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50 Seemingly Innocent Posts That Might Suddenly Make You Say, “Hold Up, I Did Not See That Coming” (New Pics)
Life is unpredictable, and things are not always what they seem. Sometimes, you’re reading a seemingly innocent post on social media, and suddenly you encounter a shocking twist that has you saying, “Hold up… What?” If you live for those surprising moments, we’ve got the perfect list for you, pandas.
Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the “Hol’Up, wait a min” subreddit that might make you do a double take. Prepare to be saying, “I did not see that coming”, and be sure to upvote all of your favorite posts. Otherwise, Bored Panda might spontaneously combust... Hold up!
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You Had Me In The First Half
Something's Wrong Here
When I was in university, I had an acting teacher who drilled into us the importance of “Dukes of Hazzard Turns”. I know all of you pandas out there might not get the reference (don’t worry, I didn’t either at first), so I’ll explain what he meant by that. In the 80s sitcom The Dukes of Hazzard, there were many reckless driving scenes where the characters would take abrupt, sharp turns, so anyone watching could have never anticipated where the driver was heading. What my acting teacher wanted to see from us with “Dukes of Hazzard Turns” was sharp contrasts in our characters.
It’s exciting to watch people quickly change their tactics in pursuing their objectives; audiences eat it right up. So I can’t help but think of that acting professor when viewing the photos from the “Hol’up” subreddit. All of these posts definitely have “Dukes of Hazzard Turns” within them. Some of them are surprisingly wholesome, while others get dark very fast. But as readers, we love these sudden plot twists, and we can’t get enough of them.
Florida
Real Questions
True Story
In 1960's & '70's I was turned down MANY TIMES for jobs I was fully qualified for because I was a WOMAN. I fought and lost … even though I had been temporary 'acting supervisor' of the department for seven+ months while they looked for 'permanent' MALE supervisors to take my place … P.S. I always had to TRAIN THEM to supervise the departments!
Load More Replies...Yeah, but without the inequality, we would have had International Women's Day the other day. /s We don't need to be patronized with bs holidays in our honor, we just need equality. That's basically telling us, "You don't need to make the same as a man because we're honoring you today!"
Because they could very easily claim we didn't have the correct qualifications.
Load More Replies...Honestly I just find it funny that this tweet was edited so it looks like it was the official reeces account posting this.
Female CEO is a bad example for wage gap because if they get the job "The few women who are CEOs of the largest US companies typically make more money than their male counterparts." https://www.business-standard.com/article/international/female-ceos-pay-rose-26-in-2021-to-15-8-million-but-ranks-still-small-122052601255_1.html
Back in the day I did the same job as a man he could afford to keep his wife who did not work and his kids I could bearly afford to eat.
And...if the person is a minority, or physically disabled, or...they can sue for discrimination. Harder for women to prove?
It kinda tickles me that this was originally posted on my birthday.
How many female brick layers, dry wallers, roofers, carpenters, plumbers do any of you know? I think this is where you will find your wage gap. Women tend to stay away from the really physically hard stuff that can kill you. Not only that, but men are more likely to work longer hours, which also contributes to the wage gap. Wake up and quit drinking the coolade.
More and more women are getting into those trades even though they face a lot of backlash, discrimination, and harassment for it. I don't know if they are paid less than their male coworkers though.
Load More Replies...Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't someone at the UN recently claim equality will be reached in 300 years?
Sadly wrong. They apply for the jobs they know they might get and don't waste their time on the jobs that are obviously sewn up.
Actually when you look at "female engineer" and order by years of experience, they get paid more. There are just more men who are outliers who've been there 10 years past retirement. For doctor, women are paid more per hour -- men just work for f$#@ing ever and never go home. For CEO, it's not possible to make any kind of fair comparison because there's no "CEO industry" for anyone or anything to compare. The entirety of the data is dominated by outliers. And that's where a lot of the data is skewed -- all the outliers are men. So what do you do, ban the outliers, or force more women to be outliers?
You can not work the hours needed to excel and be a good mom at the same time.
Sorry, but it sounds like you're blaming the wage gap on women being too "agreeable" and not asking for raises. In fact, you should be blaming the endemic sexism that says it's okay to pay women less for doing the same job as men. Stating ONE company that pays women more than men is not proving the case against the wage gap, either.
Load More Replies...Andrew of "don't walk, run" seems to be yet another mindless, right wing bootlicker. If he holds true to form, then he'll be peddling manufactured outrage and lies. No thanks.
Load More Replies...damn tool you say that same s**t with every new account you get on here
Load More Replies...It’s no secret that audiences love plot twists. We see them in films like Get Out, Gone Girl, Parasite, Scream and countless other classics. But what is it about these sudden turns that we can’t get enough of? According to Vera Tobin, a researcher at Case Western Reserve University, movies “exploit our natural tendency to anticipate what’s coming next.” So it can be extremely exciting when our expectations are proven wrong by a shocking plot twist and extremely disappointing when we somehow stumble upon a spoiler.
Tobin explains that we all want to have some idea of what we’re getting ourselves into when we read a book or watch a film, so we’re interested in knowing the genre. But the “curse of knowledge” comes into play when we’re worried about something being spoiled. “You only have one opportunity to learn something for the first time,” Tobin writes. “Once you’ve learned it, that knowledge affects what you notice, what you anticipate – and even the limits of your imagination.”
What Predates On Tigers?!
