Freedom of speech! (Although sometimes used a bit stupid...)

That's it! I'm moving to Florida

Honest advertising isn't always the best advertisement

This has been done by many pilots, not just Florida pilots. We are all basically children with wings anyway...

Poor alligator!

How caring

Was it classed as a salt...?

And americans wonder why the rest of the world mocks them...

I support this man!

Wearing a bag on his head... this alone shows that he's not a smart guy. My 2 yo knows this is not a good idea. Trying to hide our ID with transprence just show how much he's not smart. Yet, I'm sure he didn't show us the extent of his stupidity. I bet he can do "better".

Was he allowed to stay?

It can be any Hillary... This is Hillary-ous

the things people will do for doggy affection

Again???

well technically...

The hero we didn't know we need...

I'm sure there is a contest among cops about who can fulfill a report with the funniest reason of arrest. They have good material it seems XD

"However, the children already knew and showed him 'educational footage' on their smartphons. The man now is traumatized."

Karma is sweet

"Scohol's out forevre!" - Florida Man, 14

Um....how?

next one: Frorida man run after tourists despite having no legs

He held a pair of scissors with his nostrils and then he sneezed. The tourist almost died...from fear...or something

"Florida tourist stabs himself with man holding knife in mouth"

Lol good for him, he persevered despite the obstacles

Hey! That's good 'ol Dan KnivesForArms!

he was filled with determination

Is nobody going to say it? "Clever d**k"

Unarmed assault.

mouth

I read the article. He used his toes.

he stabbed him with scissors held in his feet.

Mike ehrmantraut is that u?

Soooooo…….

huh O___O

would they count that as unarmed assault?