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Hey Pandas, You Are To Be Executed And Are Given The Choice Of Execution Method. What Would You Choose?
What method of execution would you choose for yourself?
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#2
A painless poison.
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3points
#3
electric chair. heard it tastes like peanut butter, apparently
or the quickest ig
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#4
Old age.
Well technically it's an execution method...
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#7
Death by chocolate.
Or, if I'm supposed to suffer, by crustaceans. I'm allergic to them. Assures a painful death.
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#9
Lethal Injection.
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#10
Explosion. It might hurt, but hey, gotta go out with a bang.
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#11
I'll have a cocktail. I'll start with some cannabis, and after that I'd take some mushrooms, then strong psychedelics, maybe ketamine to relieve the fear of death, and then a lethal dose of morphine. A bit like euthanasia, which I think should be a dignified way to leave.
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#12
Firing squad, probably. I feel like it would be quick.
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Noname 10 months ago
Well, it could go wrong if none of the squad actually got your heart. If they hit at least your liver, you'd suffer, but maybe not for long. If you got hit in the head, you might survive a few hours without medical treatment, but it would be a slow, painful death. The same with the lungs. You'd die from suffocation, which could take an hour or more, and would be painful. At any rate, you'd be conscious through most of these scenarios and suffering 🤔 But what if everyone on the firing squad decided individually that they didn't want their bullet to be the killing bullet, so they all aimed at different parts of your body and missed all the vital organs? Wow, that would suck as you'd just bleed to death, in pain and conscious while everyone smoked cigarettes and chatting while they waited for you to die, maybe checking your pulse occasionally, making rude jokes at your expense....
#13
Diving through the air thinking I have a parachute, when I don't, I will go definitely go out with a bang
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#14
Diving through the air thinking I have a parachute, when I don't, I will go definitely go out with a bang
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#15
I have a few.
Old age.
Electric chair. I know it’s painful, but One could unplug it? Joking.
Painless poison.
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