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Inventor Creates High Voltage Ejector Bed For People Who Can’t Wake Up
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Inventor Creates High Voltage Ejector Bed For People Who Can’t Wake Up

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Colin Furze, the mad engineer who created a brilliant set of retractable working Wolverine claws, has come up with a new invention that is equal parts brilliant and insane. When it’s time to wake up, his High Voltage Ejector Bed won’t take no (or “5 more minutes”) for an answer – it will literally throw you out of bed to the sound of ringing bells and car horns!

As is customary with Furze’s crazy inventions, the majority of it was assembled by him in his garage. An ordinary domestic compressor powers the home-made pistons that throw you out of bed.

Furze worked as a plumber before hosting the Gadget Geeks show on Sky1. He got the idea from his Youtube channel viewers and was supported by an endorsement deal from a coffee brand called Taylors of Harrogate – and he acknowledges that he was inspired by Wallace and Grommit, too! To see more of his so-crazy-they’re-brilliant designs, check out his Youtube channel and website below.

More info: colinfurze.com | Youtube (h/t: dailydot)

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    When it’s time to wake up, Ejector Bed won’t take ‘snooze’ for an answer

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    If you still can’t wake up, set it to MAX power for the maximum effect

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    Dovas

    Dovas

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    There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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    FerlinEng
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I fall to the ground, I will grab the pillow and continue to zzzz on the floor. Hahaha

    MayaAladdin
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this bed might work if you put a tub full of cold water in front of it, otherwise I'll just continue sleeping on the floor.

    SusannaVesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hazardous! This guy is not sleeping! A sleeping person would just be smashed on the wall, unprepared...Or wont sleep half the night expecting the ejection! hahaha

    DianaCovell
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to sleep in and soaring across the room is not for me, thanks!!!!

    TeleriNyfain
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's dangerous.... & my cats, well, they would NOT approve...

    AlaskaZhang
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just feel like even I got ejected, fly ,hit the wall and fall on the ground, I will keep sleeping deadly still. Maybe an additional steeltrap between bed and the wall.

    Elizabeth Terrorford
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bloody brilliant. Where can I buy one and how much would it cost me? I'm being deadly serious: where can buy?

    Shona Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where can get one? and how much are they? need something to wake my nephew up in the morning lol

    Laura Smith Robinson
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Taylors of Harrogate was a COFFEE company! We have drunk TEA from Taylors of Harrogate for years! A boost from bed to wake up? Well, I like all of it except the super-blaster setting! :-)

    SilvijaSavels
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes - build a contraption to have your clothes ready to be catapulted into and you've got a winner!

    LedaAnastasia
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can name it heart-attacking bed!!! THAT sounds like FUN!!!

    JoMcRae
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of a few people who need it, but none who would use it!

    Martin
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be better used by the prostitute industry for when times up!

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I need one of these contraptions in the winter time. LOL.

    FerlinEng
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I fall to the ground, I will grab the pillow and continue to zzzz on the floor. Hahaha

    MayaAladdin
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this bed might work if you put a tub full of cold water in front of it, otherwise I'll just continue sleeping on the floor.

    SusannaVesna
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hazardous! This guy is not sleeping! A sleeping person would just be smashed on the wall, unprepared...Or wont sleep half the night expecting the ejection! hahaha

    DianaCovell
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to sleep in and soaring across the room is not for me, thanks!!!!

    TeleriNyfain
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's dangerous.... & my cats, well, they would NOT approve...

    AlaskaZhang
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just feel like even I got ejected, fly ,hit the wall and fall on the ground, I will keep sleeping deadly still. Maybe an additional steeltrap between bed and the wall.

    Elizabeth Terrorford
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bloody brilliant. Where can I buy one and how much would it cost me? I'm being deadly serious: where can buy?

    Shona Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where can get one? and how much are they? need something to wake my nephew up in the morning lol

    Laura Smith Robinson
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Taylors of Harrogate was a COFFEE company! We have drunk TEA from Taylors of Harrogate for years! A boost from bed to wake up? Well, I like all of it except the super-blaster setting! :-)

    SilvijaSavels
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes - build a contraption to have your clothes ready to be catapulted into and you've got a winner!

    LedaAnastasia
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can name it heart-attacking bed!!! THAT sounds like FUN!!!

    JoMcRae
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of a few people who need it, but none who would use it!

    Martin
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be better used by the prostitute industry for when times up!

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I need one of these contraptions in the winter time. LOL.

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