Truth

oh god yeah relatable

Can I say I thought I was the only one!

Sadly, true

I am a potato

Common sense is surprisingly uncommon

HOME: Where I can walk around nakey and not frighten the horses…

This is the truest thing, EVER

Doesn’t everyone do that?

My retirement lounge!

Eldest child : the one who does all the chores and gets no love and no attention.

I'm shamelessly overly truthful. But that's okay. I wouldn't want to work with someone who prefers dishonesty and plays games.

me

^ this ^

2022…Season Three or series finale…?

I want to start a petition to add 8 extra hours in a day to do whatever we want

Oh my gosh wait- it actually does! Except I hear the person ordering in like a French accent

I use this one on the frequent.

And you also get their salary, right? *chuckles nervously without real hope*

Foshizzle!

I'm using this.

Netflix definitely needs a filter to block: 1) Movies I've already seen and don't want to see again 2) Movies I started watching and decided were crap 3) Gratuitous gore 4) Incredible stupid $hit

Thats "people who wore pants at all"

Ditto!

So true

Yes. Also seems to be a point for some (myself included) when you start using a foreign language more than your native tongue and you completely forget words in your own language before mastering the new one. You would feel stupid, if you could remember a word - any word- for that feeling.

It's also quite funny when you know French, German, Swedish, Italian, and English and constantly smash together sentences with all sorts of the language.

I speak english, portuguese, spanish, italian, french, and arabic. I try to have some conversations with myself in these languages or else I would be byelingual. (sometimes i scare people when Im talking to myself in a different language)

nam iz bibble

me!!!

I know Hindi and Marathi, but damn I am bad at them both!

3 hours later...

YES! Yes, yes, yes, yes!! YES!!!

nothing but the truth

Cat: a small but powerful murderer so adorable that you love, house, and feed it. See also: Stockholm Syndrom.

March 2022: The time when we start watching Cats (2019) because there's nothing else and we have to resort to Taylor Swift Furry Edition

WHOO yeah that's true

I have a cousin who married the same guy thrice. Now she says that was 2x stupid.

first they said three weeks than a month and then a year

My toxic trait: I'm in love with my bed

Morning motivational speech

Gone too soon.

Can we get a free year or two extension on the expiration date?

So I can keep scrolling BP

#relatable

Or a gif that expresses my reaction perfectly, but doesn't misappropriate another race and is from a celebrity I like.

🙂

Other meaning "I don't care, I can't be fired."

It's a joke for all the couples to enjoy now.

Because meth x (cocaine)^2 isn't a wise option....

BEST FRIEND: The person who tells you your problems are more than she can handle and then hands you a piece of paper with the name and phone number of someone she’s had recommended by a different friend. Based on a true story!

Alternate definition, the hours of school in which feel like an eternity.