This is a longer one... So there’s this snail. His name is Mr. Snail. It’s a bit on the nose, but whatever. So Mr.Snail Has been working for as long as he could to buy a brand new, bright red truck. So one day, Mr.Snail finally has enough money to buy his truck. He goes to the car shop and purchases his truck and the sales man says,” Is there anything you want me to do to the truck before you go?” And Mr. Snail says,” Yes, actually. Could you please paint some S’s on the side?” The man, confused, says sure. So, Mr. Snail comes in the next day to pick up his truck when the man asks,” I’m sorry, but why did you want S’s on your car?” And Mr. Snail says,” So when I drive by, people will say,’ look at that little S car go!” [ for anyone confused es car got is a French dish with snails.]

My psychiatrist said I was crazy. I said I wanted a second opinion. He said I was ugly too.