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Funny moments to remember from your childhood.
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#1
"I can't go to school because I have the hiccups."
-5 y/o me
Final score:
1point
#2
My Mom bought tear-free shampoo for me and my sister when we were little. I was like, "Oh, so it won't sting at all if you put it in your eyes?" and so guess what I did. I stood in front of the bathroom sink and stretched my eye open with my finger and squirted the shampoo in.
Final score:
1point
#3
i would steal all of te purple coloring stuff because i thought that made green
Final score:
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#4
I dipped my tortilla chips in water. Specifically the kind of tortilla chips that they serve at Mexican restaurants. In fact, I think I only did this at Mexican restaurants.
Final score:
0points
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