Communication is key, but we often forget that it’s just as important in front of a store or on the road as with other people. Fortunately, our species developed the idea of a sign a pretty long time ago. It’s so common, we generally overlook them, unless, of course, we see something completely unexpected. Things like “stop” or “no dogs” contextually make a lot of sense, but if you saw “no frogs” that might start to raise some questions.
These two Instagram pages, which can be explored here and here, gather user-submitted funny and unusual signs from around the world. So give them a look, try to work out why this sign was needed in the first place, and upvote your favorites.
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The world is full of placenames that carry enough secondary meanings to entice people to loot local signage. A simple and somewhat crass example would be Ragged Ass Road in Yellowknife, Canada, where the city had to weld the sign to the post. They also started to sell replicas of the sign locally, so people would have an alternative to theft.
In a similar vein, the sign for Butt Hole Road in England was also a frequent victim of theft, as well as a welcome sign for the wonderfully named village of Shitterton. In the case of Butt Hole Road, it was ultimately renamed to Archers Way, after residents grew tired of both the constant theft and no doubt endless jokes about the area. The people of Shitterton were more resolute, instead having the sign chiseled into a massive stone that the average thief might struggle to steal. Seems like a potential plot for a pretty low-stakes heist movie.
As one can imagine, the United States isn’t immune from this plague as well, as any sign with 69 or 420 is subjected to frequent theft. Mile markers that read 66.6 get stolen quite often as well, though it seems like a simple solution would be to move them just 0.1 of a mile away. Though one must expect that whatever contractor is responsible for replacing it is pretty happy with the whole situation.
Like in the United Kingdom, some places just have less-than-fortunate names, such as Harry Baals Drive in Fort Wayne, Indiana, where the sign, inevitably, used to get constantly stolen. It was replaced with a sign reading "H. W. Baals Dr," which may have somewhat alleviated the issue, but it just underlines the fact that anything remotely recognizable, like a sign denoting “South Park,” or anything vaguely humorous will end up taken.
I got fired on monday, but still have to come in for the next month. No one told me I have to be on time so this works perfect 😂
Commercial signs tend to be stolen less often because they are generally not as “interesting” to people with an inclination for larceny. Both ancient Rome and China both had examples of businesses advertising a brand or events using publicly visible street signs. In China, sign printing would include a trademark, most famously a white rabbit, to designate that this shop has items from a specific manufacturer.
I read that in Charlie Brown's voice...Frieda has decided to walk away now.
Load More Replies...I hope this is them being funny and they aren't just being harassed by racists all day
I'm personally a little over "hilarious" racism like this. Maybe because it's not hilarious at all.
When a chinese restaurant opened in my city some 15 years ago, they were handing out flyers which said "We no eat your kitty" (in my language "Mi ne papala vaša maca"). It was actually hilarious and we still talk about it; great marketing.
Load More Replies...Lol racism! Especially when violence against Asian people is at an all time high! So funny
Impossible not reading it with a funny Vietnamese accent on my tone ... sorry no mean to offend anyone XD
There was a time in the late 70s when people fleeing Vietnam, coming to the U.S. where this type of humor was considered real to some. The Vietnamese Boat people arrival caused a new wave of worry to pet owners based on upon cultural differences, ignorance and comedians on stage.
It's actually a Chinese restaurant sign generator. It's not a real Chinese restaurant.
This is hilarious. I've been in Chinese restaurants when people make stupid comments like there's no stray cats or dogs around here.
I feel I enjoy humor the most when people can laugh also at themselves....
yes. cause it's a Chinese restaurant. and their are famous for their unrecognizable meats in dishes and the fact that in some places in china dogs have or are still eaten regularly
Load More Replies...Old Paul Rodriguez joke; his dog is missing. He goes next door and asks Mr. Kim if he has seen the dog. Kim; (while picking his teeth)You have big black dog with juicy hind leg? No, I no see him.
If being yourself means being a racist twat, then you've got a bigger problem to deal with. Also good luck figuring out how to eat a sneeze.
Load More Replies...i'm the one who has to clean my bathroom...and i have an 11 year old brother so i've seen some things
While these days we might be annoyed at the bombardment of signs, ads, and neon lights, Medieval shopkeepers and craftspeople were often explicitly ordered to display signs. In England, Richard II passed a law that stated "Whosoever shall brew ale in the town with intention of selling it must hang out a sign, otherwise he shall forfeit his ale," although this was more to help inspectors quickly find locations that brewed alcoholic beverages.
Originally, these signs would designate just what sort of thing you could buy inside, but in larger urban areas, as there would be multiple of the same store, businesses started to develop their own names and symbols to stand out from the crowd. Over time, many would display royal coats of arms to fake royal endorsements, until laws were passed to specifically prevent such manipulation.
i was in a beuty shop (in a different state) and their was a sign that said “children left unattended will be given a puppy and an energy drink”
I get the joke but I don't like it. If the roles were reversed, it would be considered misogynistic. Misandry is no better than misogyny.
Please tell me I'm not the only one trying to make sense of the "DTTEOEYUNESAO"
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This one keeps appearing. It's a real warning sign in St Lucia crocodile park in KZN, South Africa.
Had this on the liquor store sign for ages (with "ex" rather than "girlfriend"). Most people loved it, but a few would go "nah, her heart was frozen!" At which point I, utterly straight-faced, would reach into the back of That One Cooler, and hand them a beer with a quarter inch of ice adhered to the top of the can.
Almost half of these are repeats from previous posts. Can’t these people come up with something new?
Welcome to Bored Panda XD Some weeks we'll see the same entries span multiple posts within days of each other! The REALLY fun ones are when someone on BP staff reposts a post from two years ago, but doesn't make it a NEW post, so you'll reply to someone's comment with a clever rejoinder and then you'll notice that it says "2 years ago" next to their username... XD
Load More Replies...Most of these are really old and have turned up all over the place. I collect pictures of signs and was hoping for some new ones.
ICYMI - #43 is a sign at the Roosevelt Island Cat Sanctuary. Great place.
Almost half of these are repeats from previous posts. Can’t these people come up with something new?
Welcome to Bored Panda XD Some weeks we'll see the same entries span multiple posts within days of each other! The REALLY fun ones are when someone on BP staff reposts a post from two years ago, but doesn't make it a NEW post, so you'll reply to someone's comment with a clever rejoinder and then you'll notice that it says "2 years ago" next to their username... XD
Load More Replies...Most of these are really old and have turned up all over the place. I collect pictures of signs and was hoping for some new ones.
ICYMI - #43 is a sign at the Roosevelt Island Cat Sanctuary. Great place.