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Hey Pandas, You Can Create Your Own Society On An Island, What’s The First Rule You Will Create And Why?
In this scenario, you've discovered a beautiful island large enough for a couple hundred to a couple of thousand people. Everything desirable is on the island, except the rules. Everyone expects you to create the first rule that everyone must follow.
What is the rule you will create and why?
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#1
No people, just cats...... Bliss, the republic of Fuckoffistan....
Final score:
7points
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#2
No social media allowed.
All the platforms are toxic these days.
Final score:
5points
#3
Nobody can bother another person if they are sleeping. (Unless they are gonna die ofc.) I enjoy my beauty sleep, tysm.
Final score:
4points
#4
No mean people allowed. If my hedgehog brethren catch you bad-mouthing others and being all dramatic about something you shouldn’t have, then congrats. You’re kicked out.
Final score:
3points
#5
It’ll be a very elite paradise only for the most elite 😤 😅
If you make fun of anyone, for ANYthing, ex. Religion, beliefs, sexuality, race, skin disease, glasses, etc.
You will be kicked out and to never come back :)
Final score:
3points
#6
I’m gonna make the island a free prison, 06:00-20:00 you can can go out and enjoy the island, but 20:00-06:00 you can’t go out and must stay completely quiet in your homes, and I am also a dictator and controls the whole island and own everything and everyone, and I am outside the law
Final score:
3points
#7
My first rule is to have fun. My second (I'm sorry but I need to add this) is ALWAYS BE KIND NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!
Final score:
2points
Interesting_Astronaut (Submission author) 1 year ago
I apoligize if it sounded like I needed to say sorry for being kind for one of my rules, the apology was meant to be for adding a 2nd rule.
#8
Since I am the Goddess among mortals, I will not tolerate being interrupted while I am reading. I will be reading 12 hours a day whenever I’m not sleeping for the other 12 hours. Welcome to Bru World, y’all!
Final score:
2points
Silvermidnight 1 year ago
Excellent, can you extend the rule to me too? I would love to read all day too. ;D
#11
Well firstly no lemon, lime or orange because I'm allergic then secondly - embrace your inner catness!!!!
Final score:
0points
#12
Good manners. Say please and thank you when people do things for you. It is so demoralising when you do things day in, day out and it is never even acknowledged.
Final score:
0points
#13
Say or do something stupid and you will be thrown in the ocean. (Being racist, xenophobic, homophobic or discriminating in general is stupid.)
Final score:
0points
#15
The Golden Rule: Do unto others as you want them to do unto you. That would be a great place to start.
Final score:
0points
#16
I would create a nice island of karens and the only rule would be "be nice to each other, honest, and don't steal things" with big punishments. I wonder how long they could survive.
Final score:
-1point
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