BURN

"I have an app for this."

This one is exceptional.

Always! And it obviously travelled to Arizona...

I wish something like this actually existed. Getting of the tram/underground is ALWAYS a struggle because you got those people believing it's getting on the tram/underground first and then let others get off

*laughs* I'm in danger

i find these ones unexplicably funny

ASSMUNG :D Well done!

So relatable. lol

"You can stay my holiday love, though."

I GUESS U COULD SAY RIGHT LEFT

The horror!

Class A friends and family: call or visit. Class B friends and family: send short message. Business colleagues: send message on Linkedin. People who do not really care: congratulate on casual social media.

Not to speak of smashing a fly...

Oh this is very naughty :D At least for the people who know what kind of seamen are actually meant by this 🙈

I hate this kind of power plug...

Its D-Day all over but now its B-Day (Bug day)

But on the other hand: he is honest!

If only it didn't need more than "some of us" :(

Good to see that I'm not the only one who has a brain that makes strange decisions like that

Isn't she getting cold with that?

Hollywood these days

It's kind of him that he wants to help out :)

This is a different kind of self reflection.

This is actually quite sad, as the woman in the last one is being saved from suicide...

An alternative which is close to that one might be: "A famous bon mot asserts that opinions are like a**e-holes, in that everyone has one." ~ Tim Minchin

"Minwhile in Sweden"

So that's why mine always tangle up?! XD

"On the other hand...I so love the screams..."

that was not a back rub mate

Don't take it too hard, he's just "bubbling" with excitement to meet you!

haha!

I like trees. Justice for the trees!!! 🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲

This is very clever :D

Also looks like a toaster.

Haha.. funny

oooof cooourse

Does that make him instead of a weeaboo a "weeabee"? :D ...*ahem*...

hehe

Id hate to live in that house. It looks like torture XD

Getting kinda dark

internet in a nutshell

Now you all can understand how a mechanical pen FAPS.

Lol that's so my brain... (!_!)

Forbidden love.

Apples are safer.

Maybe not the first two but it definitely made ME happy :D

My life in four pictures. :D :(

ALL of these are good, even this last one

I'm really enjoying all this! :))

but what if they are just short????

I remember this collective April Fools Joke. Good times. Basically a bunch of web comics made the same joke in 2016.

We just need earphones for shoe laces and then we will have self-tying shoes

i wonder why they are wearing a shoe and a slipper..they are simply walking with their tummies.. -_-''

Press 'here' with thumb. Then stab repeatedly with dull object

They see me rollin🎵 they hatin....🎵

it is always 5:00 somewhere

Gravity just won't let go

:)