SO TRUE.

I am saving this because it's way too relatable

Yep. I can't sleep when I'm hot, and I can't throw them off because I have to have covers on me. Its a security thing.

Easy there, Lenny

I can't even do more than 10...

Yeah, happens to me to. A lot.

if i had a boyfriend =)))

And that's why I love my alarm on my phone lol. Remembers for me haha, best invention ever 😇

That's me after my husband makes me anything. :3 He makes yummies.

I know that feeling.

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!

Eat normally, get your vitamins and fibers, and don't overdo the rest.

Yea, exactly me

I thought that was a pimple at first... o_o

It says "but you said I could bim-bim your bap, anytime?" I hope that's not what I think, explain?

eggs are good on anything

*Sniffle* Just what I wanted

LOLOLOLOLOL