For the modern person, always in need of constant stimulation and validation, the good old private diary is no longer enough. Every questionable, chaotic, and unhinged personal thought can be quickly pushed onto the unsuspecting public, regardless of how they feel about it.
So here is a collection of posts from X (formerly tweets from Twitter) that showcase all the funniest personal thoughts people perhaps should have kept to themselves. Get comfortable before you scroll through and be sure to upvote your favorites. And if you are feeling inspired, share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section below.
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God Has Protected Me
Amen brother! It's like a meme I've seen a few times. God will give us all we need, but don't expect it to come to you like a special object in a video game, hovering above the table with a ring of light around it. When-the-H...50aac1.jpg
Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters
Why Stop There?
Fake Number
To be honest, the first one is a good advice. And knowing someone is giving you a wrong number instead of guessing should lead you to : a)abandon further interaction with said person b)investigate what you did to make her feel that way and try to be a better / more interesting / less creepy person.
Some People Change
My Southern Baptist MIL has gone from pretending that I don't exist, (even to my face,) to occasionally asking about me and referring to me as, "that guy you live with." It's honestly a step in the right direction and it only took 20 years.
The Retirement Age
Dead Malls
I’ve ALWAYS thought this! Make this happen 100%, it can work with other abandoned buildings too
Heavy Machinery
"It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does
This Dad Has One Great Son
Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years
Basics Of Billionaires …
Management
There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage
No Narcs
I Wholeheartedly Approve
Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?
So much this. Usually, when someone says the IT guy is "being a d**k" what that really means is they're asking basic questions to cover all the bases because they've been thru that kind of sh1t before, but the person being asked decided to take it as an insult to their intelligence.
Burn It All Down….m4a Now
I had an emergency surgery this year. I pay almost $500 a month for my insurance. It still cost me nearly $10,000. With insurance!! Without insurance, the surgery was almost 125k. Absolutely outrageous.
People Are Morons
Imagine being one of the a******s who didn't take the Polio vaccine because they were anti-vax and that's why Polio is running rampant today... oh wait, that's not what happened, people lined up in droves, some camping overnight in the hopes of getting the vaccine. And today Polio is nearly unheard of...
Parenting Boys
Real Money
I’d Like To See It
This Tweet Is So Accurate
Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?
I don’t get the US system. Is it not taken out weekly for salaried employees? Are there not tax brackets?
Makes Sense
It Never Ends
Let’s Tell The Whole Truth
Apparently our major supermarkets staff are having a strike this coming weekend and Friday. Record inflation after record profits and no pay raises for the workers expected along with their customers to survive paying even more for groceries after a record profits year. Good for the workers, strike away, I'm joining them by only buying at local markets and small family owned grocers for the duration and maybe if the big supermarkets do the right thing, maybe, I'll come back for the sake of my fellow working class battlers.
Lol 🤣
She Is 19. Leo Is 48
But I'll Still Tell Him
Beware
Literally No One
I remember people saying they felt like the Jewish people during WWII and if this isn't the peak of being privilidged then I don't know what is (i.e. when you have it so good that oblidgated to uphold medical advice makes you feel oppressed like a people being eradicated during a world war).
Works Like A Charm
One Of The Evils Of Capitalism Involves Punishing People For Helping Others Or Showing Charity
Things Have Changed
Oooooffff
Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay
This is what happens when you're so uneducated, you don't realise how uneducated you are ☹️
Ancient Greece - especially mythology - is one of the gayest things I know. That's why I love it so much!
Bruh Ancient Greece fell in 146 BC, or in other words, almost a century and a half before Jesus Christ was born
I’m sure this same person believes the Bible was written in English.
they where EXTREMELY gay in ancient greece, there where myths about the OLYMPIANS being gay, achilles was gay, hercules was gay, zeus was gay, and apollo was the definition of gay
Spartan brides had to dress like men to help their husbands transition to sex with women
Load More Replies...LOL when people think "religious doctrine" only means Christianity. Even before it existed.
I mean they were religious lol... just their religion was gay... and so was everyone else...
Load More Replies...To be fair, those ancient Greeks knew a lot of stuff long before a lot of other people.
The word lesbian literally means resident of the Isle of Lesbos, the Greek Island. The term came to describe women who love women after the island's most famous resident, the poet Sappho who lived around 570 BC.
Actually...Christianity followed ancient Greece. As in, it came after ancient Greece.
I used to work with someone who's now a Greek Orthodox priest, he was very uncomfortable when reminded how gay ancient Greece was. Probably the only time he was ever uncomfortable, the rest of the time he was unhinged (in a good way).
technically they weren't "gay", the older men mentored young boys in the ways of sex for when they became eligible for marriage. no insertion or anything like that. Also, if people were gay, think military, navy, etc. it was tolerated. DEFINITELY NO CHRISTIANS< THOUGH!
this dude will be shocked when he finds out what the spartans go up to
Ancient Greece was so gay, they had separate words for the more active and the more passive members of a gay couple.
For anyone wondering, Ancient Greece was 12th - 9th century BC (Before Christ). So not only did they not follow Christianity, but their lives have no reference to what humans do or think today.
Christianity? What about all those Greek gods? Zeus, Aphrodite, Ares, Athena, Apollo, Hera & so on?
𝐈 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐦𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲, 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 "𝐆𝐚𝐲" 𝐰𝐚𝐬. 𝐆𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 :/
What's sad is all of this stuff is true yet we toe the line everyday...
I've been living in hospital for almost a year now, about to move into a short term bed in the rehab wing of a long term care home, and we had to assess if a "financial" divorce was necessary. Thank goodness it wouldn't make a difference, and that I live in Canada because we have no medical debts, just associated peripheral debts.
BP is glitching a lot for me right now - sometimes it won’t scroll, typing is slow and glitchy, etc. Anyone know why?
What's sad is all of this stuff is true yet we toe the line everyday...
I've been living in hospital for almost a year now, about to move into a short term bed in the rehab wing of a long term care home, and we had to assess if a "financial" divorce was necessary. Thank goodness it wouldn't make a difference, and that I live in Canada because we have no medical debts, just associated peripheral debts.
BP is glitching a lot for me right now - sometimes it won’t scroll, typing is slow and glitchy, etc. Anyone know why?