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Parents love to talk about their kids, and that includes 'dog parents.' But can you really blame them? Dogs aren't only adorable but also endlessly entertaining. Whether you own one yourself or know someone who does it's likely you've witnessed a series of comedic stunts (mostly accidental) by these four-legged clowns.

Sadly not all of us are lucky enough to have dogs at the office and must spend most of the day away from our furry best friends, but don't worry Bored Panda is here for you. Below are tweets of hilarious dog moments, cute pictures, and general dog-related jokes/observations. So start scrolling and don't forget to upvote your favs!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heck, I don't just watch... I actually wiggle my dogs tail in front of her nose to get her to start again!

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me so sad for the dog. But at least he has a Mom who is understanding and loves him.

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    varwenea
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how anyone can keep a straight face with those legs sticking up. So many thoughts in the gutter...

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kelly Barkson. Brad Pitt Bull. Bark Obama. Celine Doggone. Hilary Ruff. Ah, yes! Sleep deprivation is a wonderful thing. Lol

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    Kate
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I talk nonstop to my dog, especially when we're out and about--I just hope people get a kick out of it :)

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    diane a
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog brought me a whole tree into the kitchen - 15ft - roots and all - no idea how she managed it

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you get that many dogs to pose like that? All facing the camera!

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the girls must be in Beauty School. Be glad she didn't dye her hair pink.

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You loved his sense of humor when you got married Karen. Have things changed so much?

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    diane a
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love what they did with the ears - my hairdresser could leaarn from this

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made some changes while you were gone. This is now the dog house ... and you're in it.

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    Thinairgal
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, laughed so hard I choked on popcorn...warning, don't eat while reading these

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT HURTS THAT THIS HAS TO BE SAID... There is no way the dog swallowed a flashlight. First, it would be nearly impossible for this dog to swallow a flashlight whole, unless it was one of those tiny LED lights. Second, a flashlight would not shine through the dogs chest, there are WAY to many things in the way. This is a picture of a dog with a flashlight being shone onto it's fur from the outside.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: Hey come over! Me: Can't, busy doing stuffs Dog: I'm about to barf Me: *achieve lightspeed*

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, he looks sad, bail him out immediately. Between, does anyone has seen animal-courtroom arguments in real life, the lawyers(mostly kids arguing for there pets). If you haven't go watch, you are missing the great grand saga!

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so much cuter on the dogs. I wish men would give it up; it looks so stupid on them.-- it's also a good way to keep their ears out of their food. Saves a lot of cleanup time later.

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    Jean van der Merwe
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like one of those bobbing head toys some people put in their cars. The head to body ratio brings out every nurturing instinct in me. Oxytocin levels skyrocketing!

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey - apologise! I always say sorry to mine if I do something like that.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this photo - they all look so fabulous in their costumes and baby Jesus has to be the best one ever!

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    diane a
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with a broken foot in A&E - "I kicked a door" - foreign doctor "YOU KICKED A DOG"!!! - never been so embarassed in my life in front of an entire waiting room - I didnt own a dog

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: OK. Here's the plan. We wait until the grownups are asleep.....

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you remember that book, "Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog"? Dog's know....

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog did that with one of our remote controls but hid the evidence. Took us weeks to find it.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the hair salon the other day, and one of the staff has a tiny dog roaming around. The lady sitting next to me ordered a bit of food because it was getting late, so the dog of course sat in front of her. She kept saying 'sweetie no, I can't, go play outside' for a minute, then just petted its head and handed over the chicken. The owner came rushing to scold the dog and pay for the food, and the lady refused. I was told this happens every day. Guess who found the hair salon to go to.

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my ex boyfriend thought this funny in the beginning but he eventually turned sour on this and in the end he just hated my cat. that was just sad

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 13 yr old went from pupper to Little Man. Never met the old dog criteria. Or adult doggo criteria either!

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet she's thinking, "No - not - every - damn - morning; this stuff tastes like cardboard. Please, can I have bacon and eggs - just once?"

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a video on Youtube, where the older brother held one out for the younger brother to blow on. But the baby ate it just like this. I was ROTFL.

