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Traffic sucks. For the most part, it's just fumes and honking noises. But occasionally, a little bit of color emerges on the back of the car in front of you—a bumper sticker can turn a dull commute into a moment of joy or give you something to think about for the rest of the journey.

The subreddit r/Bumperstickers is a community that shares pictures of these small but memorable messages. Whether it’s a clever pun, a political statement, or a bizarrely specific inside joke, its 88K members have amassed quite the collection!

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    #12

    Put Up Or Shut Up!

    Funny bumper sticker on a car reads "Vasectomies prevent abortions" with a vintage illustration.

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    Bob Brooce
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the flip side. If you're conservatard that's in favor of anything that restricts birth control you're fighting against your professed desire to reduce or eliminate abortion.

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    #13

    Giving Information To The Enemy

    A bumper sticker with humorous text about using turn signals is shown.

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    st4x2gt974
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a miserable human in LA tell me. “When I’m driving what I’m doing is my business and no one else’s” and she meant it

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    #14

    Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way To Class Last Week

    Car with a funny bumper sticker saying, "Support Bacteria. It’s the only culture some people have."

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    Corwin 02
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence the reason we call one of my friends yogurt since it is the only culture he gets

    #16

    Here’s A Wholesome One :)

    Pickup truck with a bumper sticker: "Daughter Needs Kidney. Thank You Willie! For Your Selfless Gift of Life."

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    Iampenny
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one doesn't belong here, because it's not funny, but it is wholesome and I love it.

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    #20

    Off Of My Own Car

    Funny bumper sticker on car: "Voting is like driving, choose (R) to go backward, choose (D) to go forward."

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    farbenzirkel
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    4 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it particularly funny that the Democrats labeled as libtards in most countries in Europe would even still tend to be on the conservative side. :)

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    #23

    This Sticker On The Back Of This School Bus I Saw Today

    Yellow school bus with a funny bumper sticker saying, "Honk if a kid falls out," seen in traffic.

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    #25

    This One Is Right On The Money! 😆

    Car window with a funny bumper sticker reading, "The only unskilled workers are politicians," using American flag motifs.

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    Karina
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, i said this earlier today. Didnt know it was already a bumper sticker. Now i feel unjustly smart and clever :P

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    #27

    Hahaha..... Oh

    Bumper sticker reading "Watch out for the idiot behind me" on a car.

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    #31

    Thanks For The Giggle, Stranger In Front Of Me

    Funny bumper sticker about driving a tiny truck for humor.

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    #33

    Don't Mind If I Do!

    Two bumper stickers on a car: "Come and Take It" before and after a rear window breakage. Funny bumper sticker outcome.

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    Karina
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the update photo we where all hoping for, in our spitefull hearts. Or was that just me? :p

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    #34

    He Even Tapered Tesla Logo

    Car with funny bumper stickers: “End the wars & tax the rich” and “Medicare for all!”

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    Mavis
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to "I bought it before I knew he was a jerk" seen on a Tesla.

    #38

    Evangelicals Should Take Note

    Funny bumper sticker on a car reads: "Jesus would slap the s*** out of you."

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 hours ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why NatCs (Nationalist Christians) would crucify Him preventatively upon arrival in the US.

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    #39

    I'd Like One On My Car

    Funny bumper sticker on a black car: "I've Got A Perfect Body, But It's In The Trunk And Beginning To Smell."

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    #42

    This Is A Good One

    Funny bumper sticker with historical figure questioning democracy over egg price increase.

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    Corwin 02
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there is a precedent , you tossed out the British because tea went up 3 cents per pound.

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    #43

    Finally Found One To Share. Idaho

    Funny bumper sticker on a car rear window with a provocative message on nationalism and reading.

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    Corvus
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    4 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preferably, a book that wasn't written in ancient times by desert nomads.

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    #45

    Where To Stick It

    Funny bumper sticker on car reads, "have the day you voted for," in colorful letters.

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    #47

    I Love When People In $60k Cars

    Close-up of a car bumper with a funny bumper sticker about road rage and car value.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 hour ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone pulled out to go in the oncoming direction, on a curve, on a snow covered road, and I didn't bother to slow down. Didn't know eyes could get that wide. They MAY pay better attention in the future.

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    #49

    Fair Warning

    Funny bumper sticker on a car saying "Sorry for driving the speed limit, some of us have warrants!" with a turtle graphic.

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    Shark Lady
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A police officer once told me that if criminals drove responsibly and made sure their cars were legal, they would catch fewer bad guys!

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    #52

    This Passive-Aggressive Car Sticker

    Car with a funny bumper sticker saying, "Sorry for driving so close in front of you," in a parking area.

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    #54

    Classic

    Car with a funny bumper sticker about fluoride, seen in a parking lot.

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    Beak Hookage
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    5 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will always remind me of that moment from the Silent Hill movie where the guy says oh you don't wanna go to Silent Hill - the air there is full of poisonous fumes! Breathe in too much of that stuff and you'll die! ...all while idly lighting up a cigarette.

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    #55

    Someone Has To Drive The Babies

    Car bumper with a funny sticker saying: "Adults on board, we want to live too."

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    #56

    On A Cyber Truck

    Funny bumper stickers on a car trunk, including "Elon's in the Trunk" and "Harris Walz".

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    Heir of Durin
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    4 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This on is funny but odd. Why buy this expensive vehicle if you dislike Elon so much? You like the shape that much???