Hey Pandas, Your Username Is How You Die – How Do You Die? (Closed)

How do you die? What's your demise?

i get lost, live in the forest. i make friends with each of the animals there, and we establish a working communist union, but eventually i become hungry for power and proclaim myself king. then i get eaten by dissatisfied communist bears.

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ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺

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daniel (pineapple he/him) 1 year ago

i love this one

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i get killed by a freaking bee

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freakingbee (she/they)

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daniel (pineapple he/him) 1 year ago

well darn thats not good bc i have a freaking huge bee that follows me wherever i go so its either trying to protect me or wants my soul either way it reminds me of you

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We'll just have to wait and see.

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mysterious(he/they, maybe?)

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Itz-Nova (Ve / Ver) 1 year ago

xD Love this. How would I die though-

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I die of fangirling

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Percabeth Forever (she/they)

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Tuesday 1 year ago

You and me both. I haven’t read Rick Riordan for over 5 years but I do remember that percabeth is OTP

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I am killed by the ghost of a snail. Or I am already dead and I am a ghost of a snail.

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GhostlySnail (she/her)

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Do I unalive myself? Or an assassin with my name hunts me down? I prefer the second one tbh.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Sherry Moore 1 year ago

Same thing with me Nathaniel

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A young lady will make a big mistake

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Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧

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I suppose I die comfortably in a Hobbit Hole with a cup of tea in my hand.

Either that or I get burnt to a crisp by Smaug.

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Lil Miss Hobbit

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Fly_Agaric_Frog (They/Them) 1 year ago

A hobbit hole with tea sounds good tho

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Uh... this actually came up a little while ago on a different post, and I asked how I would die and got a few different answers. Most of them involved me being killed by a rose, but I think my favorite was that I die as soon as it starts raining because I am the rose but only as long as the weather is fair.

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fair_weather_rose (she/they)

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago (edited)

It’s definitely not garlic. What about sunlight? Holy water?

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a sentient pineapple with my name kills me

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jordan (pineapple he/she)

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freakingbee is going offline 1 year ago

this is unrelated but i just got a gold award on akinator and i wanted to tell somebody lol

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#11

My people, nooooo

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Some Indonesian kid (he/him)

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Itz-Nova (Ve / Ver) 1 year ago

Noooooo

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#12

I get captured by pirates, they make me walk the plank, and i drown in a sea of garlic bread

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ace pirates (she/they)

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That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago

I'll eat it all for ya

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#13

what nice ways of dying (sarcasm but nice to get to know everyone)

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Admiral Graf Spee he/him

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Admiral Graf Spee he/him (Submission author) 1 year ago

This wa suposed to be a comment still hetting the hang of the app

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#14

A fighter jet kills me or I die flying a fighter jet.

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Horten Ho-229 (she/her)

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Admiral Graf Spee he/him 1 year ago

Hey horten

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I looked it up, asters aren't poisonous poisonous but if you eat a bunch of them you can get a stomach upset. So I feast on flowers and then die an honourable death by diarrhoea.

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Aster (she/they)

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#16

Mutiny in the Moon kingdom.

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Themoonprincess

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#17

I vaporize into dust or I get in the range of a supernova

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Stardust she/her

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 1 year ago

Spontaneous combustion, nice

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A tree frog with a grudge… They probably also have a knife

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Grudge-holding Treefrog

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I die by getting poisoned by a frog. The frog comes up and offers me tea, but the frog poisoned it. Ouch.

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Fly_Agaric_Frog (He/They/Any)

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Grudge-holding Treefrog 1 year ago

Sorry, I know that was rude

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#20

Petrification.

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MedusaWasBeautiful

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#21

getting beaten up by a super saiyan charged pheonix i assume? would be pretty cool ngl

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shanila.pheonix_

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#22

Well, I OD'd on caffeine and lost my doctor carrier then died by depression.

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Dr.Caffeine

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MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago

You said this in past-tense, implying that this has already happened? Are we reading an addition by a ghost?

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#23

One of the humans that live in my neighborhood tells the government about me and ai get taken away :(

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Your Neighborhood Alien

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago

Fear not, moste courageous companion

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#24

OH NO.

Uh...

I think this means that not only will I get ascended, but also get pelted with rocks beforehand or something...either way, I don't like the picture.

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MaximumKarmaSaint

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Percabeth Forever (she/they) 1 year ago

Yikes...at least you are a saint and won't suffer for all of eternity

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#25

In a gambling incident, apparently. I do love (not-betting) Texas Hold 'Em

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Gambit22

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Your Neighborhood Alien 1 year ago

Hello, 14,000 year old worm set to destroy the world next Tuesday! XD

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#26

Something with a really bored panda. Will it fall on me? Or eat me? Or hug me to death?

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A Really Bored Panda

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#27

Zapped out of existence by a green-blue laser

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Ridiant

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#28

A PC shoots a pencil cap at my head and I die

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P.C.

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#29

Mauled By Wild Dogs

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Sleestak

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#30

A queen blew (blue) me up

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Blue_Mouse (is gone!)

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#31

damn i get rammed by a battleship

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Admiral Graf Spee he/him

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Horten Ho-229 (she/her) 1 year ago

what about shot by the 11-inch main guns?

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#32

I suppose it’s a mystery

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Mysteria

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#33

I die at the end of a really great rollercoaster ride with a bestie.

Note: An amusement park rollercoaster - not a series of up & down relationship issues, lol

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Mr Old School Cool

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#34

I kill myself?

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Julie S

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#35

Shinobu means Heart under blade guess I'll die stabbed in the heart

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Shinobu

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#36

I get killed by a Panda flying a P-51 Mustang

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Aviation Panda

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#37

I get killed by being knocked over by an enthusiastic dog. A very happy Doggo, if you will

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One Happy Doggo

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Admiral Graf Spee he/him 1 year ago

Cute doggo and the pain will be bearable cause it is dog

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#38

A shadow kills me? Or shadows?

And with my old user name I would die from a Canadian Zebra...

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Xeba

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago

That’s an awkward way to go

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#39

I guess I get stabbed with a Ruby crystal that is white. OOOOOFFFF

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Ruby White

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I guess I die… on Tuesday. Which is very soon so I’m a little nervous

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Tuesday is going offline

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#41

Dammit, I guess they were poisonous...

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any)

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Xenon 1 year ago

You die from ricin poison.

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#42

I am too Canadian and too Dan

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CanaDan

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#43

or all of the nike shoes would stomp me to death. (also it’s pronounced nayk or niek)

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Mike_the_nike

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Blue_Mouse (queen) 1 year ago

Hey you commented on something… do you need something?

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#44

I have no idea at all. Anyone? It’s and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

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#45

Wow now this is awkward… probably got murdered by one the other troop leaders… looks like I gotta sleep with one eye open and the remaining two eyes scanning for other helluva hedgehog aliens

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien

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#46

i guess i get dementia and forget my name

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idk what my name is

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#47

I guess I loved dogs too much....

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WolfZZZ (she/her)

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#48

This is just my name, so suicide? Either that, or I'm crushed into sludge by a piece of machinery and it makes a sloshing sound.

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Sooploosh MacSchnibble

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#49

I die to a friendly fox.

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deleted

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#50

My cat kills me

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Samsquatch & Monko

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#51

I don't know. My username is my last name and first initial so I guess someone in my family kills me?

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E Eng

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#52

Apparently my death will involve an object, person or place that contains protons and/or neutrons. At least I’m safe from electrons, photons and neutrinos! Phew!

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