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Hey, Are you a minecraft zombie pig man? because i feel like if I hit on you, you and your friends would hunt me down and murder me
The best pick up line ever used on me was"you can't be a goth and a virgin. Someone will try to sacrifice you. You should let me take care of that right away."
My husband said he might be bald but he’d never have a beer belly. And 17 years later he drinks beer but has no beer belly.