Match made in paradise

EXACTLY!!!!

Yeah, a$ia. Some of just want to pay our bills and afford things minus the anxiety.

Malicious compliance at its best !!

This is so appropriate for every every business.

Relationship goals !

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So this is just a d**k move really - or at least in the UK. From memory the rule is the employer needs 2x the notice of the length of the holiday (ie need to give a fortnights notice for a week off) to cancel a holiday without any kind of comeback. So unless these are in the very near future it’ll just f**k up peoples plans.

Touché, bears. Touché.

What got me was the 'I know you enjoy your weekends, but...'

Good bosses !!

I think of this screenshot daily.

The fact they censored the d—K in the display but not the user :>

Boss move !!

Bahahahaha good one!

And he got a bigger bow tie with the word pringles on it. And he… dyed his mustache black. Poor guy, he’s really going through a crisis

I love this.

I am probably an ET. I had a weird training two weeks ago (big corporate logistic company) about having a can-do attitude, working with enthusiasm and being proud about what the company does. The whole time I was thinking: " Dude, I am only here to make my eight hours a day and get paid for it. Enthusiasm and pride in the company? laughable."

I once started a new job with many employees. As VP of the office I interacted with most of the employees on a regular basis. I was having difficulty remembering the names of those with whom I didn't interact regularly. So, I used word combos / memory devices to help me remember names. These memory devices were meant for my thoughts only and were never to come out of my mouth. There was an assistant director whose name I just COULD NOT remember. Sherry was in her late 50s; It appeared she had spent far too much time in the sun during her youth & her skin lost the battle with the destructive powers of the sun. Her skin, neck and arms were EXTREMELY wrinkly - distractingly so. I'm embarassed & ashamed to admit that the memory device that lodged into my brain for her was ... Shriveled Sherry. I always had a devil of a time NOT saying "Shriveled" out loud when I would greet Sherry. I would often greet her with a drawn out "Hello Shhhhhri-erry" - just barely catching myself.

I work with every one of these.

I guess I've always been ET.

Gunner: gunner do this, gunner do that

I had a boss that rhymed with Malaria. We all called her "Skeeter."

Showing this to my parents right now.

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good job y'all...

I had a lead man in the shop who was called splinter. He got it when he was an apprentice. When asked why one of the guys said, "He only shows up after the work is done." Apparently the nickname was good enough to cure that behavior but it still stuck.

My dad would give his co-workers insulting nicknames like "Slap-Dash Ash" behind their backs and talk about them by those names at home. It was hilarious.

Thing is, everyone is a lantern on some topic, while on others you will be the carrier.

oh cool I'm a Justin ;) or an ET

If they’re ALL like that, I think I would be looking for a new job !

I like Justin

These are great

The display name is so much information after one look

Chill, it was only her foot and tbh KARMA, Janet, Karma!

Any idea what’s making the tail shadow?

Yep.

You tell em Garrett!

That's a whole lot of pu$$y

Asked my 3 year old grandson..."why are you crying, you don't even have a job"...shut him up more out of confusion than anything else

How ironic

This is true and incredibly hilarious

Bp missed something

Nice.

I can't stand 'early risers' cuz they are usually smug about it cuz you're not.

I am traumatised by the lack of censorship.

How did you quote me

Wheee!

Cheers, mate.

But butt…

I'm sure it'll work real great with that bored panda watermark on the bottom. Lol

"Please see my original email below..."

Omg! I'm not a panda, I am a koala!

What is this "holiday" thing you speak of?

YES!!!! This is me after baiting the office common area with snacks and someone stops to get some food....welcome to my web, my friend. HAHA!

I had a similar thought recently and then BAM I'm home sick with the flu.