Match made in paradise

EXACTLY!!!!

Yeah, a$ia. Some of just want to pay our bills and afford things minus the anxiety.

Malicious compliance at its best !!

This is so appropriate for every every business.

Relationship goals !

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So this is just a d**k move really - or at least in the UK. From memory the rule is the employer needs 2x the notice of the length of the holiday (ie need to give a fortnights notice for a week off) to cancel a holiday without any kind of comeback. So unless these are in the very near future it’ll just f**k up peoples plans.

Touché, bears. Touché.

What got me was the 'I know you enjoy your weekends, but...'

Good bosses !!

I think of this screenshot daily.

The fact they censored the d—K in the display but not the user :>

Boss move !!

Bahahahaha good one!

And he got a bigger bow tie with the word pringles on it. And he… dyed his mustache black. Poor guy, he’s really going through a crisis

I love this.

The display name is so much information after one look

Chill, it was only her foot and tbh KARMA, Janet, Karma!

Any idea what’s making the tail shadow?

Yep.

You tell em Garrett!

That's a whole lot of pu$$y

Asked my 3 year old grandson..."why are you crying, you don't even have a job"...shut him up more out of confusion than anything else

How ironic

This is true and incredibly hilarious

Bp missed something

Nice.

I can't stand 'early risers' cuz they are usually smug about it cuz you're not.

I am traumatised by the lack of censorship.

How did you quote me

Wheee!

Two friends of mine were fired on the same day from the same company. They were playing dodge ball on fork lifts with balls of shrink wrap.

had pallet jack races in a warehouse one late night....

♪ You spin me right round... ♫

So why did you get fired? Oh, you forgot about the security cameras!

(forehead slap)

If you're going to get fired, make it worth it!

Damn that looks fun

But....he's wearing a harness!

I don't see a problem with this safety equipment fit test.

Cheers, mate.

But butt…

I'm sure it'll work real great with that bored panda watermark on the bottom. Lol

"Please see my original email below..."

Omg! I'm not a panda, I am a koala!

What is this "holiday" thing you speak of?

YES!!!! This is me after baiting the office common area with snacks and someone stops to get some food....welcome to my web, my friend. HAHA!

I had a similar thought recently and then BAM I'm home sick with the flu.

In my country (England, UK) I have never heard anyone ever say 'thank you for your service'. I feel this is a very American thing. (Please don't come at me! Just an observation).

Severely lowered standards and a lot of creativity.

Doesn't fit with the "work" theme.

Hey! We like friends of all ages. Just how we like friends of all ethnicities, gender identity, backgrounds…

Sadly : relatable. Used to have an apologetic face, but they were SO happy to see me...

To all of you bashing OP's grammar, know that I have no problem with it