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    Braineating Spleen
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a car is not a car in the eyes of a dog. Its the windy adventure box (assuming the windows are down).

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better than a bucket of fried chicken any day. Although the dogs would probably like to have one of those.

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool; fuzzy bicycle seat covers have gone extreme. That one looks really cushy.

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sweet. Apparently your dog loves it too. Don't stop....

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a better life in many ways. You don't have to get up and make coffee for the dog, and they don't care if you don't shower.

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the septic tank fails - you get a chocolate lab. -- Oreo dog.

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they don't smell the same. Wet dog versus powdered donut. Hmmm....

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less TV, more treats and walks. Do we have an understanding now?

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo says, "Do you think its annoying when your friends call and say "hi"?"

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet he's ordering from chewy.com; just wants to make us think he's studying hard.

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's happy now, but does he know you're leaving for college in a few months?

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you think those medieval monks got the idea of what dogs look like? From her ancestors of course.

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after two billions pictures posted on the internet with dogs and cats snobbing and misusing the bed we buy for them, we are still buying them beds and be disappointed when they snob and misuse them... WILL WE EVER LEARN :D

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    Anne Reid
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one in Brooklyn! The NYPD adopted one to chase the mice in the precinct!

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to install small revolving doors for the pets- that way they can be in and out and in and out and in and out or halfway in between all they want.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come talk to me little one, I'll buy whatever you're selling.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiding his disappointment as a tear trickles down his nose, leaving a wet, tell-tale spot on the newsprint.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just how long have you had this dog? About two and a half weeks? Sounds right.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he's ever wondered if there's more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking?

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you get home, he will conveniently "fetch" your slippers.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patience, pupper. You've got a stick too, and you're about to make the cellist go nutty. Wait, he's got a stick, and its driving the flautist crazy. The drummer is about to send the trumpter over a cliff. -- FREE FOR ALL! -- Get! Those! Sticks!

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the whole package of croissant dough rolled into one before you bake it Marvelous.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I shared a house with a lady with dogs, this is the way I let my cat in and out of my window.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog every night - leave the bed for one minute and he's got his head on my pillow!

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to hide his favorite snack in the freezer, Nestle's Toll House chocolate chips. He kept them in the original bag, so whenever one of us four kids heard the crinkle of that plastic, we'd walk up behind the freezer door. When Dad closed the door, there would be a child with their hand out and a big smile Iike, "I heard that, may I have some please?

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, my ears feel a little odd, and I wish you'd just scratch my butt instead

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate you - I'm scared - get outta here - hide me; such a dilemma.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have told The wizard which century your Beethoven was born in.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up and get back in the box like a good little apple. Pets on Parade called and I have to finish this photo shoot. Now move.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'mb nod lebbing go for Anderson, - no I saib anyshing. So, dere.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raise the number like they do on Let's Make a Deal and the Price is Right. - 101

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Bo Derek didn't look this good running down the beach. Go Oscar, go.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Haven't you ever seen a chocolate sprinkles Rottweiler before?

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **Killing me softly with his eyes, seeing my life with those eyes, killing me softly with his look, Killing Me Softly, with those eyes.** lyrics, adapted

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If prison was full of dogs like that we'd all be desperate to be inside. :-)

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go wrap yourself in a blanket and bury your head under the pillows. You'll be safer and comforted there, baby.

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    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'd all be the better if we loved other people as much as our dogs do. -- Make your dog jealous; be craxier about your spouse than fido is.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guru of the box elders. (Its a play on words. A box elder is a harnless beetle.)

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ate everything the steward gave him without complaint. And he didn't talk too much.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT dog is smiling. -- That DOG is smiling. -- That dog IS smiling. -- That dog is SMILING.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need a whole string of these pearls. --- Hope that you could Market those beds too.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butt, but, but food and sleep have suddenly become overrated.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **I can see clearly now, the blur is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way.** lyrics-- I can even see better to type now. Come on all you dogs, let's chat it up.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, never sharing my chocolate with a doggo. Bad for doggos.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might be surprised at the answers you get if you do. You might not know who's going to show up at your door.

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