What do you mean? I love multiple rounds of interviews taking up my time for no reason. /s

Oh, i laughed so hard at this.

I do, I do!​ I ignore both.

For the sake of being an A hole: some female athletes do not bleed because of strenuous athlete exercises

I mean it's not ideal...I always say, whoever says sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's pretty good, hasn't had enough sex or pizza

That outfit is amazing!

👆🏻

Your pet could dislike them because they wear the same perfume as some woman who once kicked him, and you might lose out on the chance of a beautiful friendship because you assume your pet to be some all-knowing hero.

"we'll get a morning-after pill tomorrow". Are there other alternatives to this? 🤔

So the toaster is conspiring against me I KNEW IT!

So, instead of a bunch of yelling, wilding, hormone-riddled, drunken people absolutely packing a beach and making a day of it for the local police, you get a bunch of beach chairs, towels, and anything else the older generations feel most comfortable relaxing on, quietly reading books while drinking their favorite cocktails and/or looking through their phones.... or just completely napping the afternoon away? Sounds good to me.

The clothes sites I use do, and they give the models dimensions.

Because liking is way superior to loving. No one ever killed a guy or women because he liked them. -Michael Che

COLLAB!

He sure is 😍

I wish I would have sent my grandparents cards more often when I still could, and now they're gone. It takes1 minute to write a short message, why did I not just do that...

Yes. Call your grandparents and warn them about the increasing amount of scammers. They're the most vulnerable (gullible)

Today marks 5 years since my dear grandpa passed away. There's not a single day in which I didn't wish to hear his laugh again. I know life is hard but we ought to make time to be with our loved ones. Call them while you CAN. ❤️

I might need a Ouija board then.

I'd give anything to be able to talk to my grandmother again. She died 33 years ago and I still miss her.

YESSSSS!!!! I changed your diapers, bought you ice cream, showed up and made sure every holiday or birthday was awesome. All I ask is a video chat every week ffs

Sorry I don't speak with ghosts

To my grandmothers I was invisible. The paternal one sent a bunch of clothes, toys and sweets to my cousins and the parcel got there while I was staying with them. Their parents were rich, my parents desperately poor. What an awkward situation.

So you want me to call Hell?

Well, she died before I was one year old, so, no?

If they "got away," it's almost always for the best. It wasn't meant to be.

Being little spoon is nice sometimes

Preach. The founder of my school said “Women in time to come will do much”. She lived 1585 - 1645, and was also a nun.

Incredibly correct timeline for all genders

I want socially acceptable man-purses.

YESSSS

The matching wig 😭

How bout sign guy? He's cute

I'm from the south that can mean something different

I don't even KNOW J.Lo's ex, so why would I want to be with them!?

Anyone who's ever watched Dance Moms would disagree 😂

Word!

What if it's unwanted 'shared music', like someone in the grocery store with no headphones etc.

I disagree. Being hot is 50-75% being being good looking. The rest is personality and confidence. I've known multiple people that aren't good looking, but they have good personalities, and they are confident. They never get the results they want, and it's hard for them to date. But "attractive people" never have a hard time dating anyone.

My man cooks for US!

No idea and I'm not googling that

Someone is not happy that he's just qualified ad an adult haha

A lot of people do, and that's the problem - both with partners and insta.

I've been saying it wrong all my life: "I called OFF of work today"

Unless you have A/C and snacks.

It IS therapy.

At some point, I concluded my head was the problem, not the clothes.

And I so wish I was that person. *Sigh*

I like all these, but I really hope this is the last time I read or hear Mindful or Demure.

Well it's been working for me for the last 40 or so years lol

No it's not

Thirst trap A thirst trap is a type of social media post intended to entice viewers sexually. Wikipedia

Pick your favorite sport and try doing it. I bought archery equipment because I watched the Olympics, and I thought it would be fun and I would be good at it. I'm not going to the Olympics, but archery is fun. I can't hit the bullseye ever, but I always have tight groups when I do launch my set of arrows. However, I do use a Golden Eagle compound bow from the 90s, and would really like to get a newer type of recurve bow,

Try to take away my baked apples. I dare you.