealth can’t buy you intelligence, it also can’t buy you taste.
We took a trip to the McMansion Hell subreddit and gathered some of their most atrocious photos below. These houses might be spacious and four times as expensive as your current home, but that doesn’t mean that they’re stylish or cozy. Enjoy scrolling through this list that might provide you with a new appreciation for your own humble abode, and be sure to upvote the houses that you can’t believe someone paid for!
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Sometimes You Gotta Wonder If These People Set Out To Make The Ugliest House Imaginable
The McMansion Hell subreddit was created on July 15, 2017, and it has become a sensation since then. The group has amassed an impressive 254K members, and there are photos pouring in every day shaming the worst houses that people come across in their travels.
To learn more about how this community started, we got in touch with one of the group's moderators, Logan, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. He explained that the McMansion Hell subreddit was born out of the McMansion Hell Blog by Kate Wagner. "Kate is a genius," the moderator shared.
The Great Pyramids Of Texas
The only excuse for such roofs is if you get 600 inches of snow in a week.
When You Can't Decide Which Tile Or Stone Pattern To Use, So You Use All Of Them
We also asked Logan if he's partial to any photos that he's seen shared in the subreddit. "There's so many horrific monstrosities that it's impossible to pick a favorite for me," he says. "There's definitely favorites of mine from our Thursday design appreciation days, like The Stahl House, and any Eichlers posted."
And thankfully, the moderator shared that the group has some lovely members. "It's a nice sub with a chill community, moderation duties are low-key."
But it hasn't changed Logan's opinion on these massive homes. "I have not become a McMansion fan, and would not choose to live in one, but you never know where life will take you."
Bro… This Is Just Nuts! I Had To Post This!
Architecture Is My Passion
This Absurd Thing In Greenville, Sc
We were also lucky enough to get in touch with the McMansion expert herself, Kate Wagner, who created the McMansion Hell blog in 2016.
"McMansion Hell started in 2016 as a side project for me while I was in graduate school studying architectural acoustics," Kate shared. "The idea came to me because I wanted to not only create social commentary around wealth and material culture in America but also find a way to merge humor with educational intent and architectural criticism."
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Just… Fug
We also asked Kate what it's been like to see her blog become so popular. "I've always been very surprised, thankful, and encouraged by the community and the support of the folks who enjoy my work, support it materially on Patreon, and use the blog as an empowered way of looking at the built environment," she told Bored Panda.
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So how does Kate feel about these monstrous homes? "I personally feel that the McMansion is an architectural artifact of rising wealth inequality in the United States across the last five or so decades," she shared. "The architecture of these houses and the choices made within represent not only questionable aesthetic taste but are testaments to a society in which a great many people suffer in order for very few of them to possess the wealth necessary to build such houses."
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I can tell just by looking at the exterior that cleaning the interior is going to be a flaming nightmare.
Sad Mcmansion
But that doesn't mean that these homes have no value. "As architecture, [these homes] are filled with fascinating statements of worth - architectural languages and ideas of wealth borrowed from other styles, other times, and other places with varying degrees of success in terms of execution - and projections of that worth onto the built environment," Kate noted. "As objects, they have always fascinated me, and I have a soft spot for the elements of creativity and the ad hoc execution that goes into many of them. There is a certain whimsy to the McMansion, especially those from before the great recession."
I'm Still Kinda New Here, But I Think This Is A "Lawyer Foyer"
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Finally, we asked the creator if she has any favorite McMansions that she's ever come across. "For me, individual regions stay in my mind rather than individual houses. The best McMansions can be found in a number of hotspots, including the Chicago suburbs, the DC suburbs, Bergen County, NJ, and Denton County, TX," she revealed. "I am always partial to McMansions styled to look like medieval castles, as I have a hobbyist's interest in medieval architecture myself."
But Kate says she rarely sees any McMansions that she would be willing to live in. "I really enjoy urban life and cannot drive, so the McMansion lifestyle has very little appeal to me personally. It would be nice to have a walk-in closet, however."
Guy I Know Was Bragging That The Very Top Of The Roof On His Custom Build Home Was 72 Feet Tall
72-foot roof, two visible storeys. You spent a lot of money on unusable space that will cost you a lot in thermal inefficiency - you genius.
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Very Ugly Abandoned Mcmansion
Natalie Perri, Founder and CEO of Unraveling Architecture, has also written on her blog that she’s not a fan of McMansions. She explains that, not only are these homes often designed poorly with no regard for the environment, they can also put a strain on neighborhoods by “destroying the character of a community.” They can be 10,000 square feet or more, taking up an excessive amount of space and making homeowners around them feel like they’ve lost their sense of privacy.
From A Distance, I Thought This House Was Under Construction. Then My Friend Said Nope, That’s How The Owner Designed It
Yes, of course the owner designed it. An actual architect would have known better.
Guys, I Think I Found One!