I googled it, elephants and bears can sometimes be a threat to tigers
Hol' Up
Koalas And Humans Has Almost Similar Fingerprints
Drug busts at unsanctioned raves. When a koala gets Chlamydia, they can't just go to the family vet because the wife will see the copay on the credit card bill and ask what's wrong.
Tobin goes on to explain that plot twists can also do a great job of pulling everything together in a story. “A major part of the pleasure of plot twists, too, comes not from the shock of surprise, but from looking back at the early bits of the narrative in light of the twist,” she notes. “The most satisfying surprises get their power from giving us a fresh, better way of making sense of the material that came before. This is another opportunity for stories to turn the curse of knowledge to their advantage. Once we know the answer to a puzzle, its clues can seem more transparent than they really were. When we revisit early parts of the story in light of that knowledge, well-constructed clues take on new, satisfying significance.”
Bruh
The Coffee Is Free
I like my men like I like my coffee—sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away🙂
Easy Ways To Kill A Husband?
But the joy of being surprised doesn’t only come from plot twists in films and books. As this list makes very clear, we can have “Hol’up” moments in our daily lives at any moment, and our brains still love them, even when they’re not scripted. “It’s a strong neuro alert that tells us that something is important about this moment and we have to pay attention,” Tania Luna, the co-author of Surprise: Embrace the Unpredictable and Engineer the Unexpected, told The Takeaway, explaining the “surprise sequence”. “Our cognitive resources are basically hijacked and pulled into the moment. That’s one of the things that’s really uncomfortable for some people, but also exciting for some people because your attention is completely in the moment.”
This Guy Is In Daniel
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Modern Problems Require Mordern Solution
And if you’re a person who considers a surprise party to be your worst nightmare, Luna says that it’s possible to become more open to the idea over time. “I think about surprise in two perspectives: Embracing it and engineering it,” she told The Takeaway. “You have to train your brain to be more comfortable accepting surprise, and by that I also mean surprise readiness—being comfortable with uncertainty, ambiguity and change. Especially these days, that’s an incredibly important skill.”
Taliban
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Even though she’s an expert on surprise now, Luna admits that she wasn’t always a fan. “I hated being surprised—I loved surprising others, but I hated being surprised myself,” she told The Takeaway. “[I hated] the feeling of loss of control and the feeling of vulnerability. As a kid, I had experienced a lot of change and my coping mechanism was to say, ‘I’m in charge. I control everything. Nobody controls me and I can control the world around me.’ I was protecting myself from negative surprises. But what I’ve learned is that I was also keeping out joy, wonder, and emotional intensity.”
Uno Reverse Card
Wait
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I remember asking a question about this to the priest when I was in catechism. It didn't go well. I was put into an empty room to "pray and ask for forgiveness". I came out of that room an atheist. I was 11.
The element of surprise is a very important ingredient in comedy, and many of the people who were part of these conversations shared on Reddit had excellent comedic timing. From coming up with perfect comebacks to wording things in just the right way, these surprising posts went from mundane to hilarious in the blink of an eye. As comedian Dean Lewis explains in his article ‘The Anatomy of a Joke’, “A comedic surprise is a twist without serious repercussions.”
Well. I Guess This Was Rigged From The Start
Poor Guy
Hol’ Up
We all love a great “didn’t see that coming” moment, whether it happens in real life, is accidentally caught on camera or is found in a screenshot from social media. Surprise is the spice of life, right? (Or something like that.) So if you’re interested in adding a little bit more excitement to your daily life, be sure to mix up your routine or do something (harmless) to surprise someone else. Whether you believe we’re all plugged into the Matrix or not, your brain might appreciate being caught off guard every now and then. Plus, if you manage to get a picture of it, you can always share it on the “Hol’up” subreddit.
Wait..what
Holup
I Mean... He's Not Wrong Tho?
Hold up—How are you feeling about this list, pandas? Are you having whiplash from all of the shocking twists and turns that these posts take? We hope you’re having some fun being surprised and caught off guard. Remember to keep upvoting the posts that went in a completely different direction than what you expected, and let us know in the comments if you’ve had any “Hol’up” moments recently. Then, if you can handle being shocked by even more of these types of posts, you can find Bored Panda’s previous article featuring the “Hol’up” subreddit right here!
Sick Beat
Everyone probably already knows this, but the reason drummers were included in battalions was for morale, coordination on the battlefield, and signaling to soldiers when to reload and fire, which you might think sounds ridiculous, but back then armies worked in line formations, and muskets were slow-firing weapons, so to maximize firing, one line would open fire while the back line reloads, then the front line would kneel to reload giving the back line chance to fire, and repeat.
*sed Noises
I Love Duolingo
Mans Been Legit This Whole Time?!
Hol Up
Indeed
I Don’t Like Where This Is Going
The Moment She Knew She
It Will Be Like That Though
F*ck Cartoons
One Person Who Is 7x More Likely To Kill You Than Everyone Else
I Dont Need Sleep I Need Answers!
Oops
Strange Trilogy
Feels Bad Man
Oops
I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!
Oh 😳
Don’t Expose Him Like That
There was a scene in Degrassi (next class I think) where the innocent new girl is introduced to the trans kid. He says he is trans and se thinks it means transient aka homeless. She ends up dating him though.
Neil Was Very Opinionated
Tyson Is So Sexy
Downvote me if you will, but Mike Tyson is a woman beating rapist and I find nothing funny about him. However, the comeback on this post is epic!
Domesticated
Sorry Bruh
bruh, can we stop talking about humans??? i get it, we suck! i dont need to be reminded every day
bruh, can we stop talking about humans??? i get it, we suck! i dont need to be reminded every day