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Huge homes can also create problems when they block neighbors' views, cast huge shadows, require an excessive amount of water and energy to run and have staff coming in and out at all hours. There might be gardeners in the yard every morning, cleaners coming through the home every other day and guests parking up and down the street while the homeowners are entertaining. These factors can all be significant nuisances for neighbors and even impact the resell value of all of the houses in a community.
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We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through these photos of terrible homes, pandas. These pics just go to show that a bigger or fancier house will not necessarily make you happier! Keep upvoting the ones that you think should be demolished, and then, if you’d like to check out another Bored Panda article featuring horrific homes, we’ve got you covered right here!
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the last 8 or so houses completely missed the mark. they are actually nice, or at least normal looking.
I know, right? It's like when you first start out with build mode and go totally bonkers, and then you learn how to use the tools and still go totally bonkers, and eventually you learn to think about usability and maybe even apply some sense of aestethics... or you just keep going totally bonkers.
Load More Replies...BP, this list is great except it contains some MASSIVE fails. The whole complaint of McMansions is that it bastardizes architectural components without regard to context, history, purpose, or proportion. A huge number of houses on this list are the original architectural examples. It's lke the difference between someone making up words they think sound French vs actually speaking French. I'm not saying that everyone needs to love American historical architecture, but if you're going to make fun of bad mass-produced cheap copies, you'd better know the difference. And yes, I looked up every historical house on this list in the original subreddit, and ALL of them were shared as counter-examples. I know BP "borrows" its content from Reddit, but come on, read the context.
I'm still ranting. I don't particularly care for Brutalist architecture, or mid-century modern, BUT I can appreciate the difference between a fine example of the style vs. churned out copies of concrete blocks, especially when I learn the context and cultural significance of the style. This article misses the mark SO MUCH because whoever chose these images honestly cànt tell the difference.
Load More Replies...Ok I need to rant. The last several on this list absolutely do not belong here. They are beautiful, well-maintained examples of historic American architecture. A McMansion is an overblown display of cheap wealth that has little understanding of proportion or historical influences. Giant porticos, fake details, oversized garages, tackiness-- these are rife with homes that are churned out for people wanting to impress others but have no taste. I guarantee you that if all of these houses came from the McMansion Hell blog, the historic ones were from the occasional posts of good, inspiring architectural examples. Rant over. For now.
OPs have NO concept of what makes a "McMansion." No, it's not just a home which doesn't live up to 1800s expectations. Where I recently lived, there'd be 20 enormous homes, all the same design, in the same development, all with overblown front facades yet vinyl siding, seemingly designed to get the most interior square footage for the least amount of money. Those are McMansions: homes as if designed by the people who make McDonald's hamburgers.
Then again, after the post-coronavirus price explosions at McDonald's, I could hear an argument that it should mean "Very expensive, but having no taste at all."
Load More Replies...They're handy if you have nine wives and twenty kids.
Load More Replies...the last 8 or so houses completely missed the mark. they are actually nice, or at least normal looking.
I know, right? It's like when you first start out with build mode and go totally bonkers, and then you learn how to use the tools and still go totally bonkers, and eventually you learn to think about usability and maybe even apply some sense of aestethics... or you just keep going totally bonkers.
Load More Replies...BP, this list is great except it contains some MASSIVE fails. The whole complaint of McMansions is that it bastardizes architectural components without regard to context, history, purpose, or proportion. A huge number of houses on this list are the original architectural examples. It's lke the difference between someone making up words they think sound French vs actually speaking French. I'm not saying that everyone needs to love American historical architecture, but if you're going to make fun of bad mass-produced cheap copies, you'd better know the difference. And yes, I looked up every historical house on this list in the original subreddit, and ALL of them were shared as counter-examples. I know BP "borrows" its content from Reddit, but come on, read the context.
I'm still ranting. I don't particularly care for Brutalist architecture, or mid-century modern, BUT I can appreciate the difference between a fine example of the style vs. churned out copies of concrete blocks, especially when I learn the context and cultural significance of the style. This article misses the mark SO MUCH because whoever chose these images honestly cànt tell the difference.
Load More Replies...Ok I need to rant. The last several on this list absolutely do not belong here. They are beautiful, well-maintained examples of historic American architecture. A McMansion is an overblown display of cheap wealth that has little understanding of proportion or historical influences. Giant porticos, fake details, oversized garages, tackiness-- these are rife with homes that are churned out for people wanting to impress others but have no taste. I guarantee you that if all of these houses came from the McMansion Hell blog, the historic ones were from the occasional posts of good, inspiring architectural examples. Rant over. For now.
OPs have NO concept of what makes a "McMansion." No, it's not just a home which doesn't live up to 1800s expectations. Where I recently lived, there'd be 20 enormous homes, all the same design, in the same development, all with overblown front facades yet vinyl siding, seemingly designed to get the most interior square footage for the least amount of money. Those are McMansions: homes as if designed by the people who make McDonald's hamburgers.
Then again, after the post-coronavirus price explosions at McDonald's, I could hear an argument that it should mean "Very expensive, but having no taste at all."
Load More Replies...They're handy if you have nine wives and twenty kids.